u/Moonliner72

Hi, I'm u/Moonliner72, the new head moderator of r/YoungPeopleCinema. Everything is just like it was before, so you can post to your heart's content!

Way to go, Squidward. you ruined his favorite fucking holiday for him. And for what? Cause he fucking bothered you at work? I thought you were fucking different. When we kissed that night, I thought there was magic. Now I wish we never even fucking did it. And I wish we didn't do that other stuff either, even though at the time it felt really right. And I've been thinking about it a lot now, I wish we didn't do it. Jerk.

SpongeBob! Get down! Let this be a fucking wakeup call to you, Squidward. If it's so hard for you to apologize for what you fucking did wrong that you explode from it, maybe you're a fucking sociopath and you need to get some fucking help. Don't ever show your face on this street again.

April Fools! That's right, Squidward. It was all a trick. And you fell for it. I hope you learned a valuable lesson today, Squidward. Because even if SpongeBob's feelings weren't truly hurt, um, they very well could have been. But you still- but what you did was still very cruel. And, you know, if, you, if you do decide that you want to change, you can always talk to me, and- I mean, maybe we could even go out and get some dinner and catch up cause... You know, a lot has changed, and...

I can't believe that after everything that happened today, he's going right back to his old ways. I don't know why I ever thought he could change! SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, I hope you can still have a good April Fools' Day, but me? I've got a lot to think about.