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Laundry soap doesn't rinse out of these pants sometimes worse than others & it doesn't matter which detergent
Have five of them, and it always happens
Outside the same shop advertising a free ULTIMATE car wash when you buy enough product. Smart that they included an ashtray to hopefully prevent fires
Buy enough weed*, and get a discount on a car wash. $200 is a lot of product. *it's legal here
Worker's Rights sign nearby road construction site..
BEGINNING July 24 2009 minimum wage increase to $7.25 hr.
Might be pee, might be lemonade. Either way a very random place to leave your cup
Nearest house is the same distance as the stop light, and there's really no bike / hiking trail or park bench nearby
I'm pretty sure this is a plastic cup full of piss, sitting on the sidewalk. I did not stop to sniff it
There's no bike path or park bench, nearby. Closest house is the same distance to the the traffic light. Some nearby shrubbery but why not just piss in the bushes?
Whoever came up with the concept of flying cars, never drove in traffic. You already have idiots on one dimension.
Instead of someone merging into you, now they can crash into your roof too? And to prevent all this, AI is there to help pilot the vehicle
There's no Burger Kings in Australia because a small takeaway cafe in Adalaid had already trademarked the name.
Apparently somebody just needed the seat. Less than 9' from a wooded area which would provide more cover. Bike was totally unlocked.
Why would someone take the time to remove the seat & leave the rest, especially in the open like this, when less than 9' away is a nice shaded area to conceal your malicious actions?
A genie pops up and gives you three wishes. When you ask for a pile of money, all the lovin' you'll ever want, then ask for more wishes. The genie, having heard this one before tells you you're a cheater & says that he'll play you a game of UNO. If you win, you take your wishes back, plus the extras
If you lose, you're broke the rest of your life, except meager means to have shelter and food, etc. you're also blacklistrd for any other genies you happen to encounter.
If you don't take the bet, you just go back to your current life. What's your choice?
Do you just
Some asshole ate all but three M&Ms before putting it back in the freezer
Oh! Make that 4.
Flying fish taken down near Paragon Point, just off Lemay
I kept waking, just in case it was a trap set by the Dept of Fish and Game. I don't have a fishing license.
I thought I could finally watch my VHS tapes on my fancy Fire TV. When I got around to returning it, they'd stopped accepting returns
It didn't even come with a USB power cord. Not that I need another one of those laying about, but still adding a little insult to injury.
I'm more than slightly vexed, but that's as infuriating as I was given.
edit: I've written "free"on it, because I am sticking it in the neighborhood "free" box on the cluster boxes for USPS
Bizzar bicycle / solar farm? Saw it rolling down the road, then parked at the grocery store
There's a cement median dividing east-bound & westbound. Realistically you cannot drive over the thing without a monster truck, which you then would need drive through town all of the time.
Traffic is constantly backed up, so you have to rely on the kindnesses of others to exit your drive, and it's like a 15 minute wait in traffic when you're headed home.
Then I (and everyone else) just learned to accept it as the norm. Being a sheep, sucks
edit: of course I mean ads for everything, I cut the cord years ago - some people may not even know what cable TV even is
I know she felt guilty as hell for passing it along, even saying once, that she wouldn't have wanted kids, if she knew it was genetic. I was like 17 at the time. She lived another 20+ years.
My excuse was that I was unable to drive, which may have been valid if the bus didn't stop a block from her, and two blocks from my house