27 [M4F] Mumbai This is the story of how I met your mother!
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27 [M4F] Mumbai This is the story of how I met your mother!

Kids,Today I'm going to tell you an INCREDIBLE STORY >!as we have 30 minutes until your mother's flight lands from Vienna.!<
The Story of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!
So 25 years ago before I was Dad I had this whole other life.
It was way back in 2026.
I was 27 and still at the very beginning of building a brand and an empire.
I was living in Mumbai and My life was GREAT.
I was going out on dates,had a handful of great friends I could count on,had recently started my spiritual journey,had grown a beard inspired by Dhurandhar,wasn't carrying a lot of responsibilities, was making decent money to sustain myself and was hitting bars and clubs having WILD WILD nights with UncleA,C,S and AuntT,P,A,M and having the best time of my life.
Until your Aunt S got engaged.
I was the happiest for her but it made me have think about what I was doing as Aunt S was taking the biggest step of her life and me I didn't even have the slightest idea who your mother was.
So ever since then I started taking finding a partner for me seriously.
And before I knew it the butterfly effect began.
Nowadays,you guys use pAIr or Bond to meet new people but back in the day the only means were Bumble,Hinge,Tinder or meeting someone at a bar.
The only problem was the women I came accidentally weren’t actually interested in building something which lasts over 50+ Years.
And due to my newly proclaimed vision of Finding THE ONE!!!!! AKA Your Mother.
I started losing interest in those apps and meeting women at bars.
So one fine day,I was on the internet looking for a PS5 to buy and I came across this website called Reddit.
For days I was just using Reddit to see where there was availability for a PS5.
Until I found a post on a subreddit where there were men and women finding their soulmates.
And i was amazed to know about it and I said to myself even I was also looking for something similar.
As You guys know how easily I get addicted to something and how much I like to talk
Reddit was the perfect combination of both.
So I easily got hooked on to it and as I had lost hopes in the other ways of finding someone It was more of a doobtey ko tinke ka sahara.
And I started to post and many people actually did love reading it.
A few cheered me and supported me and of course there were a few haters as well but they don't matter anymore.
And AS CRAZYYYY AS IT SOUNDS I MET YOUR MOTHER ON REDDIT.
It was late August,Your mother read one of my Love Paglu posts and said to herself
WAIT A MINUTE,WHO IS THIS GUY
He isn't a creep,He is funny,tall,confident,a hopeless romantic,has ambitions,has a great personality,is charming,knows what he wants,goes to the gym, has legit no requirements other than me being a nice human being,who doesn't cheat on him and is looking to build something and wants to date someone with the intention of getting married.
He doesn't care about my past or how much money I make and wants to marry someone because they are in love and doesn't treat marriage as a business transaction.
And she couldn’t resist anymore so she messages me

Heyyyy,your posts are kinda cute.
I am from Mumbai and I usually don't respond to such posts but something made me text you.
Maybe it's the efforts,maybe because I'm a delulu person too or maybe even I'm looking for someone like you.
But I'm sure I want to get to know more about you!

And that was the beginning of our love story and it was LEGEN Wait for it DARY
we started texting each other daily.
Soon we exchanged numbers and started talking for hours every day.
And one day I got the courage to ask her out.
And she said the biggest Yesssssss!
Then came THE NIGHT WE MET.
I still remember being a bit nervous on my way to pick her up.
But the second I saw her all my nervousness went away.
She was wearing a beautiful dress and she smiled at me and was looking really really reallyyyyyy pretty.
I gave her her favourite flowers and opened the door for her and we drove to her favourite restaurant.
We had amazing food,The conversation was very easy and Nothing felt pretentious.
We were both laughing,getting to know each other while genuinely enjoying each other's company.
We then went to grab desserts at Dessert Therapy and then went for a drive to Marine Drive.
We then decided to sit at marine drives for a while and sat there staring at the sea having our Iktara moment while actually playing Iktara in the background.
Then I dropped her back home and hugged her goodnight.
That night,we both felt this was something different and It wasn't like our previous dates which we went out with other people.
Then we kept going out and seeing each other then the rest is history.
We then madly fell in love,We travelled the world,I built a business,She became successful in her own career.
We Brought our First house together,had you guys and grew old together figuring things out.
And YES it was at times a long and difficult road.
But I'm glad it was long and difficult because if I had not gone through hell to get there
The lesson might not have been as CLEAR.
You see kids,right from the moment I met your mother I knew I had to love this woman as much as I can for as long as I can and I could never stop loving her!
Not even for a SECOND!
And I carried that lesson through every stupid fight we had,Every 2 AM dessert drive,Every time one of us got sick,Through all the countries we travelled together,Every time one of us was feeling low,
Every lazy Sunday afternoon,Through all the boredom and uncertainty that came our way.
And All I could do was THANK GOD!
Thank every God there is or ever was or ever will be
And THE WHOLE UNIVERSE And anyone else I could possibly thank for the night a beautiful girl saw my post and had the guts to initiate the conversation.
And that's it.
That's the story of How I Met Your Mother.
Sorry the story was a bit longer than expected but look at the bright side your mother is her
Heyyy Honey!!!💕

u/No-Requirement-2828 — 2 days ago

Heading to some bar at Bandra/Khar

Hello I know this is very random and end moment but as there’s a dry day tomorrow I am heading to a good bar alone someplace in Bandra or Khar.
If anyone would like to join or if I could join in on some plan let me know by messaging me!
UPDATE NO 1(10:15 PM)REACHED DESTINATION 1 DOOLALLY KHAR
UPDATE NO 2(11:00PM):IT TOOK 45 MINS TO GET A BEER😢& Left the place still sober
UPDATE NO 3(11:12PM): Life lesson learnt Always go to your usual places
Update NO 4 (11:19 PM): Treating this as a personal blog so shalll I keep doing the updates?
Update No 5 (11:40 PM):Got a smooth entry at 145 Bandra my IRL friend is going to Join me in 20 met a couple of my acquaintances here and got invited to a random House party🙃 Soooooo it might turn into a plot twist Nightttt!!!!!((Invites are closed and this is just a journal of a single Hopeless romantic guy who is having the best time of his life!!!) UNLESS YOURE THE ONE!!!!! and the universe is listening)
Update No 6(2:16AM):Final Update my battery is 4 Maybe 2 Steps much more closer to finding THE ONE!!!!! Met my friends met amazing people at 146 and now at the random House Party as off now the vibes are amazing whoever were INFP missed the chance to experience something real!

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u/No-Requirement-2828 — 7 days ago

27 [M4F] Mumbai-Looking for My Lobster🦞

Helllooooo Pretty Pretty Redditors!!!
I’m in Search of MY LOBSTER!!!!!
So it’s been a while since I started searching for the person Who’s meant for me and I hope she Dms me today as I’ve started to loose a bit hope here!
And although I could be very choosy.
I honestly don’t have a long list of demands.
All I want is a girl
Preferably height between 4'5 and 6'0
Age between 24-29
Who goes to temples occasionally but also knows how to party.
Who is Career oriented.
Who has a Social life and has hobbies.
Who loves to travel,explore and experience the world.
Who enjoys good food.
Who’s my lobster.
Who isn’t addicted to anything other than me. (We can work on that together 💁🏻‍♂️)
Who is understanding,caring and emotionally mature.
Who wants a monogamous committed relationship.
Someone who is willing to actually date get to know each other inside out build something real and once we’re both financially stable and ready eventually get married.
And what do I bring to the table?
Happiness
Stability
Loyalty
A LOT of talking
I’ll support your dreams
I’ll never cheat on you as I’ve been cheated upon and Ik how it feels
I’ll never intentionally make you feel small even during our biggest fights
I’ll try my best to make your smile last a little longer
Your secrets stay with me
I’ll never use your insecurities against you
I know what it feels like when I’m IN LOVE and I wouldn’t shy away saying when I actually feel it
I’m funny
I’m 5'11"
I’m not toxic nor do I gaslight
And someday I’m going to win big in life so when I do I don’t want to celebrate that victory alone and I want someone beside me who I can look at and say WE DID IT!!!!(It’ll be much more louder than Sheldon and Amy screaming we did it!)
I’m honestly getting tired of dating apps and the whole endless cycle of swiping matching ghosting and ego games.
I feel so many people have their shields up because they’ve been hurt,used,betrayed or simply given their time and energy to the wrong person and have lost all hope of love existing and run away from feelings the second it starts getting real and I get it
But I know what I want and I don’t want to approach someone with the mindset of let’s see how this goes for two weeks.
I want to actually get to know you.
Talk,Laugh,Travel,Eat together,Drink together,Travel together,have stupid arguments and then make up for it together,Grow together,Build something for our future generations could be proud of! And eventually if we’re right for each other build a life together
So if you’re from Mumbai/Thane/Vashi or planning to move to Mumbai/Thane/Vashi soon and you're looking for something serious and you're dating with the intention of eventually getting married I'm your guy.
And if somewhere while reading this you thought
I might actually be THE ONE!!!!! And let’s give this romantic love paglu a shot Or if you Know her
Please feel free to message me.
And alwaaysssssss remember the Worst that could happen is We have a conversation and we don’t click!
The Best which could happen is unimaginable and to sum it up It could be LEGENDARY.(Even I can’t wait for it anymore!)

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u/No-Requirement-2828 — 9 days ago

27 M [M4F] Mumbai Looking for My Lobster🦞

Helllooooo Pretty Pretty Redditors!!!
I’m in Search of MY LOBSTER!!!!!
So it’s been a while since I started searching for the person Who’s meant for me and I hope she Dms me today as I’ve started to loose a bit hope here!
And although I could be very choosy.
I honestly don’t have a long list of demands.
All I want is a girl
Preferably height between 4'5 and 6'0
Age between 24-29
Who goes to temples occasionally but also knows how to party.
Who is Career oriented.
Who has a Social life and has hobbies.
Who loves to travel,explore and experience the world.
Who enjoys good food.
Who’s my lobster.
Who isn’t addicted to anything other than me. (We can work on that together 💁🏻‍♂️)
Who is understanding,caring and emotionally mature.
Who wants a monogamous committed relationship.
Someone who is willing to actually date get to know each other inside out build something real and once we’re both financially stable and ready eventually get married.
And what do I bring to the table?
Happiness
Stability
Loyalty
A LOT of talking
I’ll support your dreams
I’ll never cheat on you as I’ve been cheated upon and Ik how it feels
I’ll never intentionally make you feel small even during our biggest fights
I’ll try my best to make your smile last a little longer
Your secrets stay with me
I’ll never use your insecurities against you
I know what it feels like when I’m IN LOVE and I wouldn’t shy away saying when I actually feel it
I’m funny
I’m 5'11"
I’m not toxic nor do I gaslight
And someday I’m going to win big in life so when I do I don’t want to celebrate that victory alone and I want someone beside me who I can look at and say WE DID IT!!!!(It’ll be much more louder than Sheldon and Amy screaming we did it!)
I’m honestly getting tired of dating apps and the whole endless cycle of swiping matching ghosting and ego games.
I feel so many people have their shields up because they’ve been hurt,used,betrayed or simply given their time and energy to the wrong person and have lost all hope of love existing and run away from feelings the second it starts getting real and I get it
But I know what I want and I don’t want to approach someone with the mindset of let’s see how this goes for two weeks.
I want to actually get to know you.
Talk,Laugh,Travel,Eat together,Drink together,Travel together,have stupid arguments and then make up for it together,Grow together,Build something for our future generations could be proud of! And eventually if we’re right for each other build a life together
So if you’re from Mumbai/Thane/Vashi or planning to move to Mumbai/Thane/Vashi soon and you're looking for something serious and you're dating with the intention of eventually getting married I'm your guy.
And if somewhere while reading this you thought
I might actually be THE ONE!!!!! And let’s give this romantic love paglu a shot Or if you Know her
Please feel free to message me.
And alwaaysssssss remember the Worst that could happen is We have a conversation and we don’t click!
The Best which could happen is unimaginable and to sum it up It could be LEGENDARY.(Even I can’t wait for it anymore!)

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u/No-Requirement-2828 — 9 days ago

27 M [M4F] Mumbai Looking for My Lobster🦞

Helllooooo Pretty Pretty Redditors!!!
I’m in Search of MY LOBSTER!!!!!
So it’s been a while since I started searching for the person Who’s meant for me and I hope she Dms me today as I’ve started to loose a bit hope here!
And although I could be very choosy.
I honestly don’t have a long list of demands.
All I want is a girl
Preferably height between 4'5 and 6'0
Age between 24-29
Who goes to temples occasionally but also knows how to party.
Who is Career oriented.
Who has a Social life and has hobbies.
Who loves to travel,explore and experience the world.
Who enjoys good food.
Who’s my lobster.
Who isn’t addicted to anything other than me. (We can work on that together 💁🏻‍♂️)
Who is understanding,caring and emotionally mature.
Who wants a monogamous committed relationship.
Someone who is willing to actually date get to know each other inside out build something real and once we’re both financially stable and ready eventually get married.
And what do I bring to the table?
Happiness
Stability
Loyalty
A LOT of talking
I’ll support your dreams
I’ll never cheat on you as I’ve been cheated upon and Ik how it feels
I’ll never intentionally make you feel small even during our biggest fights
I’ll try my best to make your smile last a little longer
Your secrets stay with me
I’ll never use your insecurities against you
I know what it feels like when I’m IN LOVE and I wouldn’t shy away saying when I actually feel it
I’m funny
I’m 5'11"
I’m not toxic nor do I gaslight
And someday I’m going to win big in life so when I do I don’t want to celebrate that victory alone and I want someone beside me who I can look at and say WE DID IT!!!!(It’ll be much more louder than Sheldon and Amy screaming we did it!)
I’m honestly getting tired of dating apps and the whole endless cycle of swiping matching ghosting and ego games.
I feel so many people have their shields up because they’ve been hurt,used,betrayed or simply given their time and energy to the wrong person and have lost all hope of love existing and run away from feelings the second it starts getting real and I get it
But I know what I want and I don’t want to approach someone with the mindset of let’s see how this goes for two weeks.
I want to actually get to know you.
Talk,Laugh,Travel,Eat together,Drink together,Travel together,have stupid arguments and then make up for it together,Grow together,Build something for our future generations could be proud of! And eventually if we’re right for each other build a life together
So if you’re from Mumbai/Thane/Vashi or planning to move to Mumbai/Thane/Vashi soon and you're looking for something serious and you're dating with the intention of eventually getting married I'm your guy.
And if somewhere while reading this you thought
I might actually be THE ONE!!!!! And let’s give this romantic love paglu a shot Or if you Know her
Please feel free to message me.
And alwaaysssssss remember the Worst that could happen is We have a conversation and we don’t click!
The Best which could happen is unimaginable and to sum it up It could be LEGENDARY.(Even I can’t wait for it anymore!)

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u/No-Requirement-2828 — 10 days ago
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27 M Still in search of THE ONE!!!!! (S02E03:The one Where THE ONE!!!!! Actually messages me!)

Helllooooo Pretty Pretty Redditors!!!
I’m Still in Search of THE ONE!!!!!

So it’s been a while since I started searching for THE ONE!!!!! and I hope she Dms me today as I’ve started to loose a bit hope here!
And although I could be very choosy.
I honestly don’t have a long list of demands.
All I want is a girl
Preferably height between 4'5 and 6'0
Age between 18-29
Who goes to temples occasionally but also knows how to party.
Who is Career oriented.
Who has a Social life and has hobbies.
Who loves to travel,explore and experience the world.
Who enjoys good food.
Who’s my lobster.
Who isn’t addicted to anything other than me. (We can work on that together 💁🏻‍♂️)
Who is understanding,caring and emotionally mature.
Who wants a monogamous committed relationship.
Someone who is willing to actually date get to know each other inside out build something real and once we’re both financially stable and ready eventually get married.

And what do I bring to the table?
Happiness
Stability
Loyalty
A LOT of talking
I’ll support your dreams
I’ll never cheat on you as I’ve been cheated upon and Ik how it feels
I’ll never intentionally make you feel small even during our biggest fights
I’ll try my best to make your smile last a little longer
Your secrets stay with me
I’ll never use your insecurities against you
I know what it feels like when I’m IN LOVE and I wouldn’t shy away saying when I actually feel it
I’m funny
I’m 5'11"
I’m not toxic nor do I gaslight
And someday I’m going to win big in life so when I do I don’t want to celebrate that victory alone and I want someone beside me who I can look at and say WE DID IT!!!!(It’ll be much more louder than Sheldon and Amy screaming we did it!)
I’m honestly getting tired of dating apps and the whole endless cycle of swiping matching ghosting and ego games.
I feel so many people have their shields up because they’ve been hurt,used,betrayed or simply given their time and energy to the wrong person and have lost all hope of love existing and run away from feelings the second it starts getting real and I get it
But I know what I want and I don’t want to approach someone with the mindset of let’s see how this goes for two weeks.
I want to actually get to know you.
Talk,Laugh,Travel,Eat together,Drink together,Travel together,have stupid arguments and then make up for it together,Grow together,Build something for our future generations could be proud of! And eventually if we’re right for each other build a life together
So if you’re from Mumbai/Thane/Vashi or planning to move to Mumbai/Thane/Vashi soon and you're looking for something serious and you're dating with the intention of eventually getting married I'm your guy.
And if somewhere while reading this you thought
I might actually be THE ONE!!!!! And let’s give this romantic love paglu a shot Or if you Know her
Please feel free to message me.
And alwaaysssssss remember the Worst that could happen is We have a conversation and we don’t click!
The Best which could happen is unimaginable and to sum it up It could be LEGENDARY.(Even I can’t wait for it anymore!)

u/No-Requirement-2828 — 11 days ago