u/NotAlanShapiro

Rise from the grave and ascend to Your Father’s throne (if Christ)

Harvest a surprisingly large area of crops

Listen to every episode of TAZ:Royale, more than a year’s worth of podcast episodes (you may be able to do twice)

Dye your hair purple and back

Drive from Cincinnati to Huntington to DC then to Disney World

Build a small bridge

Write a better campaign setting than Graduation

Infiltrate MaxFun HQ and touch Jesse Thorne’s head

Infiltrate u/weedshrek ‘s house and touch weedshrek’s head

Call your father

Call your father-in-law

Figure out how to end a post

So low I couldn’t hear it

I mean, there’s no other reasons to keep TAZ biweekly, other than they have nothing at all planned, right? They surely wouldn’t double their time off just to stall, right?

Publicly—we don’t know what goes on privately

I liked these books a lot in my Good Good Boys era, and I know the McElroys had him on an episode and referenced TNotW a lot. Going back to them recently Kvothe become a super ninja fuck machine in Book 2 and Rothfuss clearly has some unresolved issues with women.

Pair that with his unresolved story (hey-o!) and inability to even finish promised charity chapters, and I add this to “art I forced my wife to consume, forgetting that my tastes were bad.” In that sense, it pairs perfectly with TAZ.

What other TAZ-era media goes in that bucket for you?