u/OddHarvester

I don't think Klaus likes his sweater very much 😂 do any of you put warm clothes on yours during the cold months?

He is absolutely feral. But check out his hops! Obviously 10/10

I'm just not convinced. I know it's a Schnauzer, but I'm just not sure that Schnauzers are actually dogs. Please provide proof.

This is Klaus. He'd prefer if you didn't tickle his splooters.

What a monster. So terrifying. You can't domesticate baby Sasquatch's.

This boy has stolen my heart.

Do they all sit this way?

Messy faced naps on mom. He is the sweetest boy 🥰

I love that his hair is so wild that you can't even tell what you're looking at in pictures. Those are his back feet sticking through his front legs.

I have never had a dog with the ability to look so completely pathetic 😂

Look at this pose. Just look at it.

When the whole dog has bed-head 😂

Is there anything quite like being loved by one of these?

I'm sorry if you're all sick of looking at him, I'm not and never will be 😅

Okay friends. I need help! I have had an idea for a completely red makeup look and I'm struggling to create it. I purchased the Colorpop Wines eyeshadow palette and the red mascara they made. There are 2 problems - first, it isn't showing up as bright or opaque as I want it. I have very dark eyes and black eyelashes and instead of having a bright, saturated red I am getting a very dark, only red in direct light look. Second, and more importantly, either the eyeshadow or mascara has greatly upset my eyes. They were burning within a few minutes of applying. So, does anyone have any recommendations for products and/or tips to make it more red and conceal my dark eyelashes better? Thanks in advance!

This is Klaus. He's a Maxi Schnauzer. That's a miniature Schnauzer that's too big to be a miniature, for those who don't know. He is a professional splooter.

This boy is awfully big for a miniature 😅 8 months old, 20 lbs, and quite long legged.

The sleepiest, shaggiest little beast ❤️

Zoom in and peep the cat in the floor too 😅

And I don't want to hear a single thing about my dirty floor 😭😂😭

Welp. I've been in the gym 4-6 days a week for almost 2 years now, and so far I have escaped ever having a bad interaction with a man at my gym. They are always friendly and keep to themselves. For context, I wear black leggings and a black short sleeved rash guard, always. I am 100% covered from collarbone to ankles and my leggings are not pulled up my butt or anything like that, not that it should freaking matter. Well, literally 5 minutes ago, an older man came up to me and started going on and on about how pretty I am and how I don't need to wear spandex to get attention. I told him 3 times that the conversation is over and to mind his own business. He kept talking over me so I finally just yelled, "women are not here for you to stare at, go finish your own workout and leave me alone!" Loud enough that everyone in the gym could hear. So, no advice needed or anything, just a moment of solidarity for all the people that have had to deal with this shit. It's tough out there ladies. But we are tougher 💪🏻

Here's my fit for today so you can all see how attention seeking I am 🙄😂