My Fursona Steals L's Cake (OC)

My Fursona Steals L's Cake (OC)

Don't you hate it when some chimera...fairy...thing steals your cake?

(Note: More data required to figure out what the HECK that cake thief is.)

u/Odd_Match_3402 — 7 hours ago

L from Death Note is a Fairy (crack theory)

L is a fairy. Specifically a changeling.

Think about it:

- No parents. He was raised in an orphanage. He could have easily simply spawned in and Watari went: "Oh- a new one."

- His biology does not work like a human body. Next points will expand on this.

- He loves sugary things, which is an element common in fae stories.

- In fact, he ONLY eats sweets. Bro's diet contains 0 meat and 0 vegetables. Only pastries and fruit. Yet, he seems to be getting all his nutrition fine.

- He exclusively squats because his posture has a significant impact on his intelligence. This is not how the human body works. There is no evidence of squatting making you any more intelligent, let alone by 45%. (Even if posture and squatting vs sitting has impact on things such as circulation, there wouldn't be a notable impact on blood flow to the brain to the point it has any effect on intelligence.)

- He does not gain weight from the ridiculous amount of calories he is eating every day, because he is burning all those calories with thought alone. While thinking does use up calories, it does not burn THAT much. Bro should be obese. While he likely mainly said it to roast Misa and call her an idiot, there is likely merit from the fact he is a twink eating exclusively sugar alone.

- Also, male fairies are typically depicted as twinks

- All fairies are also commonly depicted as bare foot. L is barefoot like he has never seen a shoe in his life.

- L also has trickster elements to his personality, always either twisting the truth or straight-up lying. L does not say an honest thing.

- He also has a sense of mischeif as well. VIA Pickpocketing Misa for her phone, making it feel like he is groping her, and proceeding to go: "I will find and catch whoever groped you for this transgression!" When Light tried to call Misa, L made a point to let Misa's phone ring and hold it out before answering...while being barely a yard away from Light.

- Also, just...the way L holds things as though he wants as little contact with icky germs as possible.

- Does bro even blink????

- And, at never any point, he never reveals his name. While he does do that for security reasons and because he is a professional, this is also a common fairy thing because revealing your name to certain species of fae enables them to be able to steal it.

- He also has no human sense of morality. He has no qualms against things such as tortue. L can AND WILL commit war crimes if it is to further his goals.

- Fairies are not inherently immortal, as well. There are some fae that do die, and it is common in media to depict them as mortal. Even Tinkerbell in Peter Pan is only semi-immortal and can easily die due to a lack of belief. Therefore, L being a victim to a Death Note does not contradict him being fae.

- I swear I saw him with wings at one point.

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u/Odd_Match_3402 — 4 days ago

I have no idea where else to post this

I'm not going to give location nor company for my own privacy, but this is perhaps the most insane job opening I have ever found.

There is something very suspicious about essentially taking over the CEO's entire life. (Especially for 23-25 an hour)

This guy is DEFINITELY hiding from somebody and absolutely getting someone else to arrange fleeing from whoever on behalf of him and his family.

IDK, I figured people would get a kick out of this spy thriller-core job posting.

u/Odd_Match_3402 — 18 days ago

What is something funny/weird you like to do with your F/O?

My fursona is part raven, so I like to imagine he enjoys perching on Wonka and giving him random shiny objects he finds.

u/Odd_Match_3402 — 1 month ago

I own many CD/DVD Cases, What Do?

So, the amount of CD cases I have are quickly outgrowing the bookshelf I dedicated for them. (I also have a bunch of DVDs I would like to put into a portfolio case at some point, as the cases are taking up a lot of room as well)

Should I find a different way to store them, or turn them into art projects?

For the record, I don't have anything rare or crazy expensive. Most of my CDs are either hand-me-downs, thrifted, or from Vintage Stock.

Oh yeah, my CDs are also in two disc organizers already. The cases are mainly there to display my collection.

Though, if I were to turn cases into art projects, I would turn the cover art into some wall piece or smth!

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u/Odd_Match_3402 — 2 months ago
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I own many CD/DVD Cases, What Do?

So, the amount of CD cases I have are quickly outgrowing the bookshelf I dedicated for them. (I also have a bunch of DVDs I would like to put into a portfolio case at some point, as the cases are taking up a lot of room as well)

Should I find a different way to store them, or turn them into art projects?

For the record, I don't have anything rare or crazy expensive. Most of my CDs are either hand-me-downs, thrifted, or from Vintage Stock.

Oh yeah, my CDs are also in two disc organizers already. The cases are mainly there to display my collection.

Though, if I were to turn cases into art projects, I would turn the cover art into some wall piece or smth!

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u/Odd_Match_3402 — 2 months ago

F/O Shrine for Willy Wonka

Uranium Plate - Got it today. I wanted to do something with it that was...not eating off it. (Uranium is fine to co-exist around and be like...a trinket tray or some other decorative element, but NOT to eat off of. If interacting with radioactive objects, make sure to wash your hands when you're done!) Uranium is weirdly appropriate as, he likely would have owned and eaten off a set, as people used to do...

Golden Ticket - I think it might be expired at this point, idk man.

Dried up M&M novelty pen - Chocolate

Minifigure - I made a minifigure to resemble me. :)

Pennies - The years of them coincide them with a major release. 1963 (The book was released in 1964. What are the odds I will get one of the correct year? May as well just use the one that is close enough.), `1971 (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I have two 1971 pennies), 2006 (Tim Burton movie), 2023 (Wonka prequel movie)

Claire's clip-on gummy bear earrings - Candy. I got a bunch of these because I wanted to try wearing earrings. I found them too painful to wear. I don't trust the bears anywhere near my ears after putting them on this plate.

Purple fake flower - Wonka is purple. Shrug.

Stone carved to resemble a wolf - Whimsical and cute. I think he would like it.

Meteorite - He and the Bucket Family went to space in Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Sooo...space rock!

Ace of clubs card - Asexuality reference. Wonka is aroace, calls himself asexual, and I made it so he used to date Slugworth in his lore, so he is either gray or demi specifically.

Nerd plush - Nerds candy is from what was the real life Wonka brand

I am planning to add a paper doll of him, a folded up letter to him, and a mini zine about him. But as Wonka does not have a lot of traditional merchandise, it was fun looking through what I already own and making a symbolic curation. The plate's placement should be within range of my UV light.

u/Odd_Match_3402 — 2 months ago