u/Old-Adhesiveness9588

shot on Sony a6000 w/ adapted Canon 85 // f1.8 & Canon 24 // 1.4 L II

parts off 4 different years of ciera + has never seen a shop floor in the 4 years i've had her

Hello, all. Having the strangest issue with a 2011 Impreza Outback Sport. Few days ago, I did a routine oil change. I've changed oil on other vehicles a million times on a million different vehicles. Drained correct amount of oil out, changed filter, poured in correct amount of oil, whatever. 2 days ago(same day as change) Car smells like burning oil and even tho i'm sure it's oil that got on the exhaust burning off, I went to check level and dipstick was reading egregious overfill when i'm 110% percent sure it got 4 quarts. didn't have time to drain out for a bit so girlfriend drove it for 2 days and tells me about nondescript weird smell. Today went to drain some out cuz of the apparent overfill and the oil comes out like i never changed it to begin with. I mean this shit is BLACK. Went to parts store, got new oil, poured in 3.5 quarts just to be safe and the stick is bone dry like there's nothing in the engine at all. Garage floor is level, i haven't done shit wrong with the change. I'm scared to run the thing at this stage but i know damn well it has fluids. Anyone got an idea what the hell is wrong with this car?

pics are of original level read(over), current level read (none), drained oil (black), and level of jug after adding oil

partner cut my shit in prep for a show recently, never done anything this extreme before.

many local//wisconsin bands included with the more popular well known shit

EDIT: my bad, partner's vest is inside mine in the 2nd pic. i made that one too and can post it if anyone gives a shit

shitty on purpose