u/Old_Net_4529
Fancy flip friend, mind if pan man gives it a whirl?
I was hit with a stinger moments after the clip ends
Run all you like speedy turtle boy, pan man is coming, pan man is perpetual.
The Bradley crew cannot keep up with the pure speed and chaos of pan man so they flee in confusion. Pan man has their scent now.
Pan man feels bad for this one.
Maybe a smaller backpack next time so pan man doesn’t feel like he’s clubbing an arland tortoise. 😞
Lmost got kamikaze’d by Donny thornberry
Thing I got a cramp laughing after this, thank you FIA
Close Call on the depot
Brothers lucky this wasn’t armed.
Guess that’s it for the blood line then
The whole match one of the three of us was killing each other in terrible crashes, but gooch first into an oak as 60 is wild.
Mind the rotors.
First clip of the new map, zip liner accidentally gets vitamixed
Three minutes of hardcore conquest AH gameplay. Any tips on how to be more effective?
I used to fly on arma but got tired of redownloading RHS content packs that are 5 gig while throttled down to 1mbs download speed by the game. Rockets don’t seem to be very strong. Set up : light rockets, heavy warheads. Tried heavy but they weren’t strong enough to make the volume drop worth it.
Two for one?
Should have equipped the laser guided rockets a long time ago.
GMO veg, day 83 (from germ) no nutrients, no monster crop, just rain, wind and sunshine…and living soil.
It was Loli popped and thinned a few times though
Gorilla cake is the last plant in early flower.
No nutrients, just living soil. It’s about a month and a half old. Smells fantastic already. Hope it stops soon though or I might have to add nutrients by the time this seasons over and i don’t think I’m willing to flush my food Forrest soil.
When you overestimate how flexible your girl is and split her V
*insert meme of Dulé Hill (Sam the onion man from holes) “I can fix that”
Opinions on my first home brew chapter idea? (WIP)
Just thought this up this morning. Conscious flowed it through talk to text while gardening then had my buddy type it up into a codex style format. All feedback is welcome, even “that’s dumb” is fine. I haven’t touched on armor/weapons/color/insignia ect. Just information on doctrine and stuff. I’m mostly a fan of the books but this was kind of fun.
+++ ADEPTUS ASTARTES DOSSIER: SILENT OMENS +++
CLASSIFICATION: SEGMENTUM OBSCURUS // ORDO RESTRICTED
CLEARANCE LEVEL: MAGENTA-PRIMUS // EYES ONLY
CHAPTER DESIGNATION
Silent Omens
Founding Status: Post-Founding / Classified Authorization
Gene-seed: Imperial Fists-derived lineage (stabilised stock)
Deviation Index: Moderate (doctrinal, not genetic)
HOMEWORLD
Praecepta IX
Classification: Controlled Imperial Simulation-Conditioning Environment
Status: Restricted Access / Militarised Cognition Zone
Function:
Aspirant conditioning
Command-system behavioural simulation
Pre-deployment infiltration staging
CHAPTER MASTER
Tiber Holt
Origin: Imperial Strategic Systems Command (attached liaison cadre)
Status: Active
Assessment:
Subject demonstrated anomalous capability in predicting and destabilising enemy command coherence through timing and dependency exploitation during stalled Imperial offensive action cycle.
FOUNDING CONTEXT (REDACTED / PARTIAL)
Following demonstrated success in coordinated systemic disruption operations and resultant multi-vector target neutralisation events, authorisation was granted for the establishment of a specialised Adeptus Astartes formation under High Strategic Directive.
Select Imperial intelligence and cross-institutional operational authorities provided advisory input during authorisation phase.
[DATA EXPUNGED: ORDO CLEARANCE REQUIRED]
PRIMARY DOCTRINE
The Silent Omens do not engage warfare through attrition or direct annihilation.
They operate via:
Pre-contact infiltration of target systems
Mapping of command and logistical coherence structures
Disruption of communication validation chains
Induction of temporal response desynchronisation within enemy command networks
Objective:
Induce systemic inability to maintain coordinated operational response.
OPERATIONAL STRUCTURE
PHASE I: ASPIRANT DEPLOYMENT
Selected aspirants are inserted directly into target theatres under covert status.
Functions:
Embedded reconnaissance within civilian, military, or administrative strata
Mapping of command authority propagation
Identification of systemic dependency nodes
PHASE II: RED CELL ENGAGEMENT
Non-selected aspirants retained as controlled stress vectors.
Functions:
Provoked defensive response testing
Real-time validation of enemy reaction cycles
Identification of systemic failure thresholds
PHASE III: ASTARTES STRIKE DEPLOYMENT
Silent Omens battle-brothers execute targeted operations against:
Command relay structures
Recovery and redundancy nodes
Logistical coordination infrastructure
Objective:
Prevent restoration of coherent enemy command function.
PHASE IV: COORDINATED EXTERNAL WINDOW EXPLOITATION
During induced systemic disruption, Officio Assassinorum assets may execute concurrent elimination operations against exposed high-value targets.
[REFERENCE: ORDO ASSASSINORUM COORDINATED STRIKE PROTOCOLS]
FOUNDING RESTRICTIONS
No autonomous declaration of planetary compliance actions
Mandatory external oversight liaison during major operations
Restricted deployment of communication interference doctrine outside sanctioned conflict zones
Prohibition on post-conflict governance retention or territorial administration
Controlled utilisation of aspirant red-cell assets under strict engagement parameters
STRATEGIC CLASSIFICATION
Role Designation:
Systemic Coherence Disruption / Multi-Vector Strike Enablement Chapter
Combat Assessment:
Indirect Decapitation Warfare Specialist Formation
THREAT ASSESSMENT
The Silent Omens are not classified as a conventional assault Chapter.
Their operational model introduces uncertainty into enemy command architecture by destabilising predictive response chains prior to engagement.
Primary concern:
Degradation of enemy capacity to maintain coherent strategic decision-making under pressure conditions.
FINAL REMARK
All operational data remains under active review. Further classification updates pending Ordo sanction.