u/One_Advantage793

Dissa kinna short fillum tewdey! I eggsplane at de end....

It awl begin menny 40 elebenty towsands ob furebers ago, in de Sherwood Forest.... In de benerabul Major Oak (we has momint ob merembring here), dere yew find Robin Hood! Dass pitchur 1.

Ober de yeers an furebers, menny cattos has fill de shoes ob de grate Robin Hood, tekin frum de rich an gibin tew da frens.... Inna ressent instints, wiff da halp ob Catn Smuffi the wildcat an de Swamp Purrates, de Inaba comtayner ship is tookind an AWL de churu is catchur! Das pitchur 2!

Yew notiss awl de swamp purrates an appurrentisses dewin dis furry krikal werk. Dey deliber deez catchur churu tew Sherwood Forest an Robin Hood, narrowly avoidin de ebil Sheriff Fat Gary (nowt pitchur - no neeeed tew gib himb enny morr publissity! Affta awl JnJ Enterprises awreddy gots dat markit cornurr). Jess kno awl de Voids ob de Swamp Purrates did dey jowb purrtikyoolarr gud!

An den! Robin Hood pass owt cases an cases ob froze churu tew awl de frens suffrin unner de terrbull heetwave, awl ober jurope an eben in da yoo ess! An awl de frens lik lik lik an feel mutch bedda! Yay! Das pitchur 3. De frens on de oddur side de planit ware iss cole nyow gottit de nyze warms churu insted.

An de Robin Hood comtinyoo dis furry gud werks ebin tewday, an awweys in da fyootyoor, eben tho de poor old Major Oak gon otrb nyow. Dass okey tho! Jiggy u/IntrovertedGiraffe will dew a welcomb an de oak will be furry happy wiff awl de otrb frens nappin in de brantches!

Nyow I menshun why I haff ben here a liddol less: Mine spare hadda skerry fang happin frum de wey tew hi blud presshurr yesstiddy an hadda spen da nite at de horspital! Momma furry distrackt. Himb ben haffin weerd symptims fur a wile butt! got werser yestiddy.... Ennywey, dey sed he okey an no damadg dun - himb jess hassa tek morr medsins, an nowt tek a differnt kine dey gabe himb caus he hertit hisseff traiyin tew gets awl de obergrowffth off de post bocks! Dat one medsin mowt ben furry bad mix wiff da oddurs.... Okey, den!

Dis moobie, CiB - dats Cattos in Black - is wonts ahgin showeeng how de cattos saffe de dey. Dere's a lotta fangs goweeng on. Manely, jess rememba, derr lotsa aileyums on de Eerff an de CiB duz awl de dooties infolff wiff keeepin up wiff dem. One de krickal points in diss fillum is dat a kitteh nam Orion haff a furry impurrtint Galaxy on himb colla. Himb keeepin up wiff it. Das pitchur 1. Iss awso de Title Card, kinna.

Den, derr som ebil bug type aileyums dat wanna gettit. Dey haffin a war an dey gon destroy da Eerff if dey don gets dey wey. An dey sendit a relly uggo bug cawl Kerb wat has figgur owt ware de Galaxy iss an himb goweeng tew dew a steel ob it. Oh! an de aileyums disguys demseff as hoomons wile dey on Eerff. Dis Kerb one, himb killt a farmur an is warin himb skin. Eeew! Das jess som yer bakgrown inffo. Derr nowt a pitchur - yet.... (Dis mowt bee a foreshado....)

Nyow, Agent S (das Smuffi) needit a nyew pawtnurr. Sew himb recroot Agent G - a dog shape catto. Agent S puts dis nyew gai thru som tessts an stoff, butt! he dun gud. Das pitchur 2. Agent G is George the couch dog, ob corse!

Dey tawk tew Frank de Pug bowt fangs, an inna middol, Frank bork at Orion... An das how dey figgur owt wat de clew bowt "De Galaxy is on Orion's belt" meens - Orion de catto iss protecc de Galaxy dat has a powa dat culd tern de inner galacticul war in fava ob de Bugs. Das pitchur 3.

Ennywey! De uggo Bug Kerb in de farmurr skin soot steels da Galaxy an himb reddy tew go back tew yoos dis in da war - an destroy de Eerff as jess kinna a side effeck! Oooo Nooo! Butt! Agent S figgur owt dat deez obderbashun towas is de disguys spayss ship, sew den dey hurry ober to ware doze arr, an de aileyum Kerb gets owt himb skin soot an sho himb uggo seff! Butt! Agent S dew a tawnt an gets eetit by de Bug! Eeeew! Da pichur 4. An yew sees who elts is aileyums werkin wiff dis Kerb gai! Is dat Fat Gary an himb sidekik Scully! Dey dood a ebil laff wen owr fren gots eetit!

Don werry tho! Agent S haddit a plan awl alonk! Himb shoot dat Kerb frum insyd de tummee! Himb awl slimey, butt! himb gots de Galaxy bak an dat Bug iss deded! Das pitchur 5. Yew don seed dat Fat Gary rownt nyow, dew ya! Dat gai allus splits wen goweeng gets tuff! Scully wiff himb!

Nyow ebrybuddy dat issnt port de CiB haffta gets dey memry erase wiff de handy dandy Neuralyzer zappity flashy fang! Agent S sey, "luk rite heyur!" An Agent G fink himb reddy tew has one deez flashy fang nyow! Das pitchur 6. I fink he prolly geddin one sints Agent S fiddin tew dew a retire!

An yew gais is awl saffe an awl de hoomons tew! An de hoomons don eben kno nun dis is goweeng on, as ushwall.... Nun yew memba dis moobie sew gud eiffer, dew yew? Hmmmm?

Dis tym, I Directa Smuffi the wildcat, dew tak a bakseet tew mine luffly laydee, Prof Gee u/Connect-Smell-761 who starrs in de fillum Wicked, a furry impurrtint stowry ob actibism tew protecc animul rites. Gee Gee, da moast beeyootiful laydee, plays de actibist Elphaba as we wonts ahgin bisit de Land ob Oz. Dass the furrt pitchur.

Owr heroween, Elphaba, lerns ob de ebil plottin ob da Wizard (das Fat Gary, ob cors - butt! I dint eben showd himb in mine synopsis) tew furthurr subjagate de animuls ob Oz by nowt allowin dem tew speek! Himb pooshin da pawpaganda, sech as dat showd in pitchur 2. Owr own Elphaba, tho, she say, "Oh, no no no! Dis will nowt dew!"

She finks bak tew herm hisstowry purrfessor, Docta Dillamond, an how wise an lerned himb wuz. She fink ob awl de animuls - an she fink ob de dum dum hoomons. An, she kno! Diss is jess croolty - an furry rood! Dass pitcher 3.

Elphaba halps awl de animuls eggscape Oz, an de opresshun dey suffrin, butt! inna meentym, herm duz begin tew fite bak! Herm yoos herm brum tew dew da sky ritin an tole ebrybuddy in Oz dat de Wizard is a lyer an a frawd! Herm remine ebrybuddy how mutch bedda fangs were wen de animuls werr here! Dass pitchur 4.

An! Elphaba becomb the Wicked Witch ob de West. Wall, we kno das jess wat dem ebil wons in cahoots wiff da lykes ob da ebil Wizard Fat Gary cawl herm. Butt! she embraysis dis! If dey wanna cawl herm Wicked, she will dew da Crimez! Go Crimez! Dass pitchur 5.

Dis won sorta a cliff hangur.... Herm trai tew tole ebrybuddy wats wat, an herm iss vilify fur dewin da rite fang. Butt! derr has tew bee morr tew da stowry, doncha fink? Morr dan ebrybuddy purrclaimin "Ding dong da Witch is deded!"

I mineownseff fink derr will bee morr tew da stowry. Owr fren will get AVENGE!

Butt! we awayt de nexx moobie fur dat tew comb tew froowishun... Tew bee comtinyoo...

I hadda tayk a bit morr pawettic liscents dan ushwall here... sew I mek a nyew stowry. Dis won cawl Jurassic Park - GAME OBER! I fink yew gon lak it!

Furrst, derr a rich hoomon infolff who pay fur awl de bad stuff an be jess arrogint enuff tew fink he dun somfang gud. Das Jon Hamm, seed here on himb bote, floten alonk tew de Isla Felina (witch mowt or mowt nowt bee fur shadoweeng!). Das ware de mane ackshun gon tek playss. Purrtend derr is da fur bodeeng moosic here. Diss pitchur 1.

Inna bakgrown, unseed by de eyes ob frens, derr is a hole botelode ob Hamm granchirren an impurrtint skiyentissts dat dis Hamm gai want tew impuress wiff wat he dun. Dey jessa bontch hoomons dewin dum fangs an jompin abowt an dewin da sqweeeee nowheeeez here an dere, Nowt terrbully impurrtint. Dey bak dere beyin impuress som de tym butt! nowt oddur tym. We mowt chek in on dem laydurr.... No pitchur neeeedit.

Butt! Dere arr som behime da seens playas yew shuld kno bowt! See? Dat one rich dood dint wanna tek awl de risk by hisseff - jess in cayss dere som munies tew be losst somhow, sew, himb gets inbesturrs. Das de ushwall suspecks, I yam sowry tew tell yew. Yesh! Fat Gary an Scully. Dey awl jess SEW happy! Das pitchur 2.

Den, we go intew da flashbak! See? Dat Hamm gai, himb wanna mek a grate park fur hoomon amoozemint. Hoomons nowt amooze by fangs lak playss tew run onna grass an chase frens an pley wiff stiks an water an oddur frens, an treets an bolls an towees, lak at de Doggo Park. Dey want summut speggtakquelarr - an a liddol skerry! Sew diss Hamm gai desside tew brang bak de dinosaurs an puttit dem inna zoo. Nuffin culd go rong, huh? Dass hoomons fur ya! Sew ennyway, himb gots a boncha skiyintissts tew mek diss heppen. Dat rich dood don cayr how - deetails! deetails! deetails! Sew de hed skiyintisst gai, we gon cawl himb Phred, he comsulk wiff Smuffi! Fionally sumbuddy finking! Diss pitchurr 3! Himb an Smuffi com up wiffa plan!

Dey mekin lotsa nyze dinos by clonin dem, an Phred comtinyoo comsulkin wiff Smuffi.... Dey dewin de metiqueluss werk ob tekin som blud obba T-Rex frum a peesse ob ambur wiff a ded skeeter innit, an Smuffi dewin a soopervise! An Smuffi haff a trooly inspyre ideya! Less add one mine cat hair intew da mixx! Sew, dey diddit! Diss pitchur 4! Pudda pin innit; save fur laydurr!

Den, awl dat oddur stoff heppin.... De velociraptors dew a eggscape. Da Hamm granchirren gots terrieryze. One purrtiquelarrly bad hoomon (definutly nowt owr fren Murphy the Floofaloof in dis filum cawl Jurassic Park GAME OBER! Murphy onna differnt tymlime....) butt! dat bad hoomon (yew prolly furgittit himb) gots he chesst stab. He da one dat thunk haffin powa owtage wuld be gud.... Himb deded. Derr awl manner differnt terriers an eggscapes frum de dinosaurs.... We skippin awl dat borin port, eggsepp dis one fang: Som de bisitors stuck inna car an dey wuz terroryze by a giant Smuffi! Diss Smuff jess one! dem cloneys we puttit a pin in eerliyer.

Diss mine tribyoot tew mine fabrit Yootoober Owlkitty! IYKYK It don relly has ennyfang tew dew wiff da moobie Jurassic Park - GAME OBER! I jess wantit tew dew it! Diss pitchur 5. It repurrsent de rest da fangs happnin in da middol port de moobie.

Fionally, one de smorter hoomons desside dat dey gon get da T Rex tew saffe de dey by dewin a beeg distrak an amboosh attak sew de hoomons kin gedda wey frum dinos dat jess towee wiff dem! Dun de dun dunnn, dun de dun de dun de dun! An sew, da T Rex comb tew chasse awey awl de dinos dat wuz dewin de terrieryzin.... Butt! luk! Dat T Rex gottit a Smuffi hed! Wooo hooo! Dassa game changer, fur shurr! Diss da tym Smuffi rools da Earffth! An dass it! GAME OBER! (Or iss it?!?!!) Diss da lasst pitchur, an aint it somfang!

LASS MINIT NOTE: It has comb tew mine attenshun dat de carroter in da moobie wat desside tew bild Jurassic Park wuz nam John Hammond, nowt Jon Hamm.... Oooopsie! Dat Hamm gai dew a purrty gud oblivio dood tho, sew I stant behime mine castin n carroter dessishuns.

- Smuffi the T Rex! Rawwwrrrhh!

Dis stowry is callt The Professor Bride. I Smuffi the wildcat did tuk som creatiff lissents! As it storts, assistant pawfessur Smuffi meets da furry purrfeshunul - an beeyootiful - department hed nam ob Professor Garrington. u/Connect-Smell761 As Smuffi allus intends tew pleez dis laydee cat ob sofisticayshun an smorts, he ansa her ebry wim wiff "As yew wish...." an finds de wey tew mek her wishes com tru. [pitchur 1]

Smuffi wants tew be wurthy ob dis Professor G, sew he goes tew seek his fortyoon on de seas! His smol feeshin bote meets wiff da... dun dun DUN! ...Dred Purrate Jimmy! Da poor Prof G feers herm beau is lost tew de infamouse purrate! Shurrly he culdn surbibe! Butt! Wat is dis? Derr seeem tew be a nyew Dred Purrate Jimmy! An him is honoreeng his hero, da purreveeyus Dred Puratte Jimmy.... u/MilaVaneela [pitchur 3] Meenwhile, da Professor, affta menny menny furebers, wiff no werd frum herm Smuffi, beliebs him is deded. She agrees tew marry Prince Humperdick, who haff ben pessturrin herm awl de hole tym...

Den! Da ebil Humperdick involff himseff inna comspurracey tew kitnap da luffly Professor tew incite a war wiff himb enemees! He hires da villanuss jeanyus Lila, da giyant wrassler Bo an de Spanish fencin massur Jorje Montoya. Dey eetch has speshul skills! An deez arr soon put tew da tesst by de myssterriyus Catto in Black dat follo dem! Dis ahmayzeeng catto bessts dem awl, an eerns da respeck ob Bo an Jorge. Dat Lila beyin a ebil villan, still trai tew trik himb offt a cliff! He trai tew get da Professor tew tek herm awey wiff him, butt! she sey she is in luff wiff anoddur an will nowt go wiff himb! [pitchur 4]

Butt! Da mysterriyus Catto in Black iss purrty ahmayzeeng an he manadg tew catchur herm in de Cliffs ob Insanity an mek a eggscape! She still don kno who himb is, yew kno. An she complane dat him is mekin fun ob herm pain at haffin tew go thru awl diss an still nowt haff herm luff who wuz killt by de Dred Purrate Jimmy. Himb ansa herm, "Lyff is pain, hiniss. Anybuddy sez differnt is sellin somefang." Iss truff! [pitchur 5]

De ebil Humperdick's mens cotch up wiff dem ahgin! An pawpare tew fro diss myssterriyus Catto in Black over da cliff edeg, ahgin! An da Professor sez himb kin jess die, fur awl she care! (Oooo Mai!) Butt! as himb hang on de cliff, she heer himb sey "As yew wish!" an den she kno dis mysterry catto is herm own tru luff Smuffi! [pitchur 6] An den, wiff a bit o luck, she eggscape wiff herm Smuffi!!!

Smuffi an Prof G go thru menny tryals in de dedly Fire Swamp! Derr arr rumorr tew bee Rodents ob Enormuss Size (ROES) derr! Smuffi, wishin tew allay his luffs feers, tells herm he dont fink dey eggsist! Soopryze! Dey dew! An Smuffi an Gee has tew defeet himb! [pitchur 7] (Is dat? It iss!!! Fat Gary! Enormuss is rite!) Derr arr menny tribyoolashuns derr, inna swamp, butt! dey dew a purrvale. Affta awl, Smuffi grew op inna swamp.

Alas! Deez tew star-crosst luffers arr catchurr ahgin! Da ebil Prince Humperdick's mens tak Smuffi offt tew be torchurr inna Zoo of Deaffth! An da Professor is tew bee forss tew fulfill herm betrothal tew da ebil Humperdick! (An luk who dat ebil Humperdick is! Das Scully! Iss himb a HOLE skellington?) [pitchur 8] Den, horreurs, himb plan tew kill da Professor jess tew eggsite hiss sodjecks fur da war himb plannin! Da weddin is happenin, an weddins don tek furry long! Deez heroes gon neeed tew speeed fangs up!

Meenwile: Jorje an Bo haff mutch respeck fur one annoddur, butt! dey arr discurrage by awl de terrbullniss. Dey lern dat da man wat kill Jorje's faddur, de one cawl Cownt Rugen, wiff da eggstra beens on him frunt paws, is in leegue wiff dis awful Prince Humperdick.... Diss Cownt is da one in charge de torturrs ob Smuffi, tew! Den Jorje duz a challendg ob himb! [pitchur 9] Jorje has de Avenge ob himb faddur! An, dey find poor Smuffi, butt! himb appear tew be deded! Ahgin!

Dey tek Smuffi tew da Miracul Merlin, a wizard, an he repurrts dat derr fren is onny moastly ded! Merlin u/Lady_SybilVex is abul tew revyff da Smuffi, tho him still neeed a bit ob resst. Prolly a few naps will ficks himb rite up. [pitchur 10] Butt! himb kinna rest qwite yet! Dey musst stowp da mawwiage an ebrybuddy neeeds tew eggscape!

Whew! Dey manadg tew dew a resque ob de Professor G, eggscape de ebil Humperdick, steel som himb horses, an den Smuffi, Prof G, Jorje an Bo dew a eggscape! Inna luffly green feeld, Smuffi an Gee Gee arr tewgeddur at lasst! She is worry bowt him still beyin porshul ded. Butt! Smuffi reasshurr her! He sey "Deffth kinna stowp tru luff. Awl it kin dew is delay it fur a wile." An dey has som nose kissies! An ebrybuddy liff happy eber affta, eggsepp dat Humperdick, dat Cownt wat kill Jorje's faddur, an dat ROES, er, Fat Gary!

Nyow dassa eggsitin etventyoor! I belieb I dew neeed a liddol nap....

I wuz ober at otrb wiff mine golden pikkel, at der beech pawtee, an I reelyze I neeedit tew tell yew gais bowt da real Princess Buttercup! Dis herm! She wuz da seenyurr kitteh wen I wuz smol am furrst dopta da momma. I hadd hyoooog crush on herm an aks herm ober an ober tew bee mine gorlfren!

She bap mine nose an sey "go wey boi; yew boddurin mee!" Butt! dis did nowt discurrag mee eben a liddol! I jess didda swoon in frunt a herm! An gayz at herm wiff upsyde down hed!

I thot, in honor ob diss week moobie The Princess Bride I wuld tole yew bowt de smortess braffess an moast wunnerfulless kitteh eber, Princess Buttercup!

Iss lak dey sey inna moobie: Deffth kinna stowp tru luff. Awl it kin dew is delay it fur a wile.

[Don werry mine gorl Gee Gee! Yew is relly mine one tru luff! Butt! de princess wuz mine furrst crush! u/Connect-Smell761 ]

Smuffi the wildcat

Lemme tell yew a stowry! Lak tew heer it? Heer it go!

Derr wuz tree pawfessurs ob purra syke ologee at an grate an faymouse unnibersity (definutly nowt da Smuffi Skool ob Retrayn; dis nebber wulda happen at SSoR!): Dey were George the couch dog, Smuffi the wildcat an Prof Gee Gee ( u/Connect-Smell761 ). Dey gots fired onna cownt sum dum hoomon been cownter dint unnerstand nuffin! Butt! Deez gais did unnerstand de purra syke stuff, an ghoses an spurrits ob awl kines! Diss pitchur 1

Sew, dey stort dey own bizniss, caus dey knew derr wuz a lotta folk beyin pesturr by awl mannurr ob de purra syke creetyoors. Dey cawl derr nyew bizniss Ghosebussers! An dey open up in a old fire haus! An gots a reel cool hurst ta drive rownd in! Diss pitchur 2

Inna pitchur 3, yew kin sees som de fangs dey wuz up ahginst! Derr wuz de Scully-Gozer an him mini-yons. Derr wuz da Slimer, an derr wuz menny menny morr - imcloodin da ebil greebils, witch yew kinna sees, butt! dey arr dere, awweys. An dey deffelop a groovy macheem - a sorta vakoom! - tew comtane awl deez ebil creetyoors in!

Dey neeedit a liddol morr halp, tew, sew dey gots a furrth fren, George's cuzzin Jimmy the Ratchi ( u/MilaVaneela ) an den, derr teem wuz compleet! Yew kin sees dem saunturrin owt de fogg in pitchur 4! Dont dey luk relly cool?

An dey gots ta bee purrty popyoolarr in de ICBGC town, caus ebry buddy neeed halp wiff geddin rid da greebils an ghose infesstashuns! Dey didda adbertize: Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghosebussers! Dass pitchur 5.

Derr wuz qwite a bit ob dramma dat wuz happin, as ushwall. Mosstly onna cownt de dum hoomons nowt unnerstand nuffin, an dey lets owt awl de creetyoors de Ghosebussers had cawt in derr ghose vakoom macheem. Gah! Deez fur frens den hadda cotch dem awl ahgin! Witch dey did. An foinally, dey hadda cotch de ebil (drum roll pleez!) - purra diddle purra diddle - Fat Gary de Stay Pufft Mush Mallo Gai! Dey dew diss an ebrybuddy liffe happily eber affta wiff lotsa treetos an naps an behime de eer skritches an stuff lak dat! Diss pitchur 6

I hope yew lak owr stowry!

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Wen me an Bubbles an Tali did awl haff sam ideya ob puttin foyl on owr Devo hatts tew purrtecc ahginst ailleeyums, it remine mee of Tali's Hatt Pawtees! Sew, tewday we kin has a thro bak hatt pawtee!

Yoosin de Tali rools adapta fur Thro bak Thurssdey, yew kin ware hatt, borro one mine wen yew gets here, haff hand drawd hatt by yer own furry artistik meowmies an pawfurs, post a old hatt or gedda new hatt! Or jess com as yer own beeyootifull seff! Da floof n eers is da besst catt hatt!

I fink we neeed som dem Peeky Blindum hatts frum Tali's pawtees, tew!

I sho I few ob de Menny Hatts ob Smuffi the wildcat!

Gais! Haff I gots a stowry fur yew tewday! Yew gon hasta trai tew keeeep up!

Wall I wuz drivin long mine durt rode in de Smuffi Swamp, Jawja, Yoo Ess, an frens! yew wuldn beleeeb! Derr wassa reeel weerd lite, an den, I seed a flyin sawsser follerin mee, Smuffi the wildcat! I stowp ta trai ta ged a bedda luk, butt! dat fang ziiiing rite offt, an... fangs ged a liddol hazy affta dat. I don kno wat tew fink! Dassa furrst pitchur.

Wen I gots homb, I trai tew tell wat I seed. Bo, himb jess wawk offt.... Lila, herm dew a beeg ignorr! ob mee! Rood. Da spare, himb fury skeptikul, butt! dassa hoomon fur yew. Nyow George didda lissen, an wen I fone mine gorlfren da beeyootimuss Prof Gee Gee, herm didda lissen, tew. Dass de seggund pitchur. ( u/Connect-Smell761 )

I jess culd... NOWT... stowp... finkin bowt diss! I kep geddin diss pitchur in mine hed! I eben yoos awl de smash taters tew mek an skulptyoor. I kinna blepped owt wile I wuz dewin it... Butt! I fink it tern out purrty gud, an I pore a hole gravy bote fulla reeel nyze gravy on dat butte (nowt butt!) affta da pitchur wuz tuk, an I did et awl dem smash taters up! Sew, I don see wat de beeg deel iss! De spare awl diss gruntul bowt dis an jess wuld nowt get gruntul. Tew bad fur himb! I et awl dem taters an gravy. BUUUURP! Dass pitchur tree!

Affftur a wile, I figgur owt de objeck ob mine obssess wuz a butte (nowt butt!) cawl de Devil's Towa. Why he gets one? Shuld has de Smuffi Towa, an hyooog butte (nowt butt!) lak dat. Ennyways, mee an mine gorl Gee Gee didda rode trip owt wesst in da Yoo Ess in mine groovy truk. Wat, yew fink a catto lak mee kinna manetane a classik truk in da primo comdisshun furra rode trip? Ob corse I kin dew diss! We onny hadda stowp a fyew tym tew ficks fangs.... Ennyways, we fount diss butte (nowt butt!).

An I lern its reel nam is Matȟó Thípila or Bear Lodge, an de Lakota sez dis wuz creeyate wen som gorls was traiyin tew eggscape a beeg skerry bear an dey pray an de grownd rose up unner dem tew dew a protecc! De bear skritch de sides, butt! (nowt butte) culd nowt get doze gorls! De erff kep risin tew protecc an de bear kep skratchin! An das how dat towawuz med! Dassa reel gud stowry! Issa furry sacred playss an dass prolly why som gais in dat ship was innerestit! Dass pitchur da furrth!

Den a hole lotta folk, de frens an eben som de smorter hoomons, didda gathurr derr. A lotsa stuff heppin! A buncha hoomons wat wuz losst furra furry loooong tym did com homb. Eben JaxKittehmn ( u/MagicalManta ), hubbant ob Tali ( u/Charivari8 ), Wiiliam da Tuxie's brudder Martin ( u/butterfly-garden ), Shadow ( u/Loca_Bear_737 ), Oscar's sibs ( u/scabsfox ), Pixel's mama ( u/rawbery79 ), Nix ( u/gt0163c ), Francis n Luna ( u/Frequent_Bug8149 ), Bubba n Bits ( u/Full-Friendship-7581 ), an som oddur missin frens com bak!

An! wiff awl de confuzzlin stuff happinin, owr frens Void Arwen an Gus an de ratties com bak, tew! ( u/Nickye19 ) I yam nowt shurr, butt! I fink dey haff ben abducta by ailleeyums furra liddol wile. An som noddurr myssteriyuss stuff awso hapenin.... Som skiyentissts, prolly cattos, caus furry smort, pley a song dat go lak diss: Doo Dooo Da Dumm Dummmm... Doo Dooo Da Dumm Dummmm.... Dey pley diss song, anna beeg ship ansa dem de sam! Dat wuz blowd mine mind! I lak dat song! Is furry nyze an yew kin eben dew a dants tew it iff yew lak tew. Or has a nyze nap. I mineownseff didda ponder. Bowt de natyoor ob de unibers, an aileeyums an catses an why hoomons an dose ssertin aileeyums hassa obssess wiff bortholes.... Dass da fiffth pitchur.

Derr wuzza hole buntcha dem liddol aileeyum gais derr. Mee an mine gorlfren Prof Gee Gee, one de smortiss cattos derr iss, didda stoody ob dem. We has owr Cattos In Blak certificats, natchurully. (George dursnt has diss. Iss nowt caus himb issa doggo; himb runs de cat soffwares. Iss caus himb nowt relly furry mutch intew stoodyin an finkin deeep thots. Dass nowt himb fawlt. Prolly himb droppt on himb hed by a hoomon or somfang lak dat wen himb a smol.) Ennyways, Gee Gee didda notiss dat one dem gais was mosst def Fat Gary! I beleeb dat Scully flotin rownd tew. I herd himb ebil laff.

In owr stoodies, we notiss som dem aileeyums iss furry bad, som eben ebil! An som iss nyze gais. Jess lak da hoomons an som de animuls ob de wurrld. Corse ebrybuddy kno de frens is awl gud an mosst de oddur cattos an doggos an gimmee piggies an bunnees an de hedgy howgs an horsies, eben som de sqwirrels, lak de collecktiff, eben som ratties an birbs, an de gotes, wall, yew gets de ideya! Lotsa de animul kingdom is furry foine fellas an som is bad anna few is ebil. Da hoomons? Dey a mixx bagg, awso. Derr definutly som ebil ones owt derr, butt! da CDS finds lotsa da gud uns lak owr pawrents. Dass how dem aileeyums is tew! Dass pitchur numba sixx!

Den som ob us wuz invike tew gew an bisit wiff de aileeyums! I didda comsulk wiff mine frens gadder dere an, yesh! I didda bisit! Ooooo de fangs I did seed! It were lak a Spayss Oddysee! An awso somfang lak wen yew has lotsa fresh nips an heer da colors an smell da songs an awl lak dat! I feeel lak one wiff da uniberss! Wowee! I kinna eben eggsplane! I yam atta losst fur werds, an yew gais kno dass unushwall fur yer fren Smuffi! I yam reddy now ta go wiff Miss Kitty, annodur aileeyum, tew sees Joopinturr tho! She purromiss diss tew mee sints herm spayss ship is ficks! Dem aileeyums giff mee som inskrukshuns tew pass on.... ( u/kittizenattack ) Dass pitchur seben.

Don dew a werry tho frens, Yew dursnt has ta wayt tew see mee ahgin! I yam awreddy homb! Dat wuz som etventyoor! Nyow, luk rite here! Boop! Wassup? How awl yew gais dewin? Haff yew hadda nyze Toosdey? Diss da last pitchur!

I yam now reddy tew inbestigate de serriyus isshoo ob ailleyums amung us! Gots min Cattos in Black credenshuls. Dont werry! I tuk Tali's etvices an puttit a Fare a Day cage inside mine swave an debonnet fedora. I yam on mine way tew meet up wiff AJ an frens owt in de westurn Yoo Ess deserts fur a in depffth stoody ob de sitchiyashun!

I dew fink owr hansom sunnavagun fren Hoku hassa point! We arr de ailleeyums, tew; jess nowt dem green or gray bug-eye wons wiff da borthole obsessh (lak dem hoomons? Hmmmm....)

I hab tuk notes on awl de teorries curremptly unner diskushin. We gon get tew de bottum ob diss, by Toosdey at leest, an den Miss Kitty has purromiss tew tek mee tew Joopinturr! Das gon bee furry eggsite!

We definutly gon gets owr own JaxKittehmn, hubbant ob Tali, bak frum dem buggy wons wat's fur shurr in cahoots wiff Fat Gary an Scully!

u/mostlylurking07 u/Charivari8 u/MagicalManta u/kittizen_attack u/jellosquid808 I fink das errybuddy!

Frens! I has spowttit Fat Pidgeon ahgin! He is purrtendin tew be Penguin on de Wallace an Gromit livestream! An, he did chase Gromit owt himb own homb!

Tell errybuddy! Allurt da medja, purrtickularr KKMG! Must let Kynx Kat kno! u/rataelle Errybuddy be on de luk owt!

Iff yew spowt himb, rememba he dangermouse! Bee careful!

Smuffi the wildcat

Som frens aks wat mine tree frogs sound lak affta I menshun watchin dem eet moffthfs on mine fabrit winno. I dursnt has pitchurs ob dem eetin da moffthfs, butt! I did tole momma ta gets som nexx tym we watch dem.

I dew has dis smol vidjo ob de Millyun Tree Frog Chorus! Dis frum mine frunt portch. Deez iss gray tree frogs. Apurrently, dis is dey happy seesin! Here iss awl bowt dem: https://wildlifeinformer.com/facts-about-gray-tree-frogs/

Iss Moobie Toosday ahgin! Tewday's filum: Fat Gary anna Treetos Fakturry. Here it go!

Derr wuzza Fat Gary runnin da treetos fakturry, mekin awl de besst treetos eber! He send owt de speshul treet pankidges wiff da Goldin Tikkets in an Gess Wat? Smuffi the wildcat gottit a tikket! Himb wuz sew happy! Dass da furrst pitchur! Himb runrunrun tew da fakturry on de rite day, an himb thot dat wuz Fat Gary - an dassa liddol weerd - butt! Smuffi wuz gunna get a speshul prize wen he go tew de fakturry toor, sew he dint werry bowt it tew mutch!

Well, as yew mowt eggspeck, menny oddur frens got tikkets an dey com tew de fakturry tew. It were wey morr triksy dan he wuldda thot. An it were Fat Gary.... Menny furry suspish fangs did happin tew da frens. One fawl intew de chonklit river. One tern tew blooberry an flote awey! An sum oddur stuff. It were furry furry suspish! Esspeshul wiff dat Scully rollin in de floor laffin lak dat! I dint tek pitchurs ob dat caus is tew skerry fur da smols!

Butt! Smuffi haddit a ideya! He did put up a birb fuder nexx tew da churu river an he did trik dat Fat Gary an himb fawl off de cliff an intew da churu river! It were ahmayzeeng! An dat Scully laff sew hard he roll offt intew da river tew! Issa missterry wat happin tew dem! Butt! dey shurr wuz craiyin on de wey down dat churu river! No morr laffs! Das de seggund pitchur!

Smuffi tuk ober de treetos fakturry an gib foine treetos tew awl de frens! It were opin fur bizniss ebry day! An de bizniss wuz run assa co-op an awl de frens mek derr own treetos wiff Smuffi! Das de thurrd pitchur! An ebrybuddy liffe happily eber affturr!

Bess fang dat eber happin tew erry buddy! An! ahmayzing enuff, awl de frens dat didda dissapeer doorin de originul fakturry toor was jess nappin in de brake rum at de fakturry awl along!

Hai Frens! We arr haffin a grate pawtee on de Grompy Shork tew ssellebrate de birffdey ob Stimpy! u/rataelle Awl de apurrentisses an de pawfessurs ob purracey an som purrate frens awreddy heyur, butt! we invite ebrybuddy tew joyn, wedder yew a purrate or nowt! Yew kin com dress as a purrate iff yew lak, or ware a hatt fur fun or enny coshtoom yew wish or jess com as yew arr!

We wanna see awl de frens derr!

Wednesday, Furrst Appurrentiss an Cabin Gurl, purrpawrin tew bee Purrate Qween one dey, is puttin op de banner fur de pawtee an Stimpy hisseff is reedin de sine! Errybuddy else dewin dey own fang! Som (ob corse bebe Mario) is awreddy intew de nip rumm, butt! derr is plenny morr! We gots awl kines ob snax tew, an derr is plenny ob bunks fur nappin down belo deks.

De purrentisses has dun grate jowb ob clenin ebryfang up fur de pawtee, tew, sew yew don hasta werry bowt dat....

Com joyn us!

De birffdey ob Stimpy is ackshully tamorro, butt! we geddin startit eerly! Yay!

I gots tew tell yew da stowry ob de Dantsin Kittehs on Caterday Nite! Dey had dat disco feeber, butt! nowt sew yew wuld neeed tew cawl de pokey playss.... Gots a minit? I tell yew awl abowt it. Here it go:

Derr wuz a po' butt! honess woods kitteh nam Smuffi. He did meet a furry sofisticat laydee nam Prof Garrington at a pawtee. She wuz frum acrosst de pond in de Ooo Kay. An, dat Smuff fawl in luff! He didda swoooon. He had da stars in himb eyes! He cawl her Gee Gee! u/Connect-Smell761 an he thot he wuz da mosst beeyootifull catto in de hole wurrld! Dass da furrst pitchur. Lots happen in dat one pitchur!

Den! Dat Smuffi herd bowt da disco goweeng on at de Limelite in Hotlanta, Jawja, Yoo Ess. He gots awl dress op an wend tew see wat was goweeng down! It wuz furry eggsite! Butt! he did bee a wall flowa caus he wuznt shurr jess how yew did awl dat dantsin! He luk relly cool, butt! himb wazza bit awkward. Das in da seggund pitchur!

But DEN.... Da da da! He gots tew kno dat Gee Gee reel gud an dey wend on sebrul dayts an he toll herm he luff her an he aks herm tew bee his gorlfren! He did dis awl jess rite an did aks fur pawpurr comsent an ebryfang, for he eben did one snuggie or nose kissey. Butt! Gee Gee sey Yesh! She will be da gorlfren and dey will be furry happy tewgeddur! An dat's wen Smuffi did unnerstand bowt de dantsin! Smuffi an Gee Gee wend back tew dat disco an dey torr op dat floor! An dey dint eben neeed de sparkly cloffths or ennyfang, dey jess neeed eeech oddur! Dey wuz da dantsin macheems!

Ebrybuddy cleer de dants florr an dey awl cheer dem on an Smuffi an Gee Gee did awl de moobs. Dass in pitchur free!

An dass de stowry ob de disco kittehs on de Caturdey Nite!

Iss one mine fabrit pitchurs dat brangs bak happy memrees ob da tym ob pikkels an DEVO emergy wells! Do nowt trai to gets mai pikkel BTW!

EDIT: Im remiss! I ment tew menshun fren Bubbles gib awl ob us hatts!

Wat is som yer fabrit thro bak tyms?

I yam nowt cawl Maurice, butt! I yam gonna tell yew a liddol stowry.... (I did wons morr bee ackturr/diwreckturr/pawdoosser.)

Dis moobie is bowt de spayss purrates!

It storts owt inna cave swamp (nowt Smuffi Swamp, butt! furry froggy) ware Luke's ship wen down an George the couch dog - uh! I meeen - GeorgYoda da Jedi Masturr wuz a liddol confuzzled finkin I Smuffi the wildcat (Luuuuuke), wuz gonna lern tew yoos da force.... Dass da furrst pitchur. Butt! George Yoda wuz mistuk. Cause, I yam spaysse cowboi.

Yew see inna seggund pitchur, derr I yam, Smuff Solo, wiff mine gud fren Hildie Bacca (otrb). We gots ta shoot it owt wiff da ebil gais in doze funnee white helmits. Yew see I brung mine purrate flag along caus, wons a purrate, awweys a purrate!

Den, inna thurd pitchur yew see me wiff mine fello spayss purrate Lando u/KimdoTracer an we checkin somfang owt. Himb gots himb speshul glasses med by himb pawthur.

Den laydurr on inna stowry, lotsa fangs heppin, an foinally, boi gets gurl. Mine laydee Gee Gee u/Connect-Smell761 pleyin Prinssess Leia sey "I luff yew." An I ansa "I know!" She dew a blep caus das nowt qwite wat she eggspeck!

Ob cours in reel lyffe I gets da gurl butt! I dew toll herm I luff herm caus I nowt qwite sew cool as dat Solo gai.

Pspspspsssps: De tytul com frum a Steve Miller Band song witch somtym dew annoy mine momma jess a liddol, butt! seeem appropriyat fur de stowry.

^(ai dew wanna kno wadda pompetus iss tho.... herm sangin bowt de 'pompetus ob luff!')