Got my tirz in the mail today via fedex. Easy experience.
Starting dose is 1.5 mg (15 units) so I drew that up and injected it. 0 pain
Lets go!!!! ✌️
Edit: it’s 1.5 mg y’all, not .15 🥴😆. I goofed. 2 weeks on 1.5 then up to 3mg for 2 weeks.
I’ve adopted this terrible habit of buying fancy tinned fish and getting stupid drunk and fisting them into my pie hole straight from the tin in front of the tv, touching everything with my fishy hands then then passing out
Everything smells like goddam sardines I honestly cannot get this shit off me. It’s very off putting
However I do believe it disguises booze breath
On that note I got too confident and decided to go to 7-11 after finishing my port wine, except my teeth were all red and I smelled like sardines
Maybe I will save some money and visit Portugal, I wonder if some salty fisherman will let me live on his boat
You know that feeling when a big relapse or bender exceeds the amount of time you were dry?
Anyway, it's been 10 years since I got stupid fucking drunk in Fort Lauderdale and lost my shoes and hooked up with a gross guy. 11 years since I had to go to rehab because I self-911ed myself after going a little too crazy with the booze and research chems. Still very embarrassing.
rehab was easy. I'm an alcoholic, my parents are alcoholics, everyone drank and was traumatized and depressed. case closed!!
anyway. I've been drunk for about 10 years straight, with a few solid months off here and there. Mostly functional, but also not really. haven't worked in a few years. My profession is not compatible with boozin. It's like being a bus driver or pilot or something.
My partner is on a business trip this week so I figured I'd have a big bender and then tie it up before he comes back. Booze makes me so sweaty lately, anyone else?
I was feeling jolly when I got into posting mode, but I forgot what I wanted to say. I have a few crazy stories, maybe I'll add those. Mostly I am kind of a hermit. I alienated most of my friends because I act inappropriately when drunk and they got sick of it. Also I want to drink way too much that hanging out sipping on a beer for an hour makes me itchy and anxious. Also I got kind of fat after being a 3 year bender (currently weigh 170 lbs, ideally should be around 130), also I am just really out of practice though I am pretty funny when I've had a few (a lot)
Currently drinking: Tawny port and Golden Monkey tall boys.
I figure I can dry out whenever because i have squirreled away 5 librium. It's like a lifeline or something in case all the drink in the world spontaneously combusts.
I hope everyone has a nice everyone,ttyl chairs