u/PDXAirman

The reason we have a unit safety brief or your social media makes you out to be an action hero when you work in like supply.

*you're. Can't change the title.

It started as something stupidly small. I was a Tech Sergeant just throwing on Wubbys stream in the background while I worked, figuring it was no different than music right? But it snowballed fast. A couple of Airmen noticed, then a few more, and before long it turned into people casually drifting over during downtime, then sticking around longer than they should have. Somehow a chair appeared, then another, and at some point someone had the genius idea to throw it up on a bigger monitor, which is when it stopped being “Me watching stream when its slow” and turned into a full-on shop watch party during duty hours. The wildest part is that nobody thought it had gotten out of hand until the commander literally walked in and just stood there watching us for a solid twenty seconds before anyone even realized he was in the room. After that, everything unraveled fast: statements got taken, network logs got pulled, screenshots surfaced, and suddenly I wasn’t just “that NCO who had Twitch open,” I was the guy who supposedly tanked discipline across the section. Next thing I know I’m sitting in a courtroom getting hit with dereliction of duty under Article 92, listening to people describe laughter at fart jokes, annoying TTS's and autistic children begging Wubby to visit their Mine Craft server. All this while the defense is basically arguing that the mission still got done and the prosecution is acting like I started a cultural uprising. Even the commander had to admit he watched it for a moment, which somehow didn’t help me at all, and by the end of it the whole thing felt completely surreal. Like I’d accidentally turned a livestream into a legal case study. The presiding Colonel at the end wanted to know if he could ask me one thing. Of course I said yes sir and he stared straight into my eyes and said "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy". It was at this point in time I realized the judge was in fact a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. I yelled back at the judge "Damn monstah, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!" I ended up getting nailed anyway: rank knocked down, pay hit, extra duty, and a very official “don’t ever open Twitch on a government computer again,” all because something that started as background noise spiraled into the most overblown disciplinary situation I’ve ever seen.

Mixed my memes of r/paymoneywubby and r/airforce

We are going for the first time to the adult prom at OMSI this year. Its Edwardian Arctic Cruise themed to go with the Titanic exhibit so it should be a lot of fun. Was just curious if anyone here has done it before and what are stories of it?