
u/PapaAsmodeus

Is Adum gonna play Mixtape on stream?
Mixtape isn't a Don't Nod game but it's fairly Don't Nod adjacent. It's a fake choice game and it's yet another faux indie game. I say faux because despite being billed as an indie game, the devs were able to get the licensing from some of the biggest 90s bands like Blur and Smashing Pumpkins, to the point where several industry plant accusations are flying around. And the. There's the near perfect scores from critics who seem to be ejaculating in their pants over this game yet the reception from actual players is VERY mixed. A lot of criticism comes from the game's short three hour runtime, overreliance on nostalgia, and unlikeable characters.
I saw a clip from the game where the characters are supposed to be bobbing their heads to a song in the car but it looks like they're having violent seizures instead, which I'm not gonna lie, did get a chuckle out of me.
Obsession made me obsessed
Man, how wild is it that a lot of the best horror films nowadays are coming from YouTubers. TheRackaRacka just casually drips two of the biggest bangers to come out on quite some time and now Curry Barker (man that name makes me hungry) drops what may as well be Possession for a new generation
Obsession is so inspired in just about every aspect. The casting is so pitch perfect to the point where it feels like any other actors being in the roles would feel just plain wrong- and it's been a while since I've been able to say that about any film. Michael Johnston: handsome and charming enough to like him, dorky enough to sympathize with him, but he can veer into unlikability so well that you believe it. Inde Navarrette was SO talented that I hope she gets more work. She nails crazy effortlessly but also emotional vulnerability to a T. you can tell she had such a blast in the role and I hope she gets all of the work.
On top of that I just loved the feel and direction of the film. The claustrophobia caused by the 4:3 aspect ratio really does make a lot of scenes feel extra uncomfortable. There's so many creative and clever uses of blocking and camera shots (the restaurant scene especially). Even the music was pretty great; clearly inspired by 80s synth-based scores but more ambient rather than the synthwave that a lot of attempts at 80s synth scores go for.
Oh, and the ending... yeah, I sat in my seat for a while two minutes trying to absorb that. I can't wait to see this movie again.
The original "Who can relate? WHOOP!"
Context: this song is about Steve Harris pushing through depression after the divorce he went through.
Mortal Kombat II: did IMAX just troll us?
I saw MK2 yesterday in IMAX and had a blast. Easily the best MK movie since the 95 one and it just had everything you needed- fun gore, fun fight scenes, lots of humour, etc. I'm a pretty big MK fan so I will say this one perfectly threaded the needle as far as a good adaptation and good movie.
I thought the IMAX footage was well utilized for the most part, but there was one part that made me laugh so hard.
It's when Johnny Cage stupidly decides to call Baraka a pussy for not wanting to fight Quan-Chi. So it sets it up as if they're about to fight. They get in the fight position and the aspect ratio expands (which happens in the game as well), but then it cuts to the next shot in scope format when Baraka decides going to fight Johnny instead.
That HAD to be IMAX trolling us (and a well done attempt at trolling too).
I did a double feature of Hokum and Michael last night, and I must say Hokum has left me thinking for quite a while. The director previously did 2024's "Oddity" which I also highly recommend (it's on Shudder).
It's kinda hard to say what kind of horror film it is because there's elements of folk horror, but then at times it also kinda feels J-horrorish and also at times feels psychological along the same line of 1408 (very underrated movie imo). This sounds like it should be a mess, but it comes together in a very satisfying way. The atmosphere of the film is really quiet and eerie; lots of dark lit shots that really make you feel uneasy at any given second. There are jump scares in the movie but they're not cheaply done; it helps that they're reserved for things that are supposed to be scary. Though unfortunately there are a few that are strictly for the audience as Adam Scott doesn't even know they're there, which might be the only issue I have with the film.
Also very well shot and Adam Scott gave a great performance. So much of the movie is just him on his own, and he really nails the challenge that presents. 7/10 for me, might become an 8 on the second watch!
It completely misses the point of the original Be Prepared in 1994. I know Adum touches on that a bit in the review, but here's the thing: the reason BP works so well as a villain song is because it's a look into Scar's mindset. He's stealthily telling the hyenas that he's manipulating them and they don't know it (It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights aren't all on upstairs). It works so well on that level because he's a master manipulator who is always one step ahead of even Mufasa at any time and can weaponize it.
Beep Repair is... not even a villain song. I mean it ostensibly is by association with the original, but it's more of a viva la revolution song. He's singing it, as far as we know, as a way to pump them up and he gets them all chanting "be prepared". But what do they have to get pumped about? They don't even know who this guy is!!!
I'm getting massive sex pest vibes from this guy
Tonight I decided to take a break from my current Kitchen Nightmares marathon and decided to watch a few EPs of Hotel Hell. So I fired up Tubi and decided on an episode I haven't seen
Holy fuck this episode is hurting my eyes. I legit wondered if there was something wrong with the Tubi version, so I looked it up on YouTube and it looks only slightly better. Just how fucking bad do you have to be at lighting that your hotel looks like a night where I have had too much whiskey???
And holy fuck, Lisa herself is adding to the experience. I am convinced she isn't on the same level as anyone else in existence. And I'm a very weird guy, keep in mind.
Keep in mind, I'm a fan of themed hotels. I know that's a small niche but I am squarely in that niche. But I never once thought I'd encounter a hotel that makes me want to vomit just looking at it, and I'm legit convinced I won't make it to the end of this episode without hugging the toilet lol
Hotel Hell I know, but it's under the same umbrella so it still counts.
All of the pizza staff in Sebastian's were great because they all kept on keeping on even in the face of Sebastian's tyranny, but Andre especially was charming in how he always had a positive attitude in the wake of just about everything happening, and seemed to be very excited at Gordon's changes to the pizza kitchen.
Wonder what he's up to now.