u/Polyamorouspotato

AMA. Ask me anything. Any question that comes to mind. Any curiosity. Dm me your question and I’ll answer and give you one in return.

Thank you!

What’s something you wish you could change about yourself?

What’s something you like about yourself?

Send me a dm and let me know and we can begin a conversation and see if we vibe.

Thank you!

Hi there. Welcome to my post.

Tired of one word answers and dry texters?
Want someone experienced in polyamory?
Super into autonomy and looking for someone emotionally available?
Want to joke and laugh with someone until you snort?

Well have I got the forest goblin for you!

It’s me. Im the goblin. *grins*

Let me share a bit about myself:

I’m a 5’2 lovergirl who is demisexual. I recently just got a job after not working for 6 years due to chronic illness and I’m very excited to start. In my down time I like to crochet and do embroidery. I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, two fish tanks and a cave gecko named Fiona who doesn’t like anyone and honestly? I love that for her.

I live with a condition called hEDS (hypermobile ehlers Danlos syndrome). Feel free to google it as opposed to asking me about it because it takes spoons to explain and I like those who are willing to meet me halfway. I live a disabled life and believe in disability justice- I am deeply left leaning politically. As left as one can get without getting arrested. I’d love if your politics aligned as a lot of politics affect my life!

I enjoy long conversations and getting to know people on a deeper level. I’m also open to connections all over the world as I don’t like to limit it to in person and have had LDRs in the past that were fulfilling and lovely.

I currently have a nesting partner that I live with, and two partner that I do not. I tend to take poly dynamics as they come and don’t ascribe to one type of poly. I have done ktp, parallel, and garden party in the past- I find it depends on the individual and their wants and needs. However, I’m deeply into organic growth and think that being friends first is crucial.

What I’m looking for:

Honestly, if I could be the pickiest person in the world I would like a cute punk boyfriend who believes ACAB and that capitalism is the worst. This always makes me swoon. Beyond this I am looking for someone who is kind, empathetic, and well versed in polyamory. I am not looking for someone who is only “allowed” to date online because of strange coupling rules- and I’d love the opportunity to meet in person one day. I’m hoping to find someone that makes me laugh, hates the government, and also loves nature and animals.
Ideally, you would have hobbies and interests that we can talk about outside of your career.

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in and you’re 29+ please send me a message telling me what you like or don’t like about yourself. I’ll be happy to share the same along with a photo of myself.

No to: cops, couples, right wingers/conservatives, closed poly dynamics and those who are apolitical.

Thank you!

Hi there!

I’m bored and I live in the country away from big towns. It can make making friends really tricky. I live out here with a bunch of pets and one of my partners and although I enjoy it…it makes going out in real life a little difficult.

I’m looking for someone to talk to and keep up with in life. Someone to get to know and learn about. I’m also hoping to share things about myself and who I am. Hopefully we’d establish a lengthy friendship together.

If this sounds like something you are interested in let me know what your favourite food or dish is so I know you’ve read the post.

Let’s get to know one another !

Hi there!

I’m bored and I live in the country away from big towns. It can make making friends really tricky. I live out here with a bunch of pets and one of my partners and although I enjoy it…it makes going out in real life a little difficult.

I’m looking for someone to talk to and keep up with in life. Someone to get to know and learn about. I’m also hoping to share things about myself and who I am. Hopefully we’d establish a lengthy friendship together.

If this sounds like something you are interested in let me know what your favourite food or dish is so I know you’ve read the post.

Let’s get to know one another !

If you had one wish what would it be? Send me a message and tell me about your wish. It can be serious or funny. Practical or majestic. Anything you choose, the world is your oyster. 🦪

I’m looking forward to hearing from you!

Hello there.

Thanks for checking out my post. I’m hoping to find someone to connect with that has some wit about them. I don’t mind where in the world you are , I just ask that you be good at conversation and not a dry texter. I get really sleepy with “how is your day” and “how are you”. Please ask me cool stuff. :)

About me:
I’m a short little curvy goblin that lives in the country. I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, two fish tanks and a cave gecko named Fiona that hates everyone. I love that for her lol. I really love animals and my favourite one is a quokka. Cows are a close second! I craft and I spend my days reading, crocheting, and taking care of my pets. I have a NP and two other partners that I adore. I’m a leftist and it’s really important you be one too. Values and empathy matter greatly to me.

I live with a condition called Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. You’re welcome to Google to learn more about it but I ask you don’t ask me questions about my disability as an opener. I like to talk about other stuff. I like film and tv quite a bit and I consume trash tv like a seagull eating trash. If you like 90 Day let me know which person you cannot stand!

About you:
You’re someone who likes to laugh and have a good time. You don’t give one word answers but rather a lot of information and questions. You’re animated and open. You’re also emotionally available and aren’t limited to online dating only. You have autonomy in your poly life and preferably experience. You’re kind and gentle.

If you’ve read this far and want to send me a message let me know what your favourite animal is and we can start a chat. Happy to picture swap early on!

Boundaries: 28+ please. :)

Hi there!

I’m looking for someone to talk to and keep up with in life. Someone to get to know and learn about. I’m also hoping to share things about myself and who I am.

If this sounds like something you are interested in let me know what you had for dinner so I know you’ve read the post.

Let’s get to know one another !

Looking for someone who can hold a conversation, doesn’t just give one word answers, and is a great texter.

I’m hoping to have some insightful and funny conversations :)

Please answer this question so I know you’ve read the post - If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

Thank you and I look forward to chatting!

Hi there!

I’m looking for someone to talk to regularly and keep up with one another’s lives. Ideally we would live close enough to visit but I’m also open to those globally. I just ask that you don’t message me if you’re only “allowed” online connections- I like those with autonomy in polyamory.

About me you ask? Well, I’m curvy and I think I can be funny at times. I like to craft and love to go to karaoke. I’m a bit leftist and antifa. ACAB vibes and I am really drawn to those who view life in the same way. I have many pets (think Snow White) and love them all dearly. I’ve been poly for roughly 7 years and have partners that I adore including a nesting partner.

I like those that aren’t dry texters and are capable of witty banter. Those who can make me laugh and who are empathetic. Disability knowledge is also a bonus as I am chronically ill.

If I sound like someone you would get along with please feel free to shoot me a message telling me your weird food take. What strange food do you love that others would maybe think is gross?

I will not respond to those who do not answer this as it’s important to know you’ve read this post in full and are intentional. :)

Thanks and talk to you soon.

Additional notes: 28+ please.

What’s something you just cannot live without? Whether it be serious, realistic, or silly.

Beyond this I’m looking for a pal to have fun conversations with and keep up with one another’s lives. So shoot me a message and we can exchange witty banter. :)

Life has been so full lately. I have 3 partners that I adore and a house full of pets. I live with my nesting partner in the country and genuinely love my life. This being said, something is missing.

I miss long text messages and getting to know one another that way. I miss laughing at things exchanged and being special in a long distance way. The flirt,the ease, and the deep chats that keep me interested.

A little about me:

I’m 5’2 and curvy. I like dogs, crochet, singing and karaoke. I spend a lot of time thinking about life and the beauty within it. I also have been poly for 7 years and it’s a large part of who I am. I watch a lot of tv and am chronically ill with ehlers Danlos syndrome. (You are welcome to google it for info but please do not send messages asking me to define my disabilities). I do not work but I am trying to find a part time job in the fall and it’s the first time I’ll be working in over 6 years. I’m nervous and so excited!

I love to camp and star gaze. I’m also really into plants and creative avenues. I’m a foodie and a little introverted. Think black cat energy. I’m Demi and a slow burn. 🔥

My type :
Golden retriever lover boys. lol.

Those who are compassionate

Those who understand chronic illness or are open to learning about it in their own time.

People that can make me laugh.

Those with hobbies and community.

Those who have been poly for years and aren’t here because their partners/wives only want them to have online relationships. (Seriously, that’s so weird).

Those who can love freely without needing permission from any other party.

Witty and emotionally intelligent folk.

If youre interested in messaging me - send me a message telling me about a memory you cherish so i know you’ve read my post. I will ignore all messages without as im seeking those who are intentional and don’t copy paste messages.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from
You!