u/Princier7

I think VTSG with it is going to be INSANE. I know it's too expensive to place first, but you can use cash drops or something

Have you ever thought about why we're fighting bloons? The only thing they do is hover along a path and leave. They're not hurting anyone on their way, they're not disturbing the peace, they're just feeling the wind in their metaphorical hair. All we see them do is enjoy the serene landscapes the btd world has to offer. [Pictured: a bloon enjoying a stroll in the park]

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The monkeys however, are batshit insane. They are driven to DESTROY these peaceful rubber ramblers from frivolous pursuits. They're driven by unfound anger and a sense of righteousness to murder these helium hikers. Some of them even take enjoyment out of this! [Pictured: crackhead on bloon-killing devices]

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What's worse, in fact, is the methods in which they fulfill their dirigible-destroying escapades. You'd think it couldn't get worse than sharp, painful darts, but you'd be far mistaken. These maniacs use LASERS, ATOM BOMBS, THE POWER OF LIGHTNING, **FUCKING GOD**, AND MORE! 0 of these means are necessary! They take enjoyment out of finding new and psychopathic ways to destroy bloons. [Pictured: deadly laser]

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These apes also have no disregard for breaking the Geneva convention. They casually commit war crimes like it's riding a bike! [Pictured: monkeys killing war medics]

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Now, you might be wondering, " u/princier7, if these bloons did nothing wrong, then why do we lose lives when they go off screen!". Now, my dear reader, the answer is simple. What is a life? On the surface, it seems simple. One life = one monkey's life, right? Well, it simply cannot be. How do towers generate lives? Is 0-4-0 druid giving birth at the end of each round? Is Benjamin m-preg? I have a simpler answer for this: the lives are an arbitrary score made up by the monkeys. We know they take enjoyment out of killing, why wouldn't they gamify it? Sick freaks. [Pictured: live making freak]

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Now, for the ultimatum. Why are the monkeys doing this? Going to war at these bloons? The answer may shock you: Bloontonium. Bloontonium is a substance made by popping bloons. The twisted monkeys harvest this power to make reactors, and even weapons of mass destruction. [Pictured: leaked military schematics of a weapon powered by Bloontonium]

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You may think, after hearing these shocking points, they would be mass outrage against these evil, murderous, monkeys, but you'd be sorely mistaken. You see, these baboons are seen as "heroes", people who bravely protect us all. They're celebrities, worshipped for their supposed "good actions" [Pictured: an action figure of a "hero" at an exorbitant price]

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What can I do about this? How can I help these poor bloons? My dear, handsome, reader, I only have one hope, and that hope lies with you. You must boot up monkey meadows, and let as many bloons through to the exit as possible. You have to. Do it now. Immediately. You have to.

I think it has to be crosspathing marketplace into a 0-1-3

What hero should I unlock first?

I mean, it's literally the HERALD OF EVERFROST. PROCLAMATION OF ICE. My idea is he creates ice stalagmites instead of ice walls or smth. I like Silas.