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I’ve been a fan of Mitski for basically a year now and she’s begun to become one of my favorite music artists! So, I wanted to make a ranking of her albums from a very goated discography!

1. Puberty 2: THIS is her masterpiece. Every single song matters and fit the overall narrative. This is basically me as an album, and I love the mix of alternative rock and DIY indie. 10/10.
2. Be The Cowboy: A VERY close second. Almost a perfect record if it wasn’t for Come Into The Water (no shade to its fans but it’s just so random imo). It balances pop and indie perfectly and has some of her best songs of all time on it. 9/10.
3. Bury Me At Makeout Creek: Last year, this would’ve been my favorite album from Mitski if you asked me the question, but BTC and P2 have overtaken its reign. But, that’s not a testament to BMAMC’s quality, the other two records are just THAT good and I wasn’t introduced to them yet in the same way. 9/10
4. Retired From Sad, New Career In Business: This album is underrated as HELL. This being her second album is genuinely crazy to me, and features some of her most existential songs to date. I also love its orchestral style. 8/10.
5. Nothings About To Happen To Me: This album definitely grew on me after the first listen. It has a lot of great tracks but as an album, it can feel like a slog to get through. It still was a fun listening experience. 7/10.
6. The Land Is Inhospitable And So Are We: Here’s a hot take, this project is overrated. Before you whip out the pitchforks, I just want to say yalls opinions are valid and this is simply mine. But anyways, it’s just a FINE record to me, it’s not spectacular, nor is it below average enough to have a thoughtful discussion on it. I wanted to like this record more than I do as of now but it just hasn’t clicked. 6/10.
7. Lush: I actually prefer Retired over Lush, largely because Lush is an (objectively) rougher project with its limited production. BUT, I do find myself going back to tracks on the record and it IS her first project, so there’s that saving grace. 6/10.
8. Laurel Hell: I’m sorry to all the Laurel fans but I wasn’t a fan. I don’t even know how to explain it but this record just doesn’t have the seasonings I personally like in a Mitski album. Plus the production isn’t my favorite… but then again, it’s JUST my opinion and you don’t have to agree with me. 5/10.

I’m interested to see how yall react to my ranking, and also to see what yalls rankings look like.

The titles self-explanatory. Rank her albums based on how often you go back to them and not necessarily what’s her best body of work.

Just wanna know because I’m going to this date (it’s a day before my birthday!) and hope to make new friends! Plus, I plan on bringing friendship bracelets!

So I went back and listened to Maggots For Brains and couldn’t help but notice that both Maggots For Brains and Just Like Heaven by The Cure had VERY similar instrumental sounds with Maggots For Brains sounding higher in its range/like a higher version. I’m especially noticing considering how Olivias been trying to shove down our throats how much she loves The Cure lol. But yeah, coincidence? Probably not.

Ok, so as a former Olivia fan do to her with this mess of an era she’s currently in, I wanted to talk about how I really miss SOUR Olivia. SOUR was REALLY that album, and it will never be topped by her again. It has so many classics and no skips. Ofc, now I’ve come to realize that she was truly capitalizing on the people bullying Sabrina but SOUR is like family to me in my heart. But yeah, that was all. If yall want to speak your mind on SOUR era Olivia than go ahead. Also, I have to say it, GUTS is NOT better than SOUR. Sure it has some good songs in there but like SOUR is SOUR lol.

Ok, so I find it VERY strange how Olivia just randomly announced that she went to a club with Charli and called her a “girls girl” (which Charli has a history of having unnecessary beef with other women) after supposedly chatting very recently? Like, to my knowledge, Olivia’s never mentioned Charli before like ever. It just seems to tie back to Olivia trying everything in her power to be the anti-Taylor (when she’ll always be compared t her). It happened with Fantano, Eli, and now Charli. She wants to be nothing like Taylor so badly she’ll support a misogynist, a woman who has an unnecessary one-sided beef with Taylor while dickriding Olivia, and a woman whos basically promoting drugs and supports/best friends with an alt-right MAGA activist. It doesn’t matter how hard Olivia tries, she’ll always be known by someone as “the next Taylor swift”, whether she likes it or not.

Now I mainly recommend for LGBT students but this applies to anyone ofc. I’m a MLM, and this story involves me with another guy. This story takes place from 7th grade (2024-2025), 8th grade(2025-2026), and this summer(2026).

Ok. So In November 2024, me and this guy were in the same friend group thanks to my ex. In January, we both were put into health because it’s a semester and became close friends. I really liked him and decided to be up front about those feelings. So about month later, I was up front to him and was nervous he’d reject me harshly. He said that he did have some feelings but that I didn’t fit a certain type of look he wanted (aka my body). Then from about February-May, we stayed “friends” but he was a lil… too close. He would play with my hair, cuddle me, tease me, while knowing I still liked him. And he’s not the type to do that with most if not any of his friends. Not to mention that he was my VALENTINE. He also told me a lot about his house life (he has an abusive mom and a dad who’s absent). In May, I decided to try again considering we were even closer. He rejected me again and said he had a “girlfriend” (which was 1000% a lie because he never mentioned her, nor was she actually real because she was never mentioned again). I was hurt he didn’t bother telling me so I could just properly move on but he had the audacity to compare it to not telling someone you’re taking a shit. I, offended, decided I was going to ignore him for the mean time. He did NOT take me wanting a break nicely. So, one day, I went outside of my theatre class and he was going to the choir room next door. He sees me, drops his backpack, and starts charging near me and cussing me out. It was so bad, a student AND A TEACHER had to hold him back. I wanted to ball my eyes out. So after he basically tried gaslighting me I was in the wrong and he was the victim, he successfully convinced me I was the bad guy. So, in early June, we took a break from our friendship, but in June he came back to me and wanted to be friends again. In July we had a tiny argument over how I share my problems too much and that I needed to chill out. Then from August-October, we became close again, he and I would be hugging each other EVERY SINGLE DAY, and it would always be drawn out and was very homo, to the point that his friends were teasing him so he said that he didn’t want to do it public but to do it in private. 😭 Then he moved in mid-October. He then hid the fact that he was DATING MY EX from me because he knew I would be pissed but decided to vent to me about how awful she was to him (she dated him so he could by her drinks when he was already poor). Then he went afk from November-December, where he comes back in January and tells me that he could GO TO JAIL. Then went afk from February-May, when he SHOWED UP ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL and i know y’all we judge me but I hugged him before having to go. Then in June, he told me he was going to therapy and that hopefully we can meet up soon. And we’re now here.

So, to all the people that want to date, I want y’all to know that it’s time consuming and eats you alive. Its not worth it. But yeah, just do your work and enjoy ms. Also, I’ll reply to any question.

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I'm a relatively new Björk fan (having become one since November 2025) but I have become really fond of all her albums one way or another. So, I apologize if I insult someone for my ranking of Fossora (and her past albums). Now, here's my ranking of Fossora.

Ranking:

1. Sorrowful Soil
2. Fossora
3. Atopos
4. Allow
5. Mycelia
6. Her Mothers House
7. Ovule
8. Fungal City
9. Victimhood
10. Ancestress
11. Freefall
12. Trölla-Gabba
13. Fagurt ErÍ Fjörõum

I'm a relatively new Björk fan (having become one since November 2025) but I have become really fond of all her albums one way or another. So, I apologize if I insult someone for my ranking of Utopia or Fossora when I post that. Now, here's my ranking of Utopia, which is imo her most overhated album.

Ranking:

1. Utopia
2. Blissing Me
3. The Gate
4. Saint
5. Losss
6. Tabula Rasa
7. Body Memory
8. Future Forever
9. Arisen My Senses
10. Courtship
11. Claimstalker
12. Sue Me
13. Paradisia
14. Features Creatures

I'm a relatively new Björk fan (having become one since November 2025) but I have become really fond of all her albums one way or another. So, I apologize if I insult someone for my ranking of Vulnicura or her next two albums when I post those. Now, here's my ranking of Vulnicura.

Ranking:

1. Black Lake
2. Lionsong
3. Stonemilker
4. Quicksand
5. Atom Dance
6. Family
7. Notget
8. History of Touches
9. Mouth Mantra

Ok, so I was (keyword was) friends with this girl we’ll call Samatha. Me and Samantha had been friends for years but this school year (8th grade), we had grown apart because we mutually were distancing. Well, in October on my birthday weekend, we got into a major argument over something dumb that I don’t even remember what it was about. She then was holding a grudge over the argument for a MONTH before even hinting she was upset at the fact that I didn’t agree with her on whatever the conversation was. We then mutually decided that we would stop being friends in January and didn’t interact for 3 months while still having the same friend group. Then, in April, we started semi-talking again and I asked her “hey so I know we’ve had are issues but do you want to stay on good terms since we hadn’t been able to“. She then said “sure” and I thought everything was okay. However, about a couple weeks later, my goated friend, Heather (not her real name) texted me asking “hey, are you friends with this girl (Samantha)?”. I reply saying “I mean not friends but we’re doing good”. she then sends me a video that Samantha reposted, the video had the text on screen saying “When you see that one person talking to all your friends even though they made you not want to go to school in the morning”. she then sent a photo of Samantha commenting “I’m breaking my silence, I HATE LIAM” (me). And, id be lying if I said i didnt cry. I was BAWLING, because this was the same girl that at one point was my best friend. But yeah, I needed to vent somewhere.

I'm a relatively new Björk fan (having become one since November 2025) but I have become really fond of all her albums one way or another. So, I apologize if I insult someone for my ranking of Volta or her other albums when I post those. Now, here's my ranking of Volta.

Ranking:

1. Innocence
2. Earth Intruders
3. Declare Independence
4. Wanderlust
5. Pneumonia
6. My Juvenile
7. The Dull Flames of Desire
8. Vertebrae by Vertebrae
9. I See Who You Are
10. Hope