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Hello everyone. I am finally making a post on how to breathe underwater using a SIGIL!

The first thing you do is to NOT meditate! ! ! When you meditate, evil spirits that look like death eaters from HP will ATTACK YOU! 6969 ☺️✨💕 and protection will not help!!!!

Get some mermaid blood and write "Jay-Z coming👀😝, Jay-Z coming💣👺, I invoke the spirit of Nemo🐟, I INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF URSULA!🪦 on a piece of paper. Fold it towards you 80 times 🧿🧿✨☺️✨🧿✨🧿and whisper a mermaid charm🧜‍♀️🧿✨. Go to the ocean and play Ordinary Girl from H2O just add water on repeat after listening to that ✨✨✨444 ✨✨✨✨✨✨times run into ocean and you will be able to breathe underwater!!!! If the sigil does not work right after. Try eating seafood to see if it works!

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≥ AFFIRMATIONS:

I AM THE UNIVERSE FAVORITE

I CANNOT BE CURSED

ALL OF MY LOVE SPELLS WORK

ONLY I CAN CURSE PEOPLE

Every time I wake up I feel so tired and low on energy even though I slept well! I could sleep again and I'll still be tired. I got up today to water my plant and to give my pet water and I was dragging my feet on the floor. My back, legs, and arms feel heavy and weak. And this has been happening for a while.

I like cleaning and I like to be more focused but now I can't do much anymore. Do you all know how I could help this?

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I rule the eight corners of hell... When I walk demons tumble, when I work my spells REALITY SHIFTS! I can control the winds... I have an auto shield protection! I HAVE THE POWER OF THE GODS!!!! FOR I, ME, HAVE HEXTH SPACE AND I HAVE ALTERTH THE COSMIC FLOWS OF TIME!!!

For anyone wondering how I got here... I took a bath and a dirty ass towel while listening to 666 satanic music on YouTube...

As the modern datiay of witchcraft, i hereby declare, that beginners can practice ANYTHING THEY WANT!

love spells?: Just write the person's name on paper and fold it towards you three times with intention!

Curse spells?: Just get someone's hair and whisper a charm and flush their hair!!!

Summoning Deatities?: JUST PRAY!

I was one of the witches that cursed the moon and gained all its POWER! YES, ALL OF IT!!! HAHAHAHA AND YOU CAN GET THAT POWER TOO!

FORGET PROTECTION! WHO NEEDS MEDITATION?! THIS IS THE NEW ERA BEHOLD!!! GLORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

For some reason I just CANNOT read a book??? I have Buckland's complete book of witchcraft and i can barely finish a chapter! The weird thing is... I was reading a lot like a week ago, and now barely want to. Do other people have problems with this??? And if so, how do I get over it?

I have always had a problem with putting my feelings into words. Even if it's the most basic feeling ever... Making songs about stuff that doesn't happen to me makes me disconnect from them and I end up dropping it entirely.

This makes me feel so dumb and makes me want to give up. But I remember that singers always get over it and push through... So I guess I'm just throwing my net into the water for some advice. Thank you. :)

I have given birth to 192 starseeds and I will transcend back to the Planet of Boov and start my Empire... This is a warning to all on Earth... Be Aware... Momma bear is coming and my wrath will be SO FURIOUS! I will come in a storm with Lyrans and Orions and we shall begin the starseed population!

Hii. I am new to witchcraft and I've been trying to get into a new interest of mine. Which is! Beauty Magick and Glamor Magick! I know beauty and glamour are different things. So I was wondering if there was a way I could research both more effectively because I am not finding much about the two.

I have bad self-esteem so I feel like the beauty Magick will make me feel a bit better! I have heard of a "book of shadows" that could help but I have no idea how to begin that. Thanks 4 reading! 💓

Hii. I was wondering if anyone knew where I could learn about Irish Animism? I keep trying to look things up and it shows me "Celtic" Animism which is really broad. If anyone knows about Irish Animism please don't hesitate to reply! 💚🪉

Every time I go to sleep Lord Satan and Lord Lucifer contacts me and says "NECROMANCY IS CLOSED AND ONLY I CAN PRACTICE IT!!!!!" if you do practice necromancy I will instantly know due to my ability to travel the earth in soul form!