▲ 116 r/Dexter

Probably the funniest scene in the series

Dexter has Red tied up

Red: Who are you? The fuck is this?

Dexter: Yes what is this, who are you? That’s usually how it goes.

It’s like Dexter is tired of hearing the same thing over and over and is essentially mocking Red and being like bro have you not seen the other 9 seasons of the show.

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u/Remarkable-Sky6577 — 13 days ago
▲ 6 r/lonely

I live my life in my bed.

I only go out to work and eat. Other than that I lay in my bed and live in my fantasy world of my mind. No judgement from others, lots of time to imagine and create.

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u/Remarkable-Sky6577 — 1 month ago

Women who have been strippers, how do I ask a stripper out? (Not humor)

Please ignore previous posts. I met a stripper, alittle less than a year ago. We clicked pretty good (even if it was fake). I haven’t been back to the club since but I still think about her. How do I ask her out?

I am totally at ease and accepting with her profession. I am also accepting that she has fake feelings for me, but I still would like to try to get one date outside the club even if it goes nowhere and she just wants a free meal. How do I go about approaching in a way that doesn’t sound like all the other 10 dudes who ask her out every night at work?

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u/Remarkable-Sky6577 — 2 months ago

My horrible experience at a strip club

I had a complete nervous breakdown my first time at a strip club

I had a nervous panic attack when I went to a strip club

This was when I was 22. I had absolutely no experience with women, had never approached a woman, had a girlfriend or anything.

I went to this club because I was horny and just really wanted to see what it was like. I had never had a girl show me remotely any interest and I thought they still wouldn’t show me any interest here. I wasn’t looking for them to show me interest, I just wanted to experience the clubs

I paced around for a while and when I went into the club I had alittle bit of nerve racking going. Mind you it was late on a Friday night so there was a lot of people there. This one girl approached me and the idea of a girl approaching me was so surreal that all I did was relentlessly shake. She tried to hug me but I couldn’t move my arms.

I was trying so hard to play along but I was shaking uncontrollably. She tried to be cool about it but it was impossible to ignore or make cool about it. After she initially opened the conversation by being friendly and flirty there was some awkward silence. She eventually asked me if I wanted to go in the back for a dance.

I said sure, but as I tried to reach for my wallet in my pocket my arm wouldn’t even bend it was so shaky. At that point I thought I was gonna break down with how tense I was, then I rushed on out the door. I am 25 now and that still is a fearful experience that haunts me to this day.

It was so embarrassing and humiliating how I attempted to put myself out there and I failed so miserably. I think imma be alone forever.

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u/Remarkable-Sky6577 — 3 months ago
▲ 8 r/lonely

Most of the time I feel like Gollum and want to just run away to the mountains and never talk to anyone again

I’m tired of all the bullies in the world and constant shaming I get everyday. I wish to just spend my days isolated without having to talk to anyone again.

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u/Remarkable-Sky6577 — 3 months ago