Gee, I don’t know, it seems easier to miss a person who isn’t a cheat (or willing to cheat with you) so you won‘t make a crappy sonnet of self pity boo-hoo BS.
Give me a break.
Husband of OP cheats with erotic massage therapist on work trip and tries to blame it on her debt from 10 years ago. Then he threatens to leave earth if she leaves him.
Cheaters are dangerous delusional people. They are rich in their audacity, that’s for sure.
Edit: Someone misunderstood, I am not OP.
change my mind.
I never thought I would post here. Do not read this if you’re eating food or if you easily get nauseous. 🤢
Background: Whenever I eat spicy food, I tend to have the sniffles or a small sneezing fit that can be easily stifled with a napkin and taken care of. My boyfriend tends to cook spicy dishes for dinner and we both enjoy it.
Tonight, we ate spicy pork and vegetables for dinner. We usually dine in the common area of our place in front of the TV. We have a cat who decided to make himself cozy on my lap. We proceed to eat dinner together, watching TV, and at first, the spiciness was mild. I then get to the sauce at the bottom of the bowl, and that was the moment right before all hell broke loose. The sauce was very tasty, as I start dipping the pork and vegetable pieces in it, thinking nothing of it as keep shoveling the food into my mouth.
All of a sudden, I have the uncontrollable urge to sneeze, I manage to stifle the first two violent onslaughts of my sneezing it by attempting to stifle the sneeze, this works until I realize that my nose started oozing with snot after the third and fourth sneeze. I determine that I will need to get up immediately to take care of the mess. This would be no problem if nothing was in my lap, but this time around, our kitty was laying there, and it is kind of a long process to get our cat off of me. For a split second I consider that the nearby napkin that I grasp would stifle more sneezes until I could manage to get our sweet kitty to get out of my lap so I could go to the bathroom to tidy up.
As I held the napkin up to my face, I let out a monster sneeze. I was sure that I cupped my hands onto the napkin, but, it was too little, too late. I hear my boyfriend exclaim in disgust, rightfully so. The projectile liquid contents from my nose bypassed the sides of my cupped hands AND NAPKIN sprayed all over the side of his face, on his left arm, the side of his bowl and the side of the couch. I was absolutely mortified because I usually pride myself in how NEATLY I can stifle my sneezes with a tissue. In that moment, I wish the couch would have swallowed me like that Radiohead music video. Ironically, that commotion was what motivated our cat to leap out of my lap and I was able to use the bathroom to tidy my nose up and wash up (boyfriend also washed up too). Then we sanitized the side of the chair. My boyfriend was a good sport about it for the most part, although I wouldn’t even be mad if he suddenly became a jerk and breaks up with me because he thinks I am disgusting, haha.
Edit: Edited for grammar, my apologies, I typed this up via mobile phone.
tl;dr: After eating spicy food, I had a wet sneezing fit that splattered on my boyfriend in the perfect storm of slight mishaps.
I have been browsing subreddits and I have noticed an increase of stories where a person has damning, incriminating evidence that their significant other has been cheating, and they proceed to KEEP LYING to them, insulting their intelligence. I swear, liars add no value to anything.
Just tell the fucking truth and don’t gaslight them. It isn’t hard. Stop keeping them around like toys, they are HUMAN BEINGS. Maybe, moving forward after they rightfully dump your ass, keep it in your pants the next time you try at a relationship, OH, BUT A BETTER IDEA, JUST BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SO AS TO NOT HURT OTHER PEOPLE. You are risking their health and life. The consequences of your stupid ass actions will ultimately show up on their body.
Just stop fucking lying. I don’t care if anyone thinks this hits close to home for me and I am being too sensitive, blah, blah, horseshit fluff. STOP. FUCKING. LYING. Have some dignity.
I have been browsing subreddits and I have noticed an increase of stories where a person has damning, incriminating evidence that their significant other has been cheating, and they proceed to KEEP LYING to them, insulting their intelligence. I swear, liars add no value to anything.
Just tell the fucking truth and don’t gaslight them. It isn’t hard. Stop keeping them around like toys, they are HUMAN BEINGS. Maybe, moving forward after they rightfully dump your ass, keep it in your pants the next time you try at a relationship, OH, BUT A BETTER IDEA, JUST BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SO AS TO NOT HURT OTHER PEOPLE. You are risking their health and life. The consequences of your stupid ass actions will ultimately show up on their body.
Just stop fucking lying. I don’t care if anyone thinks this hits close to home for me and I am being too sensitive, blah, blah, horseshit fluff. STOP. FUCKING. LYING. Have some dignity.
Edit to add: do not try this at home. Apparently, responding is a way to tell the scammers “My number is active for you to scam me more.” I haven’t seen any more scam attempts just yet, but it’s a good idea to block them and move on.
