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▲ 6 r/haiku

My mother in law came for Sunday dinner last week and I over heard her telling my wife she should leave me

To do the washing up

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u/Rinsetheplates_first — 1 month ago

▲ 4 r/oneliners

I used to follow the football but it didn’t really go anywhere

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u/Rinsetheplates_first — 1 month ago

▲ 6 r/ChildhoodMemories+1 crossposts

What gives you nostalgia?

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u/Rinsetheplates_first — 2 months ago

▲ 6 r/askanything

When you’re driving alone in your car what do you do that you wouldn’t do if you had a passenger?

I often talk to myself, which is pretty normal I guess but I do this weird thing where I pretend I’m a chauffeur and I have a celebrity in the back seat…. I’m very professional in this fantasy, I only speak to them if they speak to me first and I never brake too hard so they won’t spill their champagne 🍾 🚗

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u/Rinsetheplates_first — 2 months ago

▲ 9 r/AskParents

Have any of your children said something that totally freaked you out?

I’m a big horror film fan and whilst I don’t believe in the supernatural I do love stories of creepy unexplained things kids have said! Do you have any stories?

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u/Rinsetheplates_first — 3 months ago

▲ 2 r/FamilyFeud