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▲ 2 r/Shellwood

*Vines writhe around the body of Thorn as she just sits there.

S - So, I.. think that th e vines h - h ave decided to c completely take o v er.

**The vines have burrowed deep into her. The twist and contort as her blood rains*

I. H ave g - given the life th is environment n - needed.

I.. don’t h av e l - long..

*her eye explodes open, newly blooming flowers bursting from her eye socket as Thorn screams*

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u/Seagull_33 — 14 days ago
▲ 3 r/Shellwood

I have become this place’s life support.

Soooooo long story short I planted parasitic vines in my flesh that are leeching off my body and supplying the biome of Shellwood with extra nutrients and energy. Even if it is destroyed, it will grow back quickly at my expense.

Oh and I can’t drink alcohol anymore.. it hurts the plants.

u/Seagull_33 — 19 days ago
▲ 2 r/Shellwood

“To those who proclaim to be in charge of Shellwood now..”

“You aren’t the ruler. I am allowing you to temporarily stay, but I can and will revoke that status. This alliance is only to defeat Duty, and if given a reason I will skewer you without any hesitation.”

- Lady Thorn

*she pulls out her rapier, shining it threateningly towards them*

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u/Seagull_33 — 19 days ago
▲ 10 r/Shellwood

Please stop trying to colonize this place.

I’m asking nicely because the citadel will imprison me if I keep skewering people.

u/Seagull_33 — 21 days ago
▲ 2 r/bettafish

Our Betta is seeming lethargic and bloated, and is staying still for long periods of time. What could be causing this?

He’s around 2 years old, and we know he’s still alive because he will occasionally move to a different place. He’ll usually be at the top or the very bottom.

We noticed that his belly is kinda distended, and that his fins around his belly are stiff. Any possible explanation??

u/Seagull_33 — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/CitadelUnsung

*casually dumps a metric fuckton of poison into the citadel’s water supplies*

Have fun, virgins!

u/Seagull_33 — 2 months ago
▲ 3.0k r/Wellthatsucks

Just learned that the foliage I used for a bouquet is a slow growing and very delicate tree

So here’s a warning to not use Japanese maple. I’m a huge plant nerd but somehow my dumbass forgot..

u/Seagull_33 — 2 months ago