u/SenatorLesterGreen

Philippe is five. Lyle is 45 I guess. Cornelius is pushing 60. Beef/Ray/Teodor/Pat... kind of floating in some arrested state between late 20s and early 40s. But who isn't

I always loved this song, I love downloading it, but I always thought it was so surreal and weird because he's singing how he's a bottle, like wtf, how are you a bottle lol, what are you talking about 😂 So I always thought he was lying in the song. But I uh.... "partied" to it the other day (wink) and maybe this sounds stupid but it's actually something really cool and deep (to ME) - he's saying like how you have to fill up a bottle and if it's empty there's nothing in it, and when he feels bad that's how he FEELS. So it's like he's a bottle and it's a way to describe himself, it's like an extreme adjective

Just thought this was cool, just adds another level to the song you don't even realize at first, it's like he's acting but in a song. I might be a little crazy lol

Carmine says "inclement negative implications" when he means "inherent"

Tony says "inherent fuckin grilling" when he means "inevitable"

How deep does this go?

Legendary hardened hitman died with his soft fat slob son not fit for anything but babysitting an old man. Makes you wonder if there's hope for AJ. He could become a competent murderous criminal who's publicly shot to death in his early 50s too

This line is an interesting litmus test. Some think it's intended as a badass retort from Tony which places the Mafia as the worthy successors of the ancient Romans. Others think it reveals his own ignorance - "you're lookin' at" three fat middle-aged criminal losers in Jersey who consider themselves the new Roman Empire. Obviously one is correct and believing the other makes you look like a fuckin brainless stunad but who's asking?

Popular high school students in 2004 who make snide jokes referencing Beatles songs that everyone gets, can recognize side B of middle-tier Rolling Stones albums and can break into perfect impromptu renditions of the verses of lesser Police songs with multiple friends. Just like we all remember

Vito: Easy. Ignore the guys at the club, get home, call your goomar and tell her to say you were over there if anyone asks. Obviously don't call Sil at 3 AM. When they tell you to come to the Bing, act like you don't know what's going on. When they spill the beans, lose your shit, say the guy owes you money, demand to kill him. If you're lucky the rumor is squashed before Meadow has a chance to open her mouth. All good. Every day is a gift

Bevilaqua: Sadly probably shit out of luck by the time you're tied to a chair. Luckily no one saw the shooting, so maybe you can wriggle your way out of it. Tell Tony Sean picked you up for a job Richie wanted, he wouldn't tell you what it was, suddenly he's driving by and shooting Christopher. Maybe Pussy tries to talk Tony down to save both their asses from participating in a murder, and Tony in his rage-clouded irrational state decides you could be potentially useful against Richie. Immediately you lam it again before Christopher wakes up

Who else can potentially talk themselves out of getting dissolved?

Quick, clean, powerful, feels good to hit, covers the main weakness of blasters. The perfect move. Every move should aspire to be as good as this one. There's not a bad word to say about it. Come and here and give it a good shake of the hand and slap on the ass

Something to ponder. You're gonna tell me you never pondered that?