u/ShortEnd4561

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ants caused taylor swifts downfall

ants as you know the holy species who are in groups pretty secretive and mildly intelligent eat sugar in fact like sugar but taylor swift made the song "sugar" in which the lyric "He calls her "Sugar" 'cause she's the sweetest thing
Oh, she's the best thing he'll ever find". this motivated ants to find her as she is the sweetest thing but indeed she doesnt taste like sugar which disappointed there shi, ants are indeed very disappointed. moreover taylor being an environment terrorist harmed the sugar crops. this gaslighting and destruction made them angry and hence they ate the sugar in her house which made taylors creativity go less according to medium.com an article says lack of sugar intake affects creativity. this leaded to her bullshit new album and her downfall.
amen

u/Key_Work_6858 — 7 days ago

What should I buy/save up for?

I already have :

Flamethrower

Grenade Launcher

Energy pistols

Exogun

Medkit

I don't have : Minigun, Paintball gun, Distortion, Permafrost, Slingshot, Warper, Trowel, Subspace Tripmine, Warpstone

u/ShortEnd4561 — 14 days ago

bro 😭

This guy was sweating so hard while playing against this lvl 41 and still losing 🙏

u/ShortEnd4561 — 14 days ago