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Another day, another brewery posting on social media asking parents to do the bare minimum with their annoying ass kids.

I swear, it's so pathetic that we can't have adult spaces to relax and socialize without some sports-betting obsessed weekend-only custody millennial dad bro showing up with his toddlers in tow, to set them loose throwing rocks and screaming while he pounds a bunch of IPAs and reevaluates his life choices.

I'm sorry you fucked your life up so bad, but stick to your studio apartment or your local park if you can't be bothered to keep an eye on your idiot children.

To quote Michael Jordan, "Fuck dem kids."

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u/SingleMaltStereo — 2 months ago
▲ 253 r/vinyljerk+1 crossposts

It wouldn't be "bring your own vinyl night" at the local brewery without certain classics.

u/SingleMaltStereo — 3 months ago

Closed my epack account today.

Had the last few interesting cards shipped home, changed my password to something I don't know and didn't save, and logged out. I'm done flushing money down the toilet at Upper Deck's casino, if I want to break a box I'll buy them online or at a local card shop from here on out.

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u/SingleMaltStereo — 3 months ago

Would it be a big ask for you people to back the fuck away from the doors so people who get off in New Brunswick can do it without your dumb ass in the doorway?

If that's too much to ask that's fine, I honestly enjoy dropping my shoulder right into some finance bro's navy vest as I step off the train.

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u/SingleMaltStereo — 6 months ago