Edit: When I say dying, I mean it's cracking me up. No idea where it came from, but it's totally cracking me up. Evidently it's from when he was selected to play in the Olympics.
Not super crazy but still exciting! Now I just need to find a value listed for the Flashfire booster blister somewhere.
Still makes me smile whenever I see it.
They still let it connect to download ads and suggestions, and even download the covers for new books, just not the books themselves. No reason I shouldn't be able to still use this other than they don't like that an old device is still fine and want to force purchase of a new one.
You recieve $1000 tax free in the currency and manner of your choosing (direct deposit, cash, gold, etc).
The money shows up every morning, 5 days a week (you choose which 5 days)
You can also choose 1 "day off" from receiving the money every month.
HOWEVER
Every day that you recieve money, everyone you come in contact with that day learns one embarrassing fact about you. This could be something simple, like whenever you sneeze you fart, or something crazier like you had a sexy dream about them, or you secretly think they're annoying.
"Coming in contact with" means you talk with them, pass them on the street, message them, buy something from them, etc.
If you're playing an online game, people on your team, the enemy team, or in the general area of your character count as being in contact.
If you use an AI agent or other automated method for interacting, this still counts as contact.
You CAN use a living intermediary, and whoever they contact on your behalf doesn't learn the embarrassing fact, but your intermediary learns one fact per contact they make for you.
::Edit for clarity:: An embarrassing fact could end up being life changjng. Your spouse finding out you actually think their mom/sister/brother/dad is more attractive than they are, your friends finding out why you actually blow them off, etc. You may be able to shrug off embarrassment, but you can't control how someone else reacts to learning whatever the fact is.
Do you do it?