u/SouthDish7855

Sometimes I want to give Interplay the benefit of the doubt as to why Fallout failed under them as time went on, but then I play their Fallout games and.......

Don't worry, right before I killed the area boss Daisy the Raider, she talked about keeping a couple of my male companions as slave studs and riding them. Truly top tier writing and game design Interplay.

EDIT: You know what, to be fair, she also had a magazine specifically made for women, it's not the regular black cat magazine from 1 and 2, its called the Purring Kitty

EDIT EDIT: pls dont take this to seriously its just meant for kicks. Im playing Fallout BOS next, and am personally excited for the mutant guard pissing scene. Truely Fallout at its peak I assure you

After 9/11, M#rio M#rio began conquesting Sarasaland as a single-handed forgin military proxy in the interest of Princess Daisy and her genocidal cabinet. This not only led to great suffering for my people, but allowed Wario Wario to take power within my home country. M#rio M#rio then not only tripped the explosives that destroyed the national mushroom castle during the January 4th insurrection on the castle, but also allowed Wario Wario to leave unharmed. He left along with the entire National Treasurey, so that he could return with a Wario Land 2, A more financially insulated country than the last. This is why I, dear reader, hate M#rio M#rio. Glory to the Bean Bean Kingdom.

(Based on https://youtube.com/@thorstudiosbr7?si=84p6IcHM\_cjML3EP work. Check him out)

I am not crazy..... I know those notes matched! I knew it was the Fire Emblem GBA opening intro chapter sting, one after you enter your name, birth month, and gender and press OK; as if I could ever mistake it. Never. Never! I just — I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that genius producer at the studio to distort the synth.

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That opening hit! Are you telling me that a synth just happens to sound exactly like the Fire Emblem "A Girl From the Plains" sting? NO! He orchestrated it! Tyler!

He put a Fire Emblem GBA startup note into “IGOR’S THEME”!! And I listened to it! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own playlist! What was I thinking?

He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since Sandwitches, always the same! Couldn’t keep dramatic synths out of the intro tracks! “But not our Tyler! Couldn’t be precious Tyler!” Stealing me blind with nostalgic GBA sounds!

And HE gets to be a music genius? What a sick joke!! I should’ve stopped listening when I had the chance!

And you — you have to hear it too! You—you........