What is the funniest interaction in 2018

I think this one might be number one

u/Stormmistic — 2 days ago

Ranking the most ridiculous lines in the series

I'm ranking on how ridiculous it sounds and the delivery

Yeah i know there is more but most are just Leon being a jackass, and I don't feel like searching for those or redownloading them off stream and recording

The Big Cheese:

1: We got Richard Aikens' famous ouch. You could say it's a poorly delivered tier, but it's more than poorly delivered; it's worse than reading something in a monotone voice. It's so funny I just gotta laugh each time.

  1. Wesker's "I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men." This line is ridiculous, sounds like he's shy while trying to take Chris out on a date, it's his hips that sell the line.

  2. "Oh My God!" Barry sounds like Wario holding back a fart, Barry Gjerde (Barrys voice actor, yes, they had someone named Barry voice Barry 😭) has the strangest lines in this game.

  3. "Wow, what a mansion!" Another funny delivery by Wesker; it's so off-putting considering they saw one of their comrades and potentially another one of their comrades missing and maybe dead. You can tell Wesker's pretending to be shocked "Totally haven't been here before!"

  4. "The big cheese" This one is probably one of my favourite interactions in the franchise. I got another moment in here from this interaction, but this one is iconic.

  5. "Go jump on a dildo boss." Yeah, this line by Moira is weird, strange, but also funny as shit. It's just so unexpected; genuinely i get she's an emo, but wtf is this line 😂

  6. "Bitch can't even swim." It's funny because strange and unexcepted.

  7. EDIT: only_72_hours told me it's the "It might be handy if YOU the master of unlocking take it with you"

Jill sandwich tier:

  1. Jill sandwich
  2. "It's a weapon! It's really powerful, especially against living things!" Another barry thing, yeah most of the time barry isn't even talking to jill, this him straight up talking YOU the PLAYER with how these are delivered.

3**."All the foxy ladies love my accent"** this is just comical, whole city full of zombies and a nemesis but apparently Carlos is too focused on a date.

  1. "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" Leon you smartass you were in a life or death scenario.

  2. "No thanks....Bro!" He sounds like a surfer.

  3. "Hasta Luego." This guy, Leon, is always a smartass in RE4, which is why I love him in this. The way he delivers the line is just really funny to me.

Ridiculous in the scenario:

  1. "Get off my back, old man!" Another ridiculous damn line by Leon
  2. "Man, why doesn't anyone listen to me!" Once again, in a death trap zombie city, and he's out here hitting a pose talking about some "man why doesn't anyone listen to me!"
  3. "Miss that raccoon city hospitality." In the town where all his ptsd came from. And he's still being a smartass.
  4. "If we're going to die, then we should get to choose when it happens." It's funny because he get's bitch slapped after.
  5. "And don't call me little girl." Rebecca your on a death train; get the hell outta there.
  6. "You've got a smoke?" "Got Gum" He just freed him and instead of exchanging important info they are just casually talking and i love it.
  7. "Somethings telling he's not a cop." Now is not the time, Leon; now is not the damn time to be a smartass!

Well, there's more on the tierlist, but there is only so much i can say about cheesy one-liners.

u/Stormmistic — 1 month ago
▲ 0 r/nds

The online game market, compared to in-person, is ridiculous (Any cheap sites?)

Why is mario64 ds so expensive but in person at my local store cost 10 bucks, seriously i don't like having to drive an hour for a game, and normally id give in and get an r4 but no thanks, i already done that type of thing for the 3ds and for once i wanna keep things authentic any advise please i beg you guys my wallet needs it

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u/Stormmistic — 2 months ago

Resident evil is the best example of why shorter games work better then longer ones

Now there is nothing wrong with wanting 50 hour video games, would you rather have a watered down cola you can barely taste or just a regular can of coke but it’s sightly smaller.

Now unless your dehydrated or on a diet a normal person would take the regular coke now replace that analogy with a 12 hour game with puzzles and good gameplay vs a 40 hour openworld.

For me personally resident evil is one of the best examples on why short videogames work, the gameplay is self contained, you gain more weapons as it goes on, you deal with harder enemies and such and in resident evil games there’s always a different approach to a fight either running off or dealing with it.

Compare that to a open world, off a random example red dead redemption 2, i love this games visuals and story but that’s all red dead and most open world games have (except you elden ring i love you ❤️) and it doesn’t have to be an open world. The last of us 2 has great gunplay but since it’s super long it’s quickly repetitive.

Now compare all of this to a resident evil or a short game like the greek saga god of war games(really love the norse games though), they’re all self contained stories with gameplay that doesn’t get repetitive

Well what about the issues? Well since the game is short so is the story being built with each game making a narrative take years over games but really that’s my only issue.

u/Stormmistic — 2 months ago

Funny glitch happened

I didn't do a finisher on him and somehow he didn't die before the cutscene so he was still alive when phase 2 happened so i had to fight 2 of them

(Its zoomed in because I didn't bother fixing my obs)

u/Stormmistic — 2 months ago

Alright guys it's time to accept the truth

Half life 3 is not releasing ever, valve does NOT care, the hopium ran out 12 years ago.

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u/Stormmistic — 2 months ago
▲ 11 r/wii

The strange hobby of buying used Wiis

Now i am not some scalper buying to sell these, no Im buying these to see whatever the previous owner did, what they played etc etc.

Now where I’m from, Wiis are common loot you could get one for 5 bucks with the wires and a wiimote, like if I had to rank consoles on how rare they are

Xbox 360 - most common(ridiculously common)
Wii - somewhat common
ps3 - uncommon

Now I still have my own original Wii from release day and one day I sat down and looked at the history of what we did playing and spending time with it, really interesting to the point I wanted to see what history other wiis had and the thrift store had stacks of them along with Wii boards.

The first one I bought was sorta bland other then the fact it had just dance 4 disc in. seems the people who bought it mostly played games like deca sports, Wii sports, resorts, and just dance 3 and 4, the owners played for a short bit before never turning it on again, the second Wii I found was hacked with homebrew to play Mario kart again, i could tell you bout the third one but im too lazy to plug it in,

I have given some of the Wiis I bought for free cause, it’s a Wii, I’d have to pay people to take it here because they probably have their own. If I could I would give some to some people here but shipping and such.

If anyone is reading this and doesn’t have a Wii, just go to 4 thrift stores, 2 outta 4 times youll see 1 or 2 there,

PS. Don’t buy wiiboards they suck and most Wii boards at thrift stores are hella corroded

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u/Stormmistic — 3 months ago
▲ 103 r/zelda

[OOT3d] Can a 5 year old beat OOT3d before 2027?

I saw someone else do this a while ago so l thought itd be funny if she attempted this since she kept taking the 2ds anyway,
On the first day she learns things like
Pick up a rock and pressing A for interaction, by the end of the play session which was around 30ish minutes We got the sword and shield

On day 2 she got started on the Deku tree which other then the boss fight was easy

On day 3 we started the boss fight which was frustrating to her so for this fight she controlled the buttons and I controlled the move circle and after a lil while we beat the boss

On day 4(today) she made it to hyrules town, she had trouble getting for castle because 3d spaces are really hard to navigate (obviously) but we made it to the castle and picked up the egg and waked up Malons dad.

I was gonna include a video but didn't for privacy reasons and also too much work lol,

If she can beat this game her reward is either the entire 2ds itself or a toy of her choosing

Small update: I'll make a progress update when she makes any large progression, like a dungeon or story beat

u/Stormmistic — 3 months ago

I was making a 16:9 avatar fan made remaster (this an example I made a while ago) I thought it would be pretty fun but turns out, this is way too time consuming, taking me around 10-30 minutes on a frame depending on how hard or Easy it is, so you could say this a small call for help but is anyone down to help me out lol either with advise or joining up.

After getting them to 16:9 I was planing to upscale them similar to how the first avatar fan remaster did, I’m just a passionate lil young dude that wants to hear some thoughts (if do wanna join dm me I’ll reply in a few minutes or hours)

Of course results are perfect so I made
Some mistakes in this example (the cloud is too
Damn long 😭 and other stuff)

u/Stormmistic — 4 months ago
▲ 17 r/dbz

Tenkaichi TAG TEAM needs more glaze, this game was on a PSP running really well, not only that but the graphics are almost comparable to Tenkaichi 3, i like it more actually. Tenkaichi 3 has mouth movements but like the shaded look on these tag team models, the story is also pretty impressive for a PSP game, gameplay wise it has about everything from Tenkaichi 3, even fusions and patora fusing. The only thing lacking is the character roster, but it has everyone important anyway, end of my small yap session but i love this game

u/Stormmistic — 4 months ago