Accessibility text: a metal slide that starts as two separate slides. One is labeled breastfed and the other labeled formula fed, there is a child at the top of each slide. As the slide continues the two slides converge and at the bottom of they become one slide. The bottom of the slide is labeled Eating McDonald's French fries off the floor of the car.
It's me in my recliner chair with cat tree to the right and a basket of booms on the left. And the windows behind and curtain.
Oops upside down. But I live it. Artist is 9
Hey dad,
I just had to cut you off because you chose my pedophile mother over me and your grandkids.
I need a dad who will call me his son proudly.
Can anyone say this to me because my own father refuses to.
Thanks
The freshly minted 4 year old(her birthday was a few days ago) that is my progeny came to both of us and said these words. And it was simultaneously disgusting and hilarious.
My spouse has a strong gag reflex and wasn't able to help so I did. I feel so bad for 4 year old because her tummy clearly hurts and we were trying to hide our snickers as she told us.
Five dollar chair! Need to replace my couch which I cannot get up off of easily anymore. Went to the ReStore and this gem was waiting for me. Gonna hit it with an upholstery cleaner so it shines. But so stoked! Looks like the furniture from my university 🤪