▲ 19 r/Jokes
Because of my sweet tooth I decided to have a threesome with 2 men.
Ben & Jerry. It was like a chocolate fudge brownie dream come true!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 14 hours ago
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r/SeriesSaga r/nba r/FamilyFeud r/askteddit r/heat r/no r/dadjokes r/movies r/CharlotteHornets r/Jokes r/cleandadjokes r/news r/mildlyinfuriating r/allthequestions r/RantingZone r/AskReddit
▲ 61 r/no
Do you use a bar of soap when you shower or take a bath?
reddit.comu/TastyPoopKnife — 15 hours ago
▲ 20 r/no
Have you broken the fart barrier with your girlfriend / wife?
Have they reciprocated?
u/TastyPoopKnife — 1 day ago
▲ 58 r/no
Do you put down the seat and lid before you flush a poop to avoid the plume?
reddit.comu/TastyPoopKnife — 3 days ago
▲ 22 r/dadjokes
Why can’t you keep bagel lovers in jail?
Because they eat the lox!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 6 days ago
▲ 79 r/no
Have you ever peed in the ocean?
Edit: TIL many people have taken the next step and also pooped in the ocean. I’m on the fence - do I applaud this or be appalled by this???!!!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 6 days ago
▲ 96 r/heat
Duncan come back to the 305
Looks like Duncan will get waived by the Pistons and he fits back in as a perfect piece again with the Heat as a rotation player off the bench or as a spot starter. He would be great on a min contract. Come back home DR, we need you!!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 6 days ago
▲ 20 r/no
Would you swim in the ocean if the water temperature is 70 degrees or less?
reddit.comu/TastyPoopKnife — 7 days ago
What’s going on in Charlotte? The FO is making shrewd and bold moves setting the team up for success a now while also laying the groundwork for future continued success.
Charlotte? Yes, the Hornets are to be taken seriously! How easy it would have been to ride the success of last year and run it back. Turning LaMelo into solid players and big time draft assets was smart business and now turning former poison Miles Bridges into good vets and actually gaining and not losing assets in the deal is remarkable. I’m no Hornets fan but you have to give credit where credit is due.
u/TastyPoopKnife — 8 days ago
▲ 0 r/dadjokes
Why did the hot girl break up with her bull boyfriend?
She found his personality was goring!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 8 days ago
▲ 71 r/dadjokes
A man was found angrily screaming in the anti-perspirant aisle at Walmart
He was in the middle of a deodor-rant!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 8 days ago
▲ 283 r/dadjokes
Told my urologist that I was peeing 3 times a night and asked what could be done
A finger insert later he said, “urine trouble”
u/TastyPoopKnife — 10 days ago
▲ 22 r/no
Do you go to sleep at 10:00 or earlier?
Edit: 11:07 now and going to sleep. Nite Reddit!
Edit 2: Saturday 6:00 AM & up. Good morning!
u/TastyPoopKnife — 10 days ago
▲ 15 r/allthequestions
I know this didn’t happen overnight and everything has gone up in price, but why is breakfast so out of control expensive now?
Used to be a quick cheap meal in the morning right. Went to breakfast this morning at First Watch. Food was good as always. We both had coffee. I had a breakfast sandwich and my wife had an egg white omelette. $40!!
I say in my Allen Iverson voice: Breakfast? We talking bout breakfast?
u/TastyPoopKnife — 10 days ago
▲ 105 r/news
Texas Becomes the First State to Mandate Students Read the Bible in Public School
theguardian.comu/TastyPoopKnife — 10 days ago