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Tonight's Encounter with the Missionaries
As others have noted, the missionaries have grown increasingly aggressive in their tactics, particularly here in Salt Lake, barking at people from across parking lots and lawns, asking about random children's ages before commenting on how cute they are, it's gotten a bit alarming. I usually just go full silent treatment and ignore them completely. But the last couple of encounters (including tonight), I tried a different tactic, and I've been a bit surprised by the results.
Tonight while heading out for a dog walk, I saw the Elders posting up on the next door neighbor's doorstep, as if they were waiting for an appointment, they looked at me, I said, 'Hi, guys', which one of the Elders took as an invitation to wind sprint down the sidewalk where he promptly asked me what sort of relationship are you in? (Very weird) But before he even got the question out, I was waving him off and said, 'Trust me, I'm not someone you want to talk to, I've been where you guys are.' And the Elder asked, 'You served a mission?' And I said, 'I sure did, but I'm an apostate now.' The Elder said 'Have a nice night' and flipped a 180 to hustle back to his companion.
A similar thing happened a couple of months ago, missionaries approached outside, I said 'No way, been there, done that' and they immediately left me the hell alone. Telling them you're an apostate is apparently their new Kryptonite.
I would legit drop mad stacks at the Coffee World Gift Shop
What is a 'Mormon menage'?
James Ellroy's historical novel, The Enchanters, takes place during the summer of 1962 with the main character investigating the death of Marilyn Monroe. He speculates that the Kennedys had Marilyn Monroe killed and writes:
'Their motive? To quash "rampant rumors" of her liaisons with John and Robert and their plans to establish a "Mormon menage" at the president's Camp David retreat.'
I've never come across this particular term before and was wondering if it was just a general reference to polygamy or if it meant something different in 1962.
Gracie Bell is Really Digging the Lavender Bush
She smells so good right now.
Need suggestions for a moving company that will haul our stuff from Salt Lake to Denver
We are moving from Salt Lake to Denver next month and don't want to mess with a U-Haul. Three Bedrooms, two bathrooms' worth of furniture and items, the biggest item being the king mattress with split box frame. Can any of you knowledgeable folks on Reddit recommend a dependable company that will move our stuff for us? I'm not asking for a quote, just moving company suggestions.
I Used to Cover Indie Movies for a Horror Website and Don't Know What to Do With My Bin of Sloppy Screeners
I reviewed movies for a horror website from 2006-2011 and ended up receiving literally hundreds of indie screeners in little envelopes to review. They've been hanging out in this bin in the closet for the past 15 years, but I'm about to move, and I don't know if they're worth keeping. Any advice from seasoned collectors?
Just Finished this Magnificent Bastard of a Game
139 Hours, all played with the Only Some option in Shared Content selected
Cons: Without others contributing, it was too difficult to establish the zipline network I loved in DS. I was compelled to get the mines up and running and focus on Pavelayers the first half of the game and Tracklayers in the back half.
Pros: The sense of isolation and immersion was glorious. I would very occasionally see a random bridge or generator from another porter, but about 95% of the structures were my own. This allowed me to memorize the map based on my own selected routes, eschewing the neon clutter that jerks you out of the game. I ignored the roads to the outer settlements, choosing instead to mark my path with dozens of Glowposts and filling orders by night on a Coffin Board. It was truly surreal and incredibly rewarding.
I realize the DS games aren't for everybody, but personally I've never had a better gaming experience in my life. Thank you, Hideo.
Freed up a bunch of shelf space for Kojima ball caps and Aloy coffee mugs
100 physical stores planned in India alone. That's wild.
Advice on how to handle the 'fatty mass' in my pug's shoulder
I have a four-year-old pug named Gracie Bell. About 18 months ago, the vet noticed a lump in her shoulder we had somehow overlooked. It was quickly diagnosed as non-cancerous, a fatty lipid deposit, so the vet attempted to remove it surgically. It turns out the deposit was embedded in shoulder tissue and the surgeon was unable to remove it. The vet said to keep an eye on Gracie's mobility over the next few months, and while she is as spry and playful as ever, the fatty deposit has spread down toward her paw the last few months. At this point my vet seems stymied, and I'd like to reach out to the dog community to ask for possible solutions.