My wife and I purchased the new LifeModel gynoid maid to help around the house.

"I love your wife so much," 3M1LY stood over me with a large knife, eyes glowing red in the darkened room, "and you are in the way."

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 — 20 hours ago

"We've consummated our union," I held my wife's hand while staring daggers at the village chief, "She can't be a virgin sacrifice anymore."

He shook his head, "The unborn child in her womb will serve as a greater offering to the goddess of harvest."

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 — 3 days ago

Working the graveyard shift, I would occasionally see a black dog out of the corner of my eye, but nothing was there when I turned to look, so I assumed it was sleep deprivation.

Until, that is, I felt a set of heavy jaws clamp onto my leg, shaking it violently, but when I looked there was nothing there, even as I bled from the crescent shaped bite on my calf.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 — 5 days ago

The Real Ghostbusters reverse marathon

So I have the first three Time Life sets that were released for The Real Ghostbusters and I just had a radical idea. What if I watched the series in reverse order? That way the acting and storytelling will get progressively better.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 — 11 days ago

We watched the video log as the crew, one by one, wordlessly entered the airlock without any protective gear and opened the external hatch.

The final log entry read, "The waters of Aqualia have joined with us, and it wants to go home."

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 — 14 days ago