New All Time Low
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New All Time Low

We all know the Buffalo Bills are cringe as fuck. Always have been. Highlight of their franchise is losing four straight Super Bowls. Won the AFC East five straight years in a row this decade with a great QB, and did absolutely nothing with it… no AFC titles, and of course, no Lombardi trophies. Even as a formidable opponent in recent years, they are still a joke. This is known.

But something about these past few days just feels like an all time low. Their safety essentially calling Chism a practice squad guy (he’s always been a rostered player, he was just undrafted like 25% of the league) but was really just mad because a short white boy dusted them. The flop from Josh Allen during the game. Honestly couldn’t be more embarrassing. That’s your guy? I know Brady had moments where he tried to milk the refs for a quick 15 yards, but never anything this damn egregious. The whole franchise looks like whiny bitches to the entire league.

And I love it. Keep being the absolute horseshit losers you are Buffalo. The whole league loves watching you be you. Enjoy your crappy stadium. We’ll be back next year to piss all over it again.

u/TheClownKid — 9 days ago
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Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

u/ElonMusksQueef — 3 months ago

Hilarious Shift Meeting

Saucier told a server that she cannot under any circumstances flash the BoH again during service. I had no idea a server took her breasts out yesterday, but it checks out. That girl is a loose cannon.

When I say the line cooks got upset by saucier saying this… it was full on Mutiny on the Bounty. Never before has the right to see willingly displayed breasts been so eloquently defended by such broken English. I genuinely had to go laugh in the walk in for a minute about how genuinely upset these grown men were because someone told a woman to stop show them her tits.

Guarantee that I’m going to have to remind at least half the FoH about the specials.

And for the record, I heard she did it during opening. No where near rush, so I’m good with it. Saucier making a big deal out of nothing and messing with team, when this server is probably going to be gone by September.

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u/TheClownKid — 4 months ago