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In Ratatouille (2007) the rats survive going through the dishwasher. Meaning it does not properly get up to 165°F and needs to have a service ticket put in.

u/boxesandcereal — 4 days ago

Someone forgot that dough rises...

Someone tossed a bunch of pizza dough into the trash and then left it overnight for me to deal with in the morning

u/johnnytwoboobs — 3 days ago

Tired of these 20 year olds on the aux

As a 33 year old who's been in the industry for roughly 17 years now and has a wide spectrum of music tastes...I'm so sick of these 20 year olds that listen to the most TRASH mumble whiney dickmouth rap and call it good, it sounds like pure garbage and it ruins my mood for the whole night

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u/Appropriate_Toe6074 — 3 days ago

Held my buddy's peeler for ransom.

I used to accidently bring my friends peeler home with me whenever I borrowed it for service. One day I decided to drive 2 hours to the cost for these pictures and mailed him this.

u/Feisty-Shallot681 — 4 days ago
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Throwback to the bagel shop owner being dumb

The back story here is that our large immersion blender broke so one of the owners got the bright idea that we could save time by cracking and blending our eggs for the egg patties all in step! "Just filter it through a shinwa"

This place was a few jobs ago and every time I need a little pick me up I find this video on my phone.

Edit: okay "chinois". It's a word I've only heard spoken, my b. My degree is in art not culinary or French

u/mycodyke — 4 days ago
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Chefs - what dish would you ask a potential new recruit to your brigade to cook, and why?

27 years in the business working in 1, 2 and 3* places . Always fascinating to see what people are asked to cook to show their skills (when required). I always ask for an omelette? Any other favourites?

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u/jezbikes1 — 4 days ago

Why cant I have days off!

First two are what I came into for the banquet lunch that day, set the day before...

Last two are what I quickly added because others dont seem to understand garnish or colour if you arent watching their every move.

(They had twice the amount of people to set for this banquet the day before and I also had to set and work another banquet but refused to send out their ugly platters.)

(Also I know mine arent beautiful or anything but I felt a lot better sending them out after giving them that extra time and presentation)

u/JCambly — 3 days ago

Little Sunday cleaning

This cooler table sits right next to our fryers which is why it was so gross in the before. Trying to get the whole place in better shape in general.

Also anybody know why rinsing griddle with vinegar after cleaning is leaving these brownish streaks? Some people here had suggested I use vinegar post clean to give it more of a shine but seems like every time I do it looks like that, worse than when I rinse with just water for some reason.

u/fuckmicahman — 3 days ago

Alright, I need the best harmless pranks and games y'all played with each other

I'm talking asking someone to grab a board stretcher or a screw sharpener, that kind of thing.

I worked at a place that had a very deep culture of trying to put as much plastic silverware, usually spoons, in people's pockets before they noticed. I myself got at least 7 or 8 in a couple peoples pockets. Cooks were obviously easier cause of the pants.

Then I took it to a new restaurant that I worked at and unknowingly started an enormous fucking culture shift that ended in HR telling us that people had to be able to opt out of the spoon game.

I'd be waiting tables and at some point reach into a part of my apron to find like 10 God damn spoons. The students became the fucking masters.

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u/Money-Banana-8674 — 4 days ago

Getting called out

You ever call someone out infront of everyone because they arent following safe food handling and and you tried to talk to them in private but it didn't work?

Well I did, did it during the middle of the day while the morning guys were getting ready to leave and the night guys were just coming in. This guy is supposed to be a supervisor so I hold him to higher standards. When I called him out he was quiet and walking around like a dog with his tail between his legs the rest of the shift.

2 weeks later and today he tried to do the same to me. Our beef gravy mix we get says to add to cold water and warm it up, well i was making our turkey gravy today that says to add to boiling water. When he sees me add the gravy mix to the boiling water he starts haulering about it asking what the instructions on the gravy say. He was so embaressed when I read them and showed him and those who were listening and cared. (In his defense he rarely used the turkey gravy, i do as i am in charge of banquets, he only uses in during Oct, Nov, and December when we have leftovers and give them turkey for a sandwich special)

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u/JCambly — 3 days ago

Penalty rates

I recently did 3 years on a working holiday visa in Australia and worked as a cook in cafes and restaurants. Over there they apply a penalty rate on Saturdays and Sundays where you get paid more hourly. Saturdays was a slight increase and Sundays was a substantial increase. Now that I am back in Canada it feels kinda shit that I constantly work weekends and dont see any extra money. What are the chances something like this ever gets integrated?

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u/Deckard494 — 3 days ago

what's the wildest (or stupidest) thing you've ever seen a manager do?

i'll go first-- i work in a nursing home kitchen, and one of our exit doors is unfortunately easily accessible by confused elderly folk, and it also happens to be very close to our grill station. as i was helping a newer coworker empty the fryer filter, our night manager casually strolled over and started putting new oil in the fryer-- before we finished cleaning it and while the filtration was open, spilling oil all over the floor.

i genuinely just stood in shock because this manager never cooks and doesn't know how to use any of our equipment, so i'm genuinely confused as to why she decided this was the moment to jump in. now me and coworker have to immediately clean up the oil before it makes its way to the high-traffic exit door and some poor old person's walker goes flying, and our manager just laughs off her little "oopsie."

this is the same manager who showed up at a coworkers house at 4 in the morning to find out why they weren't working that breakfast shift (a day they had asked off for months in advance).

what are some of your best (or worst) manager stories?

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u/popguise — 4 days ago

Going rate on a pineapple turkey?

Saw this at a wedding and thought of you fine people with your ramps it took me a little while to identify this creature as a turkey but the fan of tomatoes as feathers makes me believe this is a turkey

u/prodah_kiir — 3 days ago