Lost my phone and wallet on vacation, Universal themepark
Yesterday, I was at Universal Studios theme park. They said "keep your bag by your feet". I verbalized "wait, that's stupid, this is a high-speed roller coaster. Can't I put it on the side or something?" They said no. I complied. Guess what flew out of my bag? My phone. With the wallet attatchment that has my ID and debit card.
They made me wait the entire day. 12 hours at the theme park. Just to say they couldn't find it. They reassured me "we have a special team that comes at midnight, we'll email you by morning". I check my email on my laptop. Nothing. I called them with the hotel phone. Not found somehow. I check the location on Google. Still at the theme park.
Now I'm at the airport. Orlando to Seattle. My plane leaves in 7 hours. I have absolutely nothing but my expired passport, this (brand new) laptop, and some merchendise. I have no idea how I'm gonna buy food or even get home. I can't access ANYTHING. I log into any single financial app or account on my laptop and on every single one of them - "verify with phone!" Im gonna be hanging out at the airport for the next 7 hours. It's the only thing I can even do.
This is such BS. Screw Universal. Their movies are crap anyway. "Guys look, the little funny yellow kid said 'BANANA!' for the 26th time! Pure comedy!" The Harry Potter movies are a joke.
Anyway, I'm gonna land in Seattle where my car sits in the parking garage. I live 3 hours from Seattle. I have no clue how I'm gonna drive home. I can't pay for a night at a hotel because I don't have any access to anything financial at all.
TL;DR: My phone fell out of my bag during a roller coaster. It's a wallet-phone with everything. I have to fly home today without an ID or debit card or anything but the laptop I'm typing this with.