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Hello juniors! Since I've got absolutely nothing to do, I decided to help some of you guys out. Feel free to ask any questions below.

asking for a friend

agar maanlo first year me jaake mai second/third year ki ladki ko approach karu jake and like aise hamari baat chalne lag gayi acchi khasi situationship types, toh seniors aake gaand todenge kya?

Hi everyone, I know absolutely nothing about guitars. I've been wanting to get one for a while now. I would love some mid-range guitar suggestions for a beginner. What factors should I consider while comparing options?

Thanks.

ek ka naam tha Alkane, dusre ka naam Arene.

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fir ek din they decided to meet up, and ek dusre ko dekhne ke baad the first thing they said was

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HALOALKANE HALOARENE (hello alkane hello arene)

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stay tuned for more hilarious चुटकुले 😂😂😂😂

I'm (26tard) considering depc for my first year. I need around 8.5 CGPA for depc into MnC, and 9.1-9.2 CGPA for depc into CSE. How difficult is it to maintain that CGPA?

Hi everyone, I'm currently getting IITR CSE as per mock round. But I was also considering a different possibility. I've currently got IITD MnC Dual below IITR CSE. As per my rank, I can easily get IITD MnC Dual. So if I keep IITD MnC Dual above IITR CSE, that means I'm basically sacrificing IITR CSE.

If I get IITD MnC Dual at the end of the 5th round, I could maintain my CGPA in college and then at the end of 1st year, by depc, I could get IITD CSE or IITD MnC.

I know a senior who's done the same thing at IITD (MnC Dual to MnC 4 year), and his rank (two years ago) was very close to mine, so it's not very impossible. He told me that the cutoff for depc into CSE is like 9.1-9.2 (obc), and then the cutoff should be even lower for MnC 4 year course.

I don't really know how difficult it is to maintain that CGPA needed for depc. Can someone help me out here?

Hi everyone, I'm currently getting IITR CSE as per mock round. But I was also considering a different possibility. I've currently got IITD MnC Dual below IITR CSE. As per my rank, I can easily get IITD MnC Dual. So if I keep IITD MnC Dual above IITR CSE, that means I'm basically sacrificing IITR CSE.

If I get IITD MnC Dual at the end of the 5th round, I could maintain my CGPA in college and then at the end of 1st year, by depc, I could get IITD CSE or IITD MnC.

I know a senior who's done the same thing at IITD (MnC Dual to MnC 4 year), and his rank (two years ago) was very close to mine, so it's not very impossible. He told me that the cutoff for depc into CSE is like 9.1-9.2 (obc), and then the cutoff should be even lower for MnC 4 year course.

I don't really know how difficult it is to maintain that CGPA needed for depc. Can someone help me out here?

Hello everyone, as per my rank in JEE Advanced and 2025 JoSAA closing ranks, I've shortlisted a few colleges and branches. Please help me figure out which one's gonna be the best for me by giving me an honest feedback and pros and cons of the courses.

I'm currently considering IITD MnC, IITD CSE Dual Degree, and IITKGP CSE/IITR CSE. I'll get IITR CSE definitely, IITKGP CSE is doubtful. IITD CSE Dual Degree does seem a bit far fetched, but over the past 5-6 years, I've observed that the closing rank keeps increasing. Also with the inauguration of BTech courses at IISc Bangalore, I'm hoping that the closing ranks might go higher.

Currently my inclination is more towards both the IITD courses as compared to IITKGP and IITR. My current order is

1. IITD MnC
2. IITD CSE Dual Degree
3. IITKGP CSE
4. IITR CSE

However I'm not very sure about this. Please help me sort this massive dilemma out. Also, what parameters should I be considering to choose the appropriate field for me? (like median package, my interest in the field, college infrastructure, college brand value in the market etc)

Hello everyone, as per my rank in JEE Advanced and 2025 JoSAA closing ranks, I've shortlisted a few colleges and branches. Please help me figure out which one's gonna be the best for me by giving me an honest feedback and pros and cons of the courses.

I'm currently considering IITD MnC, IITD CSE Dual Degree, and IITKGP CSE/IITR CSE. I'll get IITR CSE definitely, IITKGP CSE is doubtful. IITD CSE Dual Degree does seem a bit far fetched, but over the past 5-6 years, I've observed that the closing rank keeps increasing. Also with the inauguration of BTech courses at IISc Bangalore, I'm hoping that the closing ranks might go higher.

Currently my inclination is more towards both the IITD courses as compared to IITKGP and IITR. My current order is

1. IITD MnC
2. IITD CSE Dual Degree
3. IITKGP CSE
4. IITR CSE

However I'm not very sure about this. Please help me sort this massive dilemma out. Also, what parameters should I be considering to choose the appropriate field for me? (like median package, my interest in the field, college infrastructure, college brand value in the market etc)

Hello everyone, as per my rank in JEE Advanced and 2025 JoSAA closing ranks, I've shortlisted a few colleges and branches. Please help me figure out which one's gonna be the best for me by giving me an honest feedback and pros and cons of the courses.

I'm currently considering IITD MnC, IITD CSE Dual Degree, and IITKGP CSE/IITR CSE. I'll get IITR CSE definitely, IITKGP CSE is doubtful. IITD CSE Dual Degree does seem a bit far fetched, but over the past 5-6 years, I've observed that the closing rank keeps increasing. Also with the inauguration of BTech courses at IISc Bangalore, I'm hoping that the closing ranks might go higher.

Currently my inclination is more towards both the IITD courses as compared to IITKGP and IITR. My current order is

1. IITD MnC
2. IITD CSE Dual Degree
3. IITKGP CSE
4. IITR CSE

However I'm not very sure about this. Please help me sort this massive dilemma out. Also, what parameters should I be considering to choose the appropriate field for me? (like median package, my interest in the field, college infrastructure, college brand value in the market etc)

Hello everyone, I needed honest feedback and pros and cons of IITD MnC and IITD CSE Dual Degree. As per my JEE Advanced Rank and 2025 JoSAA closing ranks, IITD MnC seems very probable, but IITD CSE Dual Degree seems a bit difficult to get into, but I've observed that the closing ranks of IITD CSE Dual Degree have been increasing with every year, and then I'm guessing with the inauguration of BTech courses at IISc Bangalore, the closing rank might go higher and I might get IITD CSE Dual Degree.

Please help me sort this massive dilemma out. Also what parameters should I consider to choose the appropriate branch for me? (like median package, my interest in the field etc)

Also on a side note, as per my rank, I could get 4 year CSE course at IITR (for sure) or IITKGP (a bit doubtful), but I'm more inclined towards IITD MnC and IITD CSE Dual Degree. Is it a wise decision or nah?

1. because mujhe lena hai (too much competition)

2. IITD me baddies nahi hai.

3. MnC me placements badhiya lagti hai but money and greed is the root of all evil 😤

4. MnC me maths hoti hai. very difficult. not recommended 

5. MnC me computing hoti hai toh koi accha sa high end laptop chahiye hoga. too much kharcha, not worth it.

6. delhi = pollution = bad for your lungs 

7. IITD = IIT DISGUSTING 🔥🔥

Hi everyone, I(17M) am skinny as fuck. I'm a little below 6 feet, and I weigh around 50 kgs. I've done little to no physical activity over the last 4 years because of JEE and shit, but now that I'm done with those, I need a diet and exercise plan. I understand that I need to gain some weight before I hit the gym. I was planning on bulking up over the next 2-2.5 months, and then join the gym when I start college (end of July). Please help me out and suggest some foods that could help me with bulking and physical activities that I should do during these 2-2.5 months as well.

Thank You.