u/Usual-Emu5618

I’ve just began season 1, on episode 8. these are my views of each of the housewives.

bree - control freak. seems like a really nice person but really wants to live the picture of ‘the perfect american family’, nice house, husband that works, 2 well behaved kids & home cooked meals everyday. she was so focused on what others thought of her that she forgot about her own family.
gabrielle - i don’t know if im saying i like her because she’s eva longoria, or because of the tiktok videos of her in later seasons. but she’s honestly what a lot of women go through (apart from sleeping with an underage boy, couldn’t they just have made her sleep with a gardener?), they loved their husbands in the beginning, and the love is still there, but they get bored and caught between the lifestyle they have and the lifestyle they want. i genuinely think she loves carlos, or else she wouldn’t still be with him. she could go back to modelling anytime she wanted. also, dealing with THAT mother in law, i couldn’t.
lynette - probably my fav, she’s so overworked and so overlooked by her husband. i feel so bad that she’s questioning if she even deserves her kids, when she clearly needs help with them. her kids love her, and she loves them, but sometimes i want to crawl through the screen and tie them up together & put them in the attic. i loved 3 moments from them though : when the lady kept grabbing her and the boys yelled ‘leave my mommy alone’ then they went and bit her and pushed her, then they all immediately ran to the car & had their seatbelts on. another was when she tried to give them the ADD medication and they all hid underneath the table, and another was when they were watching her and tom dance. seriously though, tom is a horrible husband. lynette has to deal with the struggling, tom comes every once in a while and receives all the love.
susan - so rubbish. such a bad parent, her daughter is raising her. and she’s a perfect example of a parent that is too much of a friend with their kid. there’s no line drawn between what they speak about. she’s my least favourite “housewife”.

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sorry kill me, but jasmine & kav are just as bad as eachother.
it was clear everything with jas & lorenzo’s “affair”, they agreed that they would couple back up with eachother if anything happened, and the flirty comments. (not hating tho because i was team jas & lorenzo until i stopped liking her.) the only difference in casa is jas did her dirty work through priya, kav just did it straight up. yes all the comments he made weren’t right at all but yeah, everything they’ve done to eachother since they coupled up, add it all together, jas & kav are equal.

simba is actually not well, he’s a joke. and i just wanna say i knew something was wrong about him because no man can be that good looking & not have any flaws. constant blasphemy & gaslighting, ‘you’re the girl i prayed to God for’, ‘i’m just trying to be the best simba i can be for you’, ‘the only reason i’m here is because of God and you’, thank God Angelista & Mara humbled and detained this drama queen.

but angelista, it’s time for you to leave the show. the only reason she’s still clinging onto simba is because she knows no one else in the villa fancies her. she’ll go, she’s still loved by the public, and she may even bag a footballer as she’s done before. i don’t see influencer in her, she seems very lowkey.

mica has to be one of the most sly two faced girls i have ever met. jasmine is the sheep farmer & mica is a sheep, always copying whatever jasmine has to say. she plays face to angelista & priya about simba and samraj, then acts like she’s not involved talking about ‘i’m sorry, i love you, you’re my girls’. you clearly don’t since you did all that and didn’t even try speaking to them once about it. and i hate that people just let her get away with it because she seems like a sweet girl, she is SMART and CALCULATED.

jasmine aswell, she’s very well articulated so she can sometimes get away with stuff in previous episodes.

lola is a bird. an absolute bird. the way she spoke to julia and the way she acted when sean’s movie night was shown, honestly just go back to your nest. she’s giving the vibes of that if her man does something wrong she’ll blame the girl.

but yeah, honestly, kick everyone out & let ellie & finley win the show.