u/V-TriggerMachine
Helaena if she stays in a room with Alicent and Rhaenyra for another five seconds
Suicide for too much cringe
She said "the heart and spirit of a king". Never said of which king
Alicent and Helaena could have escaped the city thanks to this simple trick
The Septa disguse, 100% success rate
"I may appear to have the weak and feeble body of a cripple, but I possess the heart and spirit of a king. Also I don't fucking cry"
As an hater of incestuous aliens, blood magickers and tyrants, you know the rest... HOTD is actually not that bad
The only good dragon...
Is this how you treat your best ally, Cersei?
Gigantic monstrous boar saved her life, Cersei took his😭
Which Jojen suffered the worst fate?
Explosive fire ball or Jojen paste?
The night is dark and full of PEEEEEETYR!
I guess PEEEETYR got some xp from his brothels
The kings of Westeros when they found out Aegon I declared war on them after an argument with Argillac
Might be the worst casus belli ever
"Argilac wanted to make me marry his daughter, I will kill all of you now"
I would let Maggy the Frog suck my finger everyday
Both versions actually
[Spoilers Main] What are some example of plot convenience in the series?
I can think about two occasions
Wex surviving the burning of Winterfell and managing to follow Rickon and Osha to find out where they are going
Robert getting killed by a legendary super swine right after Ned finds out about Cersei and Jaime
Any other examples?
Are all fat men in Asoiaf untrustworthy?
Illyrio and Varys: 20 years plan to put their guy on the throne, used Viserys and Daenerys for their plans
Wyman Manderly: Pretends to be allied with the Freys while eating them
Aegon IV: enough said
Robert Baratheon: drunk king father of 16 bastards
Sam Tarly: can you just not let the 102 years old man stand in the rain to get sick? It's basic common sense
GRRM: The books that were promised
Elia Martell according to Rhaegar's apologists
Somehow I doubt Elia was fine with getting cucked
What was written in the letter sent by Dorne to Aegon?
"Princess Deria placed in his hands a private letter from her father, Prince Nymor. Aegon read it upon the Iron Throne, and men say that when he rose, his hand was bleeding, so hard had he clenched it. He burned the letter and departed immediately on Balerion's back for Dragonstone. When he returned the next morning, he agreed to the peace and signed a treaty to that effect.
What the letter contained, none know to this day, though many have speculated. Did Nymor reveal that Rhaenys lived still, broken and mutilated, and that he would end her suffering if Aegon ended hostilities? Was the letter ensorceled? Did he threaten to take all the wealth of Dorne to hire the Faceless Men to kill Aegon's young son and heir, Aenys? These questions shall never be answered, it seems"
Was it a "Yo mama so fat" joke? A draw of a middle finger? A DNA test reveling that he was not the father of Aenys?
The Faceless men threat is interesting and makes them look like an absolute menace if they managed to scare the Conqueror but the "We captured Rhaenys and we have been torturing her for years in the most despicable ways" is even more interesting