▲ 824 r/HOTDGreens+1 crossposts

Helaena if she stays in a room with Alicent and Rhaenyra for another five seconds

Suicide for too much cringe

u/TheDragonOfOldtown — 1 day ago
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Alicent and Helaena could have escaped the city thanks to this simple trick

The Septa disguse, 100% success rate

u/V-TriggerMachine — 7 days ago
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"I may appear to have the weak and feeble body of a cripple, but I possess the heart and spirit of a king. Also I don't fucking cry"

u/V-TriggerMachine — 7 days ago

As an hater of incestuous aliens, blood magickers and tyrants, you know the rest... HOTD is actually not that bad

The only good dragon...

u/V-TriggerMachine — 10 days ago

Is this how you treat your best ally, Cersei?

Gigantic monstrous boar saved her life, Cersei took his😭

u/V-TriggerMachine — 15 days ago
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The kings of Westeros when they found out Aegon I declared war on them after an argument with Argillac

Might be the worst casus belli ever

"Argilac wanted to make me marry his daughter, I will kill all of you now"

u/V-TriggerMachine — 25 days ago
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[Spoilers Main] What are some example of plot convenience in the series?

I can think about two occasions

Wex surviving the burning of Winterfell and managing to follow Rickon and Osha to find out where they are going

Robert getting killed by a legendary super swine right after Ned finds out about Cersei and Jaime

Any other examples?

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u/V-TriggerMachine — 27 days ago
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Are all fat men in Asoiaf untrustworthy?

Illyrio and Varys: 20 years plan to put their guy on the throne, used Viserys and Daenerys for their plans

Wyman Manderly: Pretends to be allied with the Freys while eating them

Aegon IV: enough said

Robert Baratheon: drunk king father of 16 bastards

Sam Tarly: can you just not let the 102 years old man stand in the rain to get sick? It's basic common sense

GRRM: The books that were promised

u/V-TriggerMachine — 1 month ago
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Elia Martell according to Rhaegar's apologists

Somehow I doubt Elia was fine with getting cucked

u/V-TriggerMachine — 1 month ago
▲ 296 r/freefolk

What was written in the letter sent by Dorne to Aegon?

"Princess Deria placed in his hands a private letter from her father, Prince Nymor. Aegon read it upon the Iron Throne, and men say that when he rose, his hand was bleeding, so hard had he clenched it. He burned the letter and departed immediately on Balerion's back for Dragonstone. When he returned the next morning, he agreed to the peace and signed a treaty to that effect.

What the letter contained, none know to this day, though many have speculated. Did Nymor reveal that Rhaenys lived still, broken and mutilated, and that he would end her suffering if Aegon ended hostilities? Was the letter ensorceled? Did he threaten to take all the wealth of Dorne to hire the Faceless Men to kill Aegon's young son and heir, Aenys? These questions shall never be answered, it seems"

Was it a "Yo mama so fat" joke? A draw of a middle finger? A DNA test reveling that he was not the father of Aenys?

The Faceless men threat is interesting and makes them look like an absolute menace if they managed to scare the Conqueror but the "We captured Rhaenys and we have been torturing her for years in the most despicable ways" is even more interesting

u/V-TriggerMachine — 1 month ago