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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME! I still have no idea what I am doing wrong, the hypocritical mods aren't bothering to send emails or anything. ​

I hope the live action remake bombs

I hope the live action remake bombs

For me its 2 movies with three visits because one was a rewatch

1. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (April 18, 2026 and again May 17, 2026)

2. Masters of the Universe (June 20, 2026)

I have tickets for The Mandalorian and Grogu (still playing at my theater), Toy Story 5 and Minions & Monsters. I am hoping I enjoy them.

There is a clear ceiling for toddler-aimed films. Paw Patrol hit a ceiling around 200M and the second one is rated PG and was 3D animated with is way better for box office results.

If this one is 2D that automatically places a low ceiling. And if its rated G? That'll harm the box office even more. In today's market you CAN'T have that doing such big numbers, unless your name is Pixar, but even they have ditched the G rating at this point.

Sure, there's a niche fan base of adults who would watch this kind of thing, but they aren't carrying it to a billion. And the young children who want to see the movie? Their parents will wait for Disney+

Even if the movie lands, at best I think it'll release in like 3000 theaters, gross 100M worldwide, and then do giant numbers on streaming. And I think a number like 40M worldwide is far more likely, making it a moderate box office success because the budget will be low, but not a billion dollar movie like I've seen people bullishly predict. The theatrical market does not support giant numbers for this kind of film.

(Edit: forgot to add "in 2026")

Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie will debut behind Spider-Man: Brand New Day's 3rd weekend and possibly the other dinosaur movie, The End of Oak Street

Coyote vs Acme will debut behind Spider-Man: Brand New Day's 5th weekend, Insidious: Out of the Further's 2nd weekend, and The Dog Stars.

Forgotten Island will debut behind Resident Evil's 2nd weekend

The Cat in the Hat will debut behind Godzilla Minus Zero

Hexed will debut behind The Hunger Games: Sunrise of the Reaping's 2nd weekend

The Angry Birds Movie 3 will debut behind Avengers: Doomsday's 2nd weekend, Dune 3's 2nd weekend, and Jumanji: Open World

Overall, this next couple of months isn't looking very well for family films.

1. Avengers: Secret Wars (1.622B)

2. Frozen III (1.304B)

3. The Batman (926M)

4. Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (812M)

5. A Minecraft Movie: Squared (766M)

6. Shrek 5 (588M)

7. Godzilla x Kong: Supernova (562M)

8. Superman: Man of Tomorrow (544M)

9. Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (502M)

10. Star Wars: Starfighter (494M)

This slate looks really disappointing.

They have to be shills for DC and Disney or something because I haven't even broke any of the 15 rules. I haven't said anything offensive

For no reason. Probably because I criticized bad horror movies

It depends on release date and competition, but I think it would outgross the first film and make 500-550M

Philadelphia dips. Onion flavor. Approximately 150-200g. What to do

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People need to get a fawking grip. Nothing we do is natural. Neither veggies nor meat. So why continue to cause suffering? Pinheads will say "but humans are omnivorrrrrr" so what? That just means we can eat plants and meat. We have a choice. Choose the better option doofus. A wolf hunts because they are wild animals that have no choice unlike humans who have MODERN CONVIENCES. There's 8 billion people and somehow we just believe that its natural and normal for all of that meat to be produced? What the eff? And imagine if someone treated a dog the way pigs are treated on farms, instant outrage. Heck, even if someone bougnt "ethically sourced free range" dog meat (whatever the fawk that means) there would be an outrage. Not for pig though. Or cow. Or chicken. Those are the "bad" animals. WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE. Meat also uses an ungodly amount of water and the people who shit themselves over ai are the same people who eat meat! DOUBLE-U TEE EFF.