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Crazy to think a year ago this was big Bill
Back then we just called him Billy
You want to torture mosquitoes? Buy a Venus flytrap
Now just to clarify, getting a venus fly trap NOT a method get rid of mosquitoes., the capture process is often too slow to really put a dent in the mosquito population so if you want the mosquitoes actually gone, ,, there's other methods to do it have you require happy just a TV solution for m if you want your mosquitoes to die a slow,, painful / stressful death, you know, whatever negative feeling substitutes for pain in insects., here's why it's so effective
in additional drinking blood, mosquitoes will alsodrink nectar from flowers. Venus fly traps produce a nectar on the inside of the leaves that .mwill attract any mosquitoes in the area right into the open jaws. Once it lands and starts to drink the nectar,, the potential mosquito will browse around different parts of the plant looking for more nectar., inevitably it will brush against some trigger hairs on the inside of the trap.
If the mosquito brushes them twice in a time frame of 20 to 30 seconds, the Jaws will snap shut, now here's where a torture part comes in, my favorite part
A lot of people don't know that one of Venus flytrap jails a bug it's not a little shop of horror scenario where the plant instantly snaps up the bug and scafves it down, this is not what happens., when a beauty supply trap first closes shut m the walls inside are still roomy and they're still gaps in between the leaves. This is because if it catches a bug that's too small or something that's not edible like a piece of leaf or a raindrop, it doesn't want to waste energy trying to digest something, not edible so it will open in 12 to 24 hours
However the mosquito it's not a raindrop. And the plant needs multiple triggers of those hairs on the inside to confirm that what it caught is actually edible. A panic and mosquito does this confirmation perfectly
The mosquito will run , round inside the trap, buzz,c and try to squeeze through the bars., which causes the plant to seal up for digestion.m this process takes about 30 minutes to an hour., the mosquito will be spending 30 minutes to an hour and a room that is slowly closing in
To add insult to injury, mosquitoes have a high flicker fusion frequency. They process information much faster than we do so today I'm the world appears to move in slow motion
Eventually the plant will have formed an airtight seal,, the mosquito will be pressed so tight that it won't be able to move,, and there is no oxygen to breathe in there. And the digestion process is really slow so it'll be just stuck there waiting for the trap to fill up with acid
Tl/dr, you hate mosquitoes, buy yourself a fly trap. All they need is distilled water and full sun, and you get to watch mosquitoes, also flies. slowly crushed, suffocated and digested alive.
And in about 5 to 10 days the plant will open up c to reveal the masterpiece
I guess being eaten really brings out the dance moves in ya
I like big frogs and I can not lie
I grew in for about two and a half years
The crickets were cast into the primordial inner workings of big Bill,, a dark, acidic chamber where there will be weeping and gnashing of mandibles
DAE think raw meat lookmdelicious,
Now obviously m I wouldn't start munching down down on a piece of fully raw steak or a raw chicken, mBut for some reason to me,, it just look good,, usually beef and chicken.m like when I look at the chicken inside the packaging c before it's cooked my mouth just start to water a little.m it's the pinkness, the freshness, the moistness,, description sounds you get when you mix it.
Eggs in most forms are disgusting
First of all when I say eggs., I ain't talking about things like cookies. Cake etc,, in that case it's mixed in real good. So you don't notice it, but most forms of eggs people eat you know scrambled eggs, deviled eggs, hard boiled eggs, omelets etc, nasty.
It's not about the taste for me it's more about what the eggs look like when they're cooked when you have to crack them open when making a cake for example
Yeah, why the hell would anybody willingly eat a big ass glob of congealed yellow slime surrounded by a Halo of .What used to look like clear snot, let that high temperatures until it turns rubbery
Good reminder of why y'all gotta make sure your buddies are getting their vitamin A in
For those who don't know,, or are planning to get a frog, a frog can get a condition called short tongue syndrome. Don't get it twisted, this don't mean the tongue get shorter, it means the cells That's supposed to produce that non-Newtonian mucus start to get tdy and crusty,,, like my ex. Squamous metaplasia
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A frog will launch that tongue out and pimp slap the bug, you know the usual amphibian protocol for things with six legs, or 8. The only problem now is that it will not stick. The frog gets no food and the bug runs away and starts going to church every Sunday because it probably thought it just got hit with a miracle from God.
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Now courtesy of the fact that it's a vitamin A deficiency that causes this, if you catch it early, you can fix it with a few bugs dusted with repashy vitamin A Plus.
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However if left untreated it just gets worse. If it goes unnoticed for way too long, it can get to the point where the frog can't eat food at all no more and you have to get a vet to actually inject vitamin A into them
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Tldr, put some RVAP on your frogs crickets and roaches every once in awhile, the tongues will thank you
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I'm always hoping these things bust open and start leaking under Bill's jaw pressure, they never do
Don't run, if Jay has to chase you, it's really gonna be a bad day
Big bill has a new roommate Jason Darkling
B a few weeks ago,, I Was giving Bill some superworms. One of them buried down into the dirt and ended up going through metamorphosis.
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Guess he's now just part of the cleanup crew on frogstein Island