Lemonparty is the first podcast I’ve ever listened to that made pure racism and vitriolic hate unfunny

Tired of people saying Ben sucks. It honestly takes an insane amount of dedication and skill to have a platform where you can say literally anything you want without any repercussions and still be the least funny hack on the internet. Can we give this fat piece of shit a huge round of applause? No props to Devan or Jace though.

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u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 19 days ago

Rewriting The Bible

You gotta think about it like this. Moses parted the Red Sea. Read, see? Seen it in the Bible. Scene: Split it in two. I cut my dick in half. Seen the pussy print through his jeans. Release of pheromones. Pharoah. Moans. The womb is a tomb. Hormones. Whore. Moans. Seen the pussy print through the jeans. Genes. Genetic sequence. See, Quince? That’s my brother. He got the best dope around town. A. Round. Live munitions. Loaded like a bitch on GHB dripping semen from her pretty little cunt…. See, man? Ambushed by the cops. Am, bush. God made himself known to Moses through a burning bush. I set my pubic hairs on fire. Moses parted the Red Sea. Adam split his dick into two, ribbed for her pleasure. From man came womb man. Seen the pussy print through her jeans. Quince got shot. I cut his dick in half.

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u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 23 days ago

Quitting weed

I’ve smoked for most of my adult life but it was always at a level that was probably “socially” acceptable, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s nonstop. I don’t drink or do anything else, but I managed to go through 14 grams in a week. I don’t even enjoy it anymore, it’s just something I need to do.

I’ve got like .5g left and when I finish it I’m stopping for the foreseeable future. I’m dreading the next two weeks but it’s going to feel good being free from it.

Cool pic I took the other day in the comments

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u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 27 days ago
▲ 152 r/MurderBryan+1 crossposts

Weird find for me

Found 37 tins of shisha in a middle school dumpster of all places. Expiration is 2023 but tobacco doesn't exactly go bad

u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 1 month ago

i’m eating dudes caca

i’m eating dudes caca, what a wonderful phrase

i’m eating dudes caca, it ain’t no passing craze

it means no women for the rest of your days

it’s our pussy free philosophy

i’m eating dudes caca!

u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 2 months ago

At what age does being attracted to Persona girls make me a creep

I’m 47 years old and just started up another Persona 5 Royal play through and my go to romance option is Futaba but I’m starting to feel like it’s not normal anymore. Is 50 the cut off age?

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u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 2 months ago

There was a lot of new energy in the room tonight, and some of it was just so Rainbow Rhythms, and some of it was just so not Rainbow Rhythms.

u/VolcelWraithFromHell — 3 months ago