Have to teach elementary music but I can't play any instruments. Help!

Have to teach elementary music but I can't play any instruments. Help!

I'm a prep time teacher and usually teach visual arts, but this year I've been assigned music for grades 5-8. I can't play any instruments, and I can't sing to save my life. (As in I make LaToya Jackson sound like Janet.)

The francophone curriculum (I teach in a French school) calls for various instruments to be included in the Fundamental Principles, as shown in the photo.

I don't have a clue what half of this stuff even means, and I certainly can't play any instruments. Thr fundamental principles call for wind instruments. Advice needed!

u/Wanderer015 — 2 months ago
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How quickly have you finished courses? I'm on track to finish one in a couple of weeks but I don't want to get accused of cheating.

I am a teacher and therefore not working for the summer and I have lots of time on my hands. So I'm able to finish a course in a couple of weeks, but I worry about being accused of using AI or paying someone to take the course, which of course I'd never do.

Thoughts?

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u/Wanderer015 — 2 months ago
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How are the Senior Geography and History teachable AQs at OISE?

Lots of work? Are they interesting? Practical? Etc.

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u/Wanderer015 — 3 months ago
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Thoughts on GEOG 3991-Global Climate Change and Regional Impacts

Has anyone taken it? How are the assignments? Readings? Marking? Etc.

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u/Wanderer015 — 3 months ago

Most vile/offensive things ever said on the show?

My take (in no particular order):

-Boston Rob bashing the Rotus after tribe swap.

-Pretty much everything Colton said about Bill, Christina and Leif

-Courtney saying Denise didn't deserve the million because she sucks at life. (I can't believe she didn't take more flack for that.)

-Boston Rob's "Naaasty" comment about Patricia

-Corrine's FTC speech to Sugar.

-Half of the reactions to Jenna M quitting (When Boston Rob is the most tactful, you know you've gone too far.)

-Everyone on Chapera's reaction to Sue quitting except Alicia and Amber. (Considering how cold Alicia had been a few days prior about Jenna's quit, the fact that she was the most tactful is telling.)

-Alicia's comment comparing her special ed students to a tribemate that she claimed had an IQ of zero. (Still not sure how she avoided getting fired over that.)

-Dan and Will's comments towards Shirin.

What did I miss?

Edit: Forgot "I'll hit her so hard that damn leg'll fly off."

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u/Wanderer015 — 3 months ago
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What's it like living in Somalia?

How is it living, working, raising a family, etc in a country with a long war that's still going on? How do people stay safe?

Is it really as dangerous as the media says? I'!ve read that travellers there are at high risk of dying. Is it true? And does anyone actually travel there?

!

What do people do for fun there? Etc.

u/Wanderer015 — 3 months ago

Does anyone actually do show and tell?

It seems like a staple on almost every kid's show, so I always wondered why none of my teachers actually did it.

Is it something people actually do in schools, or only on TV? (Perhaps it's an easy way to advance the plot using child characters instead of the adults.)

Or perhaps it's something only popular in the USA since that's where most of put TV shows come from.

I'm considering doing it next year, but wonder if perhaps there's a reason people don't that I'm not aware of.

Thoughts?

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u/Wanderer015 — 3 months ago

Has anyone in this group actually visited North Korea?

How did you get in? What was it like? Was it what it seems to be in the media? Were you scared? Etc.

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u/Wanderer015 — 3 months ago

What kind of raise can we expect this time around?

I know it's impossible to say for sure but what do you think? I have some financial decisions to make in the next year and I doubt the contracts will be settled by then but what kind of retro pay might come our way eventually?

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u/Wanderer015 — 4 months ago

Are Ozzy, Mike W and Andy the only bisexual males in Survivor history?

I remember reading that Varner was but he's since said he's full on gay. So is it only those three?

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u/Wanderer015 — 4 months ago

What do guidance counsellors and coop teachers do on a daily basis?

I have both quals but still don't actually know what I would be doing all day.

I know guidance counsellors help with course selection snd college/uni applications, and arrange for postsecondairy institutions to make presentations, but what about the rest of the year?

As for coop, what's involved other than finding places for students to do them and arranging transportation? Safely presentations perhaps?

*I am not trying to imply that these teachers do nothing. I know they work. Just curious what that work actually involves.

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u/Wanderer015 — 5 months ago

Driving from Barrie to London. Is it scary?

How bad is the driving to/in London? I've been to Waterloo. Is it similar?

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u/Wanderer015 — 5 months ago

How to summatively evaluate typing and cursive penmanship with a marking grid for older grades?

What kinds of criteria do you use, besides "Proper finger placement" and "Letters are neat"? How do you do KU, T, Comm, and Apllication?

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u/Wanderer015 — 5 months ago

Which is more work: Elementary or high school?

Assuming that you don't have a schedule of all phys ed or something, which level is more work? I'm tempted to say elementary since high school teachers get way more prep time but curious what others think.

If you've taught high school, which subjects?

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u/Wanderer015 — 5 months ago

How much do you make if you retire after hitting your 85 factor and sub 50 days per year?

How does it compare to your pay at the end of your career?

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u/Wanderer015 — 5 months ago