u/Wemetintheair

Look, if you're going to show a presentation about decriminalizing feet, then to be logically consistent you have to show me feet on demand. Like there should be a Prime Video X-Ray button except it removes the comedian's shoes so you can see all ten of their lil' piggies, whenever you want. Anything less than this is intellectually dishonest and, frankly, theft of my membership dollars.

EDIT: Oh wait, I watched Smartypants for thirty more seconds and I guess the point about people like me being creeps makes sense. Carry on then

Okay but not really Zac and not really ruined and not really new and not really David Wain and not really movie. I was reading Jane Eyre and my cat threw up in my lap. Also this was 180 years ago and I’m a ghost now. Anyway, that Brontë bitch can write so check her out, I’m sure she has a long productive career in store

Look, I used to LOVE Game Changer back when it was just Sam hitting Brennan in the shins with a bat over and over, or when Sam put Grant's face in a toilet, or when Sam said Sam Says. I would give ANYTHING for Sam to tell me what to do.

When the players unionized in Do I Hear $1?, my eye twitched a little. When Ally spent all Sam's money by flying to New York City, I started sweating. When that Rulette bullshit happened, I laughed nervously. When Brennan did Samalamadingdong, I had to take nitroglycerin for six months but I thought it was REALLY funny. But now, for some reason, it HAS TO STOP. Hitting the pinatas? FUCK YOU.

If they don't have an episode this season where the players have no free will and it's basically Sam reading a bedtime story to three straitjacketed contestants, I will consider this show cooked. Contestants ruin the funny game by doing unexpected things, and I assume those things are only left in the edit because the Final Cut Pro license key expired and they were physically unable to cut them out

For a company that claims to celebrate diversity and has a 24/7 channel that mostly plays episodes of Dirty Laundry featuring Tumblr celebrities, it seems like Dropout is missing a huge opportunity to attract new viewers. What about a Game Changer where they just play soccer? Or a Parlor Room where they just play soccer? Or an episode of VIP where Vic interviews a soccer fan? These seem like really obvious ideas

Howdy-do,

I got bored of Whirlwinding and built a Death Blow barbarian with Selig neck and Endurant Faith charm. I'm very, very durable, and I can comfortably smash my way through Torment 10, but killing things in Torment 12 takes way too long. Looking for advice on damage synergies, paragon board attachment points and glyphs, etc to squeeze some more damage performance out of the setup. I'm willing to answer any questions about current build state as well!