She served me so well and had so much life left in her. I always joked about how she wanted to be a sports car. Turns out she’s a freaking tank. She saved my life, and I will forever be appreciative of that.
The binder clip used to hold up the rear bumper held on, at least.
R.I.P. the best beater car a girl could have 💔
sorry, Luis.
I saw them parked outside of Cane’s and thought they looked weird, especially with the roof racks.
I paid my rent two weeks early, when I didn’t have a balance due, and I guess my calculations were off by 55¢. I checked my portal this morning and saw I had a $119.40 late fee…because of the missed two quarters and a nickel.
I called to have them remove it, but my god, they don’t play around with these fees 😭😭😭
I only made it to the hotel 30 minutes ago lol, how am I supposed to manage the next few days? 😭
if so cute, why so menacing?
This is one of the funniest screenshots I have. Just came across it and thought I’d share.
I was going absolutely ham trying to extract all the ones I could find, and this fucker came out of the infinite abyss that my tonsils apparently are. No idea where it was hiding, but I’m confident this is the one I was tasting at the back of my throat the past couple of weeks 🤮 Not pictured are about 10 more tiny ones that were unleashed from the dam before this.
I’m currently trying to quit smoking mostly in part because of these things.
Overheard in a gas station as I was checking out.
Guy 1: So what did the wife think of your new car?
Guy 2: …she called me white trash.