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'Demetri O'Neal Thomas, 45, is charged with four counts of aggravated assault against a public servant and three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to police.'

https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/north-wayside-houston-shooting-suspect-charged/285-ac366e9e-cb76-4ef8-8ec2-87508e4a5c62

I had just posted it and deleted cuz I forgot to add the link for the story. Shit is crazy

Go Spidey!

https://people.com/man-in-spider-man-costume-pushes-man-wheelchair-across-busy-highway-12026420

cock blocker (noun)
KAHK BLOK-er

1. A male chicken (cock) that intentionally stands in or blocks a roadway to allow his chicks to cross safely, often preventing traffic from passing until they are out of danger.

Example sentences:

• The cock blocker stood in the middle of the lane while his chicks hurried safely to the other side.
• Drivers patiently waited as the fearless cock blocker made sure every chick crossed the road before stepping aside.
• The farm's resident cock blocker took his job seriously, stopping traffic whenever his family needed to cross.