I cannot believe we're coming up on a year of him being out and STILL we have fucking skin breathing photosynthetic pond scum who drop four faints and eat through insurance meals on the FIRST FUCKING STAGE

HOW are you fucking HR200+ and still havent figured out how to dodge his lasers, STILL havent figured out how to avoid the big slams, STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SUPERMAN DIVE IF ANYTHING ELSE, STILL ARENT SLOTTING IN FIRE RES AT MINIMUM, NOT USING FIRE WEAPONS AND JUST WASTING 20 MINUTES OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING TIME, MY HOPES, MY DREAMS, MY OWN LIFESPAN, AND MY LUCKY VOUCHERS JUST TO ENSURE I CONTINUE MY 5+ STREAK OF FAILING HIM BECAUSE RANDOMS DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME??!?!?? ALLAH??? GOD?? YAHWEH??? SHIVA??? ANY ONE OF YOU PLEASE GO BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD AND ENSURE THESE FUCKING APEMEN WHO EAT THROUGH THE PARTY'S CARTS LIKE A TERMITE THROUGH AN ALBANIAN MANS WOODEN BUNGALOW KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CONTROLLER WHILE ALSO KEEPING THEIR EYES OPEN!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!

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u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 20 days ago

the music sync that makes you make triumphant caveman noises

the sound i made when i this shit happened was enough to boil all the water in a two block radius

u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 2 months ago

HE CAN JUST SURPRISE APPEAR????

I knew Collector could just pop out, and I've already accidentally used his Shrine and gotten a whole party killed unknowingly but WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE JUST FUCKING APPEARS

u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 2 months ago

Reynauld, utter madman, eats like 5-6 deathblows, dodges 2 of them, eats a stun while continuing to refuse to die, misses an attack, and still manages to bring down a Fulminating Prophet by himself after around almost 14 moves of nonstop abuse

I'm at a loss for words. I've never seen such an insane set of circumstances in this game before, I've only got 18 hours so maybe stuff like this is fairly common. But holy shit. Absolute lunatic stared down the man who prophesised his death at least 10 odd times in repetition and decided to just ignore it.

The Hellion dying after becoming courageous and being crushed by ceiling debris might have just granted him the last of her hamon or some shit, I don't know what the odds are of being on Death's Door for every single attack, and succeeding 5 successive 79% Death's Door resists on top of two 15% Dodge odds, someone else who knows math could probably grant some insight here. But either way. Unreal.

u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 2 months ago
▲ 150 r/Warframe

[spoiler] GODDAMNIT I'm so pissed I didn't know Eleanor would like my Dad joke 😭😭😭😭😭

>!I got the "Hi Drifter, I'm Upset" convo and didn't choose the dumb dad joke even THOUGH that absolutely would be my response, and I went through this whole conversation and didn't like any of the dialogue options because I feel like they wouldn't work and decided to check the wiki for the alternative dialogue options. I am genuinely so mad I didn't pick it for fear of it not being received well I'm gonna break my monitor I swear!<

u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 3 months ago

First, 1000 Point List thoughts??

This is gonna be my first 1000 point list, I own everything but the Barge, Chronomancer and Spyder and am dead-set on buying another 10 warriors (which I do not have currently). So essentially what I'm asking is are those three named units (Barge, Chronomancer and Spyder) good or going to be decent in 11th?

I'm not asking if they're meta, more just serviceable, because I'm buying most models based on whether I think they're cool or look cohesive within the army, and atm these three are speaking to me the most. Otherwise I have like 265pts of space left to work with.

Image is mainly for visual reference, actual list is:

Characters

1x Overlord w/ Tachyon Arrow + 1x Chronomancer

Battleline

20x Warriors w/ Reapers

Infantry

5x Lychguard w/ Warscythes

3x Skorpekh Destroyers

Mounted

1x Lokhust Heavy Destroyer w/ Gauss Destructor

Swarm

6x Scarab Swarms

Vehicles

1x Doomstalker

1x Annihilation Barge

1x Canoptek Spyder w/ Particle Beamers and/or Gloom Prism

u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 5 months ago
▲ 32 r/Monash

Completely academically paralysed and I've been missing most of my assignments, how can I fix it and what will be the impact of failing one or more units

I'm a first year, I've been diagnosed with ADHD and Autism for a while now and I'm in a complete academic slump. I'm not doing anything particularly difficult and the mostly history related stuff I'm doing SHOULD be my forte but I completely lack any motivation and get unbelievably anxious, to the point I can barely start work before giving up. I just need advice here, maybe I might just not be cut out for higher education despite getting good grades in school, maybe there's some other problem, but I just don't know man, this feels like way too much to deal with myself here

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u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 5 months ago

Wilds DLC Wishlist because the bandwagon has some really comfy seats

I saw a similar post and wanted to weigh in on it because speculation is fun. Obviously a lot of these are there because I can't put conceptual original designs on here, obviously I'd prefer if they added proportionally more original designs, however if I'm being fully honest some of these are non negotiable because I like them so much. For example:

- Goss Harag, when I first played Rise he was one of the standout fights and he just fits so WELL into Wilds with his design. I just love him, one of the best monsters Rise added and there's so much they could do. Have a reclusive Forest variant that uses shaped weapons made from trees like Benkei the warrior monk, a Plains subspecies that uses fulgurite blades, etc.

- Quite frankly I don't want Rajang or Jho in another installment. They, like Zinogre, seriously need some time off because YES I do like them, but if I seriously had to pick an invader (just one, we don't need an Iceborne repeat where everyone's an invader), I would have Bazelgeuse. Really give him a chance to be fleshed out too, I wanna see him have a sumo match with Uth Duna.

- Yeah yeah I get the people wailing in agony for Gammoth and other monsters that get neglected, but if I had to pick, I'd want Nibelsnarf, Najarala, Duramboros, Monoblos, Agnaktor and Gigginox. They all fit really well into their specific environments and don't have major niche clashes with other current species, aside from maybe Balahara with all of the plains returners because uh, burrowing sand monster is a very common trope. Maybe put Beotodus in the Basin and have him be the resident tarfish.

- On that last note, I changed my mind, Oilwell Gobul Variant living in the subterrane. That would be fucking dope.

- NAMIELLEEEEE NAMIELLEEE ADD THE FUCKING JELLYFISH DRAGON I DONT WANT A MILLION WORLD REPEATS BUT PLEASE CAPCOM ADD HER

- Disregarding that part I really want them to go light on elders, and make their impact MEAN something. For that purpose Amatsu would do wonders, as it fits the whole theme of the apexes representing a different type of storm (Nu Udra doesn't exactly fit in this theme but uhh oilspills volcanic eruptions smth smth). I also think it's a top three elder dragon alongside Shara and Gog.

- I think the apexes (we need a name for them, the Storm Quartet? Forbidden Four?) all should get variants or subspecies, they're too amazing of a set of designs to waste the chance on. I've been toying specifically with the idea of a Rey Dau subspecies that channels the blizzards of the Iceshard Cliffs and/or uses some vibrational/sonic trickery to heat itself up or something of the like, they're a set of already very weird designs and I hope they continue the pattern. The only one I wouldn't know what to do with would be Uth Duna, there's only so much you can do with being really fat and weighty. Maybe an avalanche-instigating kinda thing or something? Or shit that would work really well with Rey Dau's loud-ass weird cries.

u/YummyStyrofoamSnack — 5 months ago