We need an NSFW rule, someone is eventually going to try and post some freaky ass art of someone's hybrid/kaiju and I ain't wanna see that. Please put it in place before it happens, this WILL happen if we don't.
I just wanna see how he fairs against others! :3
Winner gets... something ig? I'm just doing this for fun. :p
I made my 1st big combat hybrid! (The bottom doodle is just another hybrid getting burned alive! Also, Cupcake 2.0 helped me with this one!!1! :3)
Genome:
Megatherium, for the base's strength, weight, and tail for support.
Western Lowland Gorilla, for better thumbs and intelligence. (Not the whole arm cuz of physical stress.)
Turkey Vulture, increased stomach acid pH, gives the hybrid the ability to vomit acid, and disease resistance.
Giant Anteater, for strong claws and a lot of mucus to further reduce chances of acid burns and make it less prone to splashing back. (The claws have been know to break stuff as strong as concrete)
Llama, for resistance to stomach acid for the mouth and helps it spit the acid farther and better using its lips.
Saltwater Crocodile, for the CO2 in its blood to go to the stomach to make it even more acidic than it already is, osteoderms, and a nictitating membrane for the eyes.
Use:
Its attacks involve spitting acid at the eyes of any combatant before smacking and clawing at them until they bleed out or give them a good thwack with the tail. They can also target joints and the face to either burn their limbs or suffocate them. Plus, with the ape brain and arms, they can use tools and give their opponent a lobotomy! All he needs to do is lick his arms so the acid wouldn't burn them while he handles their enemy. Or if you're feeling evil and want to rub it in for anyone who challenged you, let's just say your hybrid botta find out why he's called Mr. Fingers... >:]
Fishing wasn't safe because of my first hybrid, now it's time for agriculture to be in trouble. "And make it double!"
The Rabbit's Genes:
Mini Lop Rabbit breed, for base and aesthetic.
Orangutan, for shoulders, thumbs, intelligence, and mixed diet.
The Snail's Genes:
Australian Trumpet, for massive growth, salt resistance, water breathing and mixed diet.
Common Garden Snail, for looks, air breathing, and to make the shell-to-body ratio more manageable.
Scaly Foot Gastropod, for iron armor and heat resistance.
Giant Pacific Octopus, for intelligence and chromatophores.
Behavior:
I made this thing to be the ultimate garden menace. Large ass metal snail with a rabbit smart enough to stick you full of spears if you try to protect your crops. The rabbit is the brains of the two, they often wander and map out the area for food, the snail is the muscle, it's a massive wall of hunger and iron. Their diets are mixed, they can eat both flesh that they hunted or veggies they steal. Also, the rabbit might be able to use guns and other human tools. Have fun with the world of bunnies! :3
This is not edited btw, this is exactly how it sounded like. T-T
Yeah, another loss for the deaf.
(Image mildly related to question.)
Edit: I was too vague, what is the worst use of a genetic contributor?
Decided to give the newbies some advice!
I made it, my daughter is made! Isn't she lovely? :3
Genes:
Human, notably a sequence that is not seen in anyone else, for the base and intelligence.
Cat, specifically from Cupcake (With her consent) for ears, teeth, and tail. She also likes tuna!
Use:
I was getting a bit lonely in my lab and sometimes I have to do extra work in it, so I made an assistant who could both help me and spend time with me while we work in the lab! She also got the 3 ear genetic quirk that Cupcake has! She can also take care of her for me when I have to get more supplies. Nice to be with a fellow nekomimi!
...
Don't you guys think about it.
I could make a nekomimi for funnies, but should I...???
(I'm prolly not going to, but if you guys give me a good enough reason to, then I'll consider it.)
I made this for my favorite organism, Cupcake! :3
Genes:
Atlantic bluefin tuna, for the most tasty flesh for the best animal in the world! (It's Cupcake! :D)
Guppy, for its small size for efficient storage, faster live reproduction, and having the gills not need to be running water on them to breathe.
Purpose:
This is to be fed to Cupcake after the fish (has to be exactly 3 months old) is grounded up manually with a bowl and pestle for 1 minute and 27 seconds, then add a touch of salt and pepper with a pinch of catnip while cooking in a non-stick pan on high heat for 4 minutes and 9 seconds. Serve Cupcake for her to enjoy! (THIS FOOD IS ONLY FOR CUPCAKE, NO ONE ELSE!!!11! SHE'S MY SPECIAL CAT!11!)
In light of a debate I was having about if a ton of genetic contributors is bad or not, do you guys use congruity in your hybrid and consider that the DNA might bring along behavioral traits or do you think this not true?
I JUST MADE SOME BS!!!!! (For a friend, but I like it! :p)
Mewgenics is actually really complex, plot wise. I'll explain.
Consider what the bosses represent, and what it means when the "cats" defeat them. The Throbbing King, for example, represents feline bodies "out-evolving" the human physical form (consider, the fight has the cats attempting to obey the "humans" commands, in order to eventually kill him). Another example? Does defeating Gambit represent a symbolic triumph over addiction? Is the "Man on the Moon" symbolic of MAKING IT to the moon?
Why do I censor g"d? Because that's the POINT of Mewgenics. All of this horrible science is eventually wielded to triumph not only over human fascist madness, but ALSO the narcissism within the feline soul.
Consider the final boss: it starts as the HUMAN version of g"d. It's a white cis male. On some level, we have to accept that our culture DOES, if only subconsciously, enforce the image of a wh"te creator. There's this fascinating author, James Cone, who posits that this "holy wh"tness" poses a fundamental impediment to the creation of a truly egalitarian society. James Cone was also kind of a dick and a crybaby idiot, but oh well, at least his crying had some utility. A stupid but interesting man.
So, we kill wh"te g£d, and then we kill CAT g!d. At that stage, we've triumphed over the primitive and backwards fear of the almighty. Just listen to the song: it's calling heaven and the bible stuppid, and it's totally correct. These ideas and images DO have too much power over us. Our cats, and us, are TRULY evolved when we're ready to do away with all of our old bigotries.
Why censor g"d? To deform the holiness of the term. God isn't real and he isn't going to save the planet from global warming. We SHOULD be killing God and fascism again.
I am prepared to elaborate upon this thesis.
TLDR: Don't think of the bosses literally, think of them symbolically, and of the cats defeating them as a symbolic victory over the vice or concept or animal that the boss represented.
I was beefing with some dude at the outlet store (joking, he just looked at me funny so he prolly knew too much! :p) so I stole his brain for my new hybrid! :3
Genes:
Turnspit Dog, a dog literally bred to run in a wheel.
Orca, to force him to want to go very long distances.
Human (Specifically, Howard J. Mikes, or at least what his drivers licence says. Also, I hope he doesn't mind me using his credit card! :p), to KNOW he's alive.
Use:
Howard will know that he's not himself anymore but his instincts will force him to try and walk far, the perfect traits to have him be the power sources main. Remake him around 100 times so all of his sentient clones could power anything! (Mainly my lab!)
Not as in physical limits like being too heavy, like moral lines such as adding human DNA.
What are your moral limits?
I decided that I wanna break some rules! :P
Genes/Modifications:
(1.0 Launch)
Chimpanzee, for the body and cheaper dietary cost for the other organs.
Human, for the brain. (Modification, by modifying internal genes I forced the brain to grow to a very morbid size in a very complex form to increase intelligence. Connect it to a computer, feed it EVERYTHING on the internet, and ask it anything. This will NOT backfire on me! :3)
Horse, for larger heart and lungs to body ratio to keep the brain active.
(1.1 Update)
Bowhead and Raven, for even more increased brain cell density.
Use and instructions:
It's basically to screw over the AI companies cuz it'll be funny.
If they get an answer right, flood their brain with dopamine, if they get it wrong, shock them. Repeat until they get hella smart, but I just use mine to ask random questions like how many minutes it takes to perfectly cook 11 pizza rolls or name the 953 sextillionth digit of Pi.
I made this hybrid cuz I wanted a free automatic lighter, I don't need to be wasting brain-power fiddling with a Zippo.
Genes:
Pistol Shrimp, for the big claw.
Woodlouse, for air breathing gills.
Prawn, for size.
Cherry Shrimp, for fast breeding and replacements.
Use:
Put a flint on the top of the claw and have it snap at the ignitable object. (preferably a blunt.)
The snapping claw will hit the flint and light the item with the sparks. Use until worn out or dead and replace with its children. Simple as that.
"I was trying to get some glamor shots but my pipe buddy wanted in!1!11!! She's such a photobomber!"
It'll be quite funny to see the kind of stuff people can do with just the base of one animal and see what our imagination can do to mangle things into something new and crazy. Like turning a cat into a mobile stool or a chimp into a more ethical version of ChatGPT by forcing the brain to make more complex neuron patterns and hooking it up onto a large computer and forcing it to think of solutions for out problems.