u/___Funky___

Joachim Nightingale

What is you.

Like, idk. I understand they’re probably busy you it, but I’d at least like to know what SERIES it’s be rather than being left in dark. (Not to mention that we aren’t gonna get anything aside a few battle passes and yadiya.) Idfk

I must collect all gems.

Type shiiiiiiiiiit

The fuck

You’ll be ostracised by the entirety of New York, your name will be a coffee stain on any newspaper! Imagine if your uncle was here and read this shit, he’d be devastated if you had the ‘TRUE’ idea! Ahahah!

It was one faithful Sunday afternoon, heat isn’t beating against my head.

Rather than trying to do some actual writing or smth, I’d play some strive instead.

Now an issue was presented, my best character and current main?

She was considered a low tier, flushed heavy down the drain.

Though I didn’t want to instantly quit her, I felt like I needed to have a second choice.

Eventually, I drifted towards another character, Asuka R Kreutz. I could rejoice.

Or so I thought, as I sat through the queue and awaited my rival.

What I didn’t realise, at that moment, I would be fighting for my survival.

Rollback, pray tell.

Is this place hell.

Or has my hope just fell?

Because oh MY GOD, THAT PINK BUSHDOG LOVING VALENTINE HAD THE WORST INTERNET I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED.

People say “oh get a ethernet cable wifi isn’t good” I DONT THINK ETHERNET WILL SAVE WHATEVER HAPPENED DURING THAT MATCH. I genuinely couldn’t understand what Arcsys’s servers was smoking during that.

I… I don’t know, maybe I just need to lock in more? But how on earth am I meant to do all that while this valentines bashed my… idk.

I’m gonna go harass my clone now.

Scarab

It’s not even the fact he’s a Zoner that I hate. It’s the fact I can’t approach him for shit since my girl is covered in molasses and any movement for her makes her bones break. I don’t even have blood orb to attempt and get in.

It’s kind of a different story in JR, but still annoying since basically all his buttons are the size of Paracelsus. Idfk. How do I kill him

Now look. I understand why they thought they needed to give her that nerf (and also why people think it’s an alright change), she realistically should be punished for not being able to uninstall in time.

Buuuut that doesn’t really work considering she already has a few losses in Suka Motion; mostly being that she loses any possible Rage that she could of recovered with keygrab or uninstall, she might of lost on potential damage if she was mid-combo and, generally, normal mode is a mode she doesn’t want to be forced into.

So… does she really need to also get punished harder after the fact. Isn’t the fact that she usually has to go back into defence already enough of a punishment for her, does she really deserve to enter a punishable state that she can’t escape? I unno.

They can keep the halved JR gain or most of the nerfs, but this is just a bit too much, even for the bit S5 patch which was focused on nerfing the overall power level.

Unless your name ends with Nagori and ends with yuki, fuck you

Viziepop hire me yo

You cannot keep both inside your household. One must leave, which one.

YOU are the NRS zoner. Fuck you! You fucking bitch! Go eat a shoe, you fucker! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Aughhhhh! Auuuhhhh!

Axl Low

Oh lord, almighty god, banish this sun-haired cretin from this world and towards the depths of below.

Like, I know I could just join some discord and ask for a few matches, but they’re prob busy mourning or something. And I can’t exactly just find them in ranked since it’s all a load of not-her.

Idk. Maybe i should just drink glue and main fuckin… whoever is easy fundamentals rn, Elphelt.

They can actually include charge inputs in a new character. Idfk

THERES NO ABA BUFF WITH THIS GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT IM GOIMG TO SLASH AN INNOCENT TESTAMENT PLAYER

Guiltys Homer Simpson.