u/___Funky___

They can actually include charge inputs in a new character. Idfk

THERES NO ABA BUFF WITH THIS GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT IM GOIMG TO SLASH AN INNOCENT TESTAMENT PLAYER

Guiltys Homer Simpson.

Patch day

HGRGGHHHHRHGHHH

To the Venom I encountered while queuing for ranked today at 10pm.

I’m going to hunt you down. I’m going to find you, activate jealous rage and then get bullied into a corner by your big balls. Fuck you.

I’m angry. I need to beat up an innocent small Bridget player.

So… uhhhhhhy… Aba is in a state. Now I’ll admit, I don’t think she’s in dire territory to where she’s the worst fighter ever (that’s testament lmao), but I understand a lot of folks do believe she is and is in need of a buff.

And while I think it’s hard to think of one that wouldn’t just break the plan of her, I came up with 3/4 that might be… okay? I’ll be frank, I’m not sure and I will say they could ruin her, but idc. I’m pushing them here. So uhggghhhh-

**1: Buffing Frenzy and Astonishment.** It’s… not her worst move (that’d be jumping heavy slash while not in rage), but it certainly isn’t amazing. For parrying a move while in normal mode, you get 25 meter and the chance to continue blocking. This isn’t exactly an awful idea, though it does feel a bit empty.

There’s two ways you can go about with this. One is to just give her a bit more of a reward on parry. Maybe 30/35 would be better and let her get in on zoners faster (which she often does have trouble with). The other option is to allow special move follow-ups after parrying, so things like Slide, Leap and Transform. Either one works, but I think helping it out will naturally help her out too.

**2: Buffing round start.** A.B.A starts with 25 meter, which again; isn’t awful but certainly does put her at a disadvantage against some match-ups. However, I thinking buffing it back to 50 would be a bit ridiculous, idk. Maybe just letting her have a smigen more like 30/35 could help but not leak into ‘well why don’t I just win the first interaction and pop rage’.

**3: The most absurd one, but maybe just heavily nerf Suka?** Like yeah, the point of Suka Motion is that you messed up and now you’re venerable to attacks. Though I will admit, sometimes it is annoying to get combo’d for a long time only to enter Suka Motion and then killed because fuck you. Maybe it could be that you can’t attack during those ten frames but you could still block (though maybe you’re still in counter-hit to compensate? Idk).

Anyway I’m not sure how to end this. It’s just some yappening about a character who I love and can’t admit if she’s dogshit so… uh 300mg of jealous rage

Twink

Like, Jesus fuck. You heard of men who go through a lot, but like. This mf is the definition of a traumatised twunk. If he doesn’t get some great ass therapist by the end of S3, I’m going to go to blizzard myself and demand it. I need that twunk to be happy.

Meow

Mankind knew they cannot blame the beasts, so they locked the fuck in.

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Seriously though, Mint-Chan is way too strong. “Oh just use dipshit”- YEAH THAT DOESNT WORK WHEN SHE CAN JUST KILL HIM EASILY.

Now.

Literally anything. I swear I, Geoff Keighley, will not be biased.

Besides, can you really be a fan of a character if you don’t slander them every so often.

/uj most gacha game designs are like… yeah