Pokemon... is a blood sport.
Mario is turtle genocide. Zelda is tomb robbery and desecration of ancient religious temples. Minecraft is environmental exploitation. Bomberman is a terrorist. Super Smash Bros. advocates for violence against women, children, animals, and Luigi.
Every game is horrible. There are no heroes. Life's value is only as much XP as your death will give.
If only these gamers could be so enlightened as I.
Then they'd know the truth. The greatest secret of them all.
Pokemon... is a blood sport.