So...how do I get out of this alive?

She's eating bushes I am hiding in, my back to the wall. Why are they so smart? and cruel.

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 13 hours ago

Not many people know this but Murderbuns are more closely related to sharks than to the common pet rabbit

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 6 days ago
▲ 95 r/Rabbits

Guess who beefed with his toilet and dragged it out of its corner, only to then pee right there on the hardwood floor.

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 7 days ago

Politely accepting a gift (it's my camping bed I moved to the basement and intended to sleep on during the heat. It's hers now.)

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 9 days ago
▲ 574 r/earthief

Had to take meds for his stomach pain. Side effects didn't list loss of ears but here we are.

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 17 days ago
▲ 183 r/Rabbits

Guess who woke up his human at 5 a.m. by biting her in the forehead in order to go outside to his garden playground.

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 23 days ago

I have approached the throne empty handed

His Majesty expected gifts and praise, not a brush and apologies.

u/andtheyhaveaplan — 24 days ago