u/anorphan4yourthots

Frenz, mai hewdad haz been doin sumfing at werk dat he calls twelves. AI not no wut dis iz, but he haz been werkin lotz an bringin me xtra churus. AI used to lib at his werk, so AI no dat iz not fun.

Anyway, a couple furebers ago, hewdad wuz habing a rough night, lotz uv stress. He tries to sit an eat lunch an hiz lite bocks goez ding ding. He finks dat mebbe sum one haz caused new problem! But iz frum meowmie. She sendz pichsurs uv me bein kyoot an silly. Dey make hewdad feel better. He start laffin cuz AI doez gud silly.

AI stealed stress frum hewdad an make it go away!

Luv,
Da SOAK

Frenz! AI, Holly Hazel, iz doggo sisfur uv da SOAK, and AI haz big mews. Today iz mai furst Gotcha Day. Wun big fureber ago, AI finded mai hewdad in a parking lot. It wuz dark and rainy and manee hewmons just walked past me. He got me and put me in his truck. He tried to gib me breakfast, but AI sez no. Den AI do a hork crime all over him an his truck. While we iz waitin for da pokey place to open, hewdad iz pettin me and sayin dumdum fings liek, "I am not your human. You are not my dog. You are not staying."

Well, AI stayed. Ai haz done manee crimez, mostly chew crimez liek da sofa. And the molding in the dining room. But AI haz Gotcha Day and hewmons and sisfurs and a haus. Anyway, here are picshurs uv me from da last year. Dey iz in backwards order. Da furst one iz today and da yummy porkchops hewdad made fur me. Da last iz da furst picshur hewdad taked uv me.

Luv,

Holly Hazel

I've lurked here for a long time. Pepperoni and her parents always made me smile. Here are my doggie girls, Holly and The Orphan. Both of them are rescues. Holly is a lab-shepherd mix and will celebrate her first Gotcha Day on the 7th. We think she'll be 2 years in August or September. The Orphan turned 11 last Christmas and is a chiweenie. Their rescue kitty sisters are harder to get in the same frame :)

Frenz, iz AI Bugaboo, da Queen uv da Beans. Today, AI haz found fun nu crimez. Today, da spair hewmon wuz doin da lawn tree. He getz da hewmon furz out uv da dryer and puts dem on da sleepy square to fold dem.

But!!! Dey iz bery warm, and if no iz for sitz, den why iz dey made uv warm? So AI sitz on da lawn tree an no letz da spair fold it. He pulls out bits frum da pile, but no can foldz it all. Dis bery fun crime, and AI recommends.

Also, da permasmol gotz stuck in da closet. Dis makes me happee, but she does da squeekz and da spair letz her out. Fur sum reason, da spair liekz da permasmol.

Luv and Hisses,

Bugaboo, Queen uv da Beans and Princess wiff da Paws

This from shortly after my wife and I started dating (or, as she likes to tease me, I admitted that we were dating). The Orphan and I would stay over at her apartment, and Boo terrified poor Orphan. This was the first time that the two of them sat next to each other