This is the way we stape the pape. Stape the pape. Stape the pape.

One of my two favorite NBC sitcom quotes involving stapling paper. Just another example of good writing made great by Glenn.

(the other is "Come on I'm Dean and my hands are so clean. At this moment, I am stapling" from Community)

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u/aryawitner — 4 days ago

What would you rather do? Help Oscar or staple your tongue?

Staple your tongue? Help Oscar? Staple your tongue? Help Oscar?

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u/aryawitner — 4 days ago

Hey! Ray's here!

I always got a chuckle out of Garvin's sporadic appearances and his random love of Ray, but I just read an article where someone listed it as one of the more annoying reoccurring jokes on ELR, so I guess I figured I'd ask yous guys. To me it wasn't overdone and I don't remember him being on often enough to become annoying, but oh well. What do y'all think?

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u/aryawitner — 12 days ago

Would Dr. Chris Gardner staying be a potential jump the shark moment?

I was sitting here thinking how much I enjoyed the zaniness of that episode and wished she would have stayed. But then I realized if she stayed then she becomes the out of towner yearning for acceptance and struggles to live in a town of about 500 people, which is Lacey's thing. So at that point you're either taking away Lacey's story or having two people doing the exact same thing, just one from Toronto and one from a much smaller town. Do you think that had she stayed as a character that it could have been a Jump The Shark moment for Corner Gas?

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u/aryawitner — 24 days ago

Any theories on why Hank's hat kept the mosquitos away?

I thought it was a funny punchline that it was Hank's hat that kept them away and not the licky disco or anything else, but why? I know it's a tv show, so you have to take things with a grain of salt, but it just seemed like "we have an idea, but can't think of a way out" and we got the randomness of his hat.

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u/aryawitner — 29 days ago

Your lesst favorite episode(s)

I can't fully explain it, but every rewatch I do I skip Oh Baby. I just don't think it's funny at all and I'm happy most episodes are stand alone so I can skip it and not miss important story telling that's important for later

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u/aryawitner — 1 month ago
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How did Adam Guenzel get from the Unit B closet to the gym after his pragging?

This has always kinda bugged me. Maybe it was supposed to be different incidents, but they never said that. Schillinger and co prag Guenzel in the conveniently placed Unit B closet and the next moment is Beecher finding him naked, bleeding and sweating in the gym.

How did he get to the gym? Especially while naked and bleeding from his Pragging.

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u/aryawitner — 1 month ago

How did the customers know Jonah reduced everything in electronics to 25 cents?

I have too much time on my hands, so I've been thinking about this. How did the customers know that everything was accidentally reduced to 25 cents? Like obviously it started with 1 person buying something and "oh look that's horribly underpriced" but how does that lead to dozens of people just knowing what's going on? Wouldn't the assumption be that item was messed up and not everything?

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Now I know someone is going to point out that this is just a television show and it made for a funny couple minutes (and it did), I am just trying to look at it logically.

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u/aryawitner — 2 months ago

Making out with my girlfriend in front of a bigot at Pride and getting our pic in the paper to boot (Fall River, Massachusetts)

He may just be a tad voyeuristic

u/aryawitner — 2 months ago